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Thread started 08/04/10 1:52pm

johnart

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What are your utterly dumb and illogical issues?

We now know that if Genesia takes a bath and has not passed out from all the martini in her system and discovers a hair wrapped around her toe (seriously, like WTF??? hmm) her Sweetie has to go get an oar out of the garage to try and pull her from the tub.

I have a "thing" about stepping on grass with wet feet. ill
I hate the feeling, and then all the little cut pieces stuck to my feet and toes gross me out. I can't stand the site of those pools that don't have concrete or decking around them...just grass omfg shake I'd be stuck there till someone rolled out a carpet or something.

What are your ridiculous issues?? biggrin

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Reply #1 posted 08/04/10 1:54pm

Genesia

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johnart said:

We now know that if Genesia takes a bath and has not passed out from all the martini in her system and discovers a hair wrapped around her toe (seriously, like WTF??? hmm) her Sweetie has to go get an oar out of the garage to try and pull her from the tub.

I have a "thing" about stepping on grass with wet feet. ill
I hate the feeling, and then all the little cut pieces stuck to my feet and toes gross me out. I can't stand the site of those pools that don't have concrete or decking around them...just grass omfg shake I'd be stuck there till someone rolled out a carpet or something.

What are your ridiculous issues?? biggrin

Fucker. lol

Oh. Yeah. Because wet grass is sssssoooooooo different from wet hair. neutral

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Reply #2 posted 08/04/10 1:55pm

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Genesia said:

johnart said:

We now know that if Genesia takes a bath and has not passed out from all the martini in her system and discovers a hair wrapped around her toe (seriously, like WTF??? hmm) her Sweetie has to go get an oar out of the garage to try and pull her from the tub.

I have a "thing" about stepping on grass with wet feet. ill
I hate the feeling, and then all the little cut pieces stuck to my feet and toes gross me out. I can't stand the site of those pools that don't have concrete or decking around them...just grass omfg shake I'd be stuck there till someone rolled out a carpet or something.

What are your ridiculous issues?? biggrin

Fucker. lol

Oh. Yeah. Because wet grass is sssssoooooooo different from wet hair. neutral

It is! It is! It is! mad

I'm particularly proud of the whole Sweetie getting an oar from the garage to get you out the tub while you panic visual tho. lol

[Edited 8/4/10 13:56pm]

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Reply #3 posted 08/04/10 2:00pm

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I think fingernails being torn out is something I can´t stand. That, and maybe fingernails that are almost broken into half, for instance when women with nicely manicured fingernails break their fingernail right in the middle, and right into half of your fingernail plate.

A good friend of mine got stuck in the doorbell with his fingernail, and when he tried to pull his finger out of the slit of the doorbell, he lost a fingernail. It was hanging there from the slit around the bell button that push with your index finger.

The thoght of some countries still using that as part of their torture methods is horryfying.

Fingernails screeching on a blackboard don´t really bother me as much as the two things I mentioned above.

But I think my examples are not illogical enough.

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Reply #4 posted 08/04/10 2:01pm

BlackAdder7

other people's hair in the bathtub is one issue...not so dumb.

unclean silverware at restaurants another.

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Reply #5 posted 08/04/10 2:02pm

Genesia

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Okay, wait a minute. This is about utterly dumb stuff, right? I think anyone would have problems with peoples' fingernails being torn off. neutral

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Reply #6 posted 08/04/10 2:08pm

johnart

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Genesia said:

Okay, wait a minute. This is about utterly dumb stuff, right? I think anyone would have problems with peoples' fingernails being torn off. neutral

lol

Yes, illogical stuff.

Like, I freak out if people pick from the food I'm cooking (because god-forbid it might ALL disappear by the time dinner gets served).

But I can steal a bite or two. boxed

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Reply #7 posted 08/04/10 2:08pm

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johnart said:

We now know that if Genesia takes a bath and has not passed out from all the martini in her system and discovers a hair wrapped around her toe (seriously, like WTF??? hmm) her Sweetie has to go get an oar out of the garage to try and pull her from the tub.

I have a "thing" about stepping on grass with wet feet. ill
I hate the feeling, and then all the little cut pieces stuck to my feet and toes gross me out. I can't stand the site of those pools that don't have concrete or decking around them...just grass omfg shake I'd be stuck there till someone rolled out a carpet or something.

What are your ridiculous issues?? biggrin

I got all feeling ill just reading that!!

Eating with someone and they go to get a taste something off your plate, sticking the fork or spoon that's been in their mouth into MY food that I'm still eating barf Hope you liked it because the rest is all yours!! That's a surefire way to get your ass forked!!

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Reply #8 posted 08/04/10 2:09pm

Genesia

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johnart said:

Genesia said:

Okay, wait a minute. This is about utterly dumb stuff, right? I think anyone would have problems with peoples' fingernails being torn off. neutral

lol

Yes, illogical stuff.

Like, I freak out if people pick from the food I'm cooking (because god-forbid it might ALL disappear by the time dinner gets served).

But I can steal a bite or two. boxed

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The cook must taste the food. hmph!

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Reply #9 posted 08/04/10 2:10pm

Genesia

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I have conversations with spiders that I find in my home. If they're up near the ceiling, I tell them, "As long as you stay up there, we can peacefully co-exist. You come down here where I can reach you and it's on."

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Reply #10 posted 08/04/10 2:12pm

Genesia

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I have eaten entire cakes just trying to "even them up." neutral

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Reply #11 posted 08/04/10 2:14pm

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Genesia said:

I have conversations with spiders that I find in my home. If they're up near the ceiling, I tell them, "As long as you stay up there, we can peacefully co-exist. You come down here where I can reach you and it's on."

falloff

I am so not posting my shit on here. lol

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Reply #12 posted 08/04/10 2:15pm

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shiiiiit....I have all types of neuroses.

like soon it's dinner time and Imma have to listen to my aunt slurp and chew *shudders*....and she's not even eating soup and still slurping, wtf? I don't know why it is if I eat at a restaurant with people it does not bother me, but eating the family every day just freaks me out after a while.

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Reply #13 posted 08/04/10 2:18pm

Genesia

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BklynBabe said:

shiiiiit....I have all types of neuroses.

like soon it's dinner time and Imma have to listen to my aunt slurp and chew *shudders*....and she's not even eating soup and still slurping, wtf? I don't know why it is if I eat at a restaurant with people it does not bother me, but eating the family every day just freaks me out after a while.

falloff

I swear to bob my mom has a hollow head. The intracranial echo from her crunching stuff requires earplugs. disbelief

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Reply #14 posted 08/04/10 2:23pm

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When I got my dog he was a foot-licker. feeling ill Forget about housebreaking, that was the first thing he was trained NOT to do!!

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Reply #15 posted 08/04/10 2:25pm

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Genesia said:

BklynBabe said:

shiiiiit....I have all types of neuroses.

like soon it's dinner time and Imma have to listen to my aunt slurp and chew *shudders*....and she's not even eating soup and still slurping, wtf? I don't know why it is if I eat at a restaurant with people it does not bother me, but eating the family every day just freaks me out after a while.

falloff

I swear to bob my mom has a hollow head. The intracranial echo from her crunching stuff requires earplugs. disbelief

omigod, the kid is a cruncher, between the crunchin' and slurpin', I get all antsy. Then the whole chewing with mouth open, or dropping food, etc. etc. *shudders again*

Then I get all subconscious about my eating sounds....

I hate having anxiety and neuroses.... confused

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Reply #16 posted 08/04/10 2:25pm

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Shoewhore said:

When I got my dog he was a foot-licker. feeling ill Forget about housebreaking, that was the first thing he was trained NOT to do!!

You're right. That's way worse than him licking his own ass. nod

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Reply #17 posted 08/04/10 2:27pm

Genesia

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Vendetta1 said:

Genesia said:

I have conversations with spiders that I find in my home. If they're up near the ceiling, I tell them, "As long as you stay up there, we can peacefully co-exist. You come down here where I can reach you and it's on."

falloff

I am so not posting my shit on here. lol

One of my friends knew there was a mouse in the last apartment she lived in. She could hear him, but never saw him. She told him that as long as he wasn't ponying up with any rent money, he better keep himself hidden. lol

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Reply #18 posted 08/04/10 2:30pm

Vendetta1

Genesia said:

Vendetta1 said:

falloff

I am so not posting my shit on here. lol

One of my friends knew there was a mouse in the last apartment she lived in. She could hear him, but never saw him. She told him that as long as he wasn't ponying up with any rent money, he better keep himself hidden. lol

falloff

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Reply #19 posted 08/04/10 2:30pm

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Genesia said:

Shoewhore said:

When I got my dog he was a foot-licker. feeling ill Forget about housebreaking, that was the first thing he was trained NOT to do!!

You're right. That's way worse than him licking his own ass. nod

He can lick his own ass or balls all he wants, just stay the hell away from my feet! Well, and my face too!

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Reply #20 posted 08/04/10 2:41pm

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I have so many... boxed

Yes, Shoewhore... reach over to my plate and you will draw back a nub! mad

That, and John, you're not alone. Getting grass all over my feet when I get out of a pool freaks me out, too... nod

Certain food textures:

- I can't eat anything slimy... shake

If I THINK an egg is slimy, I can't eat it. When I say scrambled well, I mean WELL!

- coconuts- I can't stand when I still have little pieces in my mouth.


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Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."

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Reply #21 posted 08/04/10 3:04pm

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BklynBabe said:

shiiiiit....I have all types of neuroses.

like soon it's dinner time and Imma have to listen to my aunt slurp and chew *shudders*....and she's not even eating soup and still slurping, wtf? I don't know why it is if I eat at a restaurant with people it does not bother me, but eating the family every day just freaks me out after a while.

Slurp N Chew sounds like a dog food you'd add water to to make gravy. falloff

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Reply #22 posted 08/04/10 3:05pm

Vendetta1

johnart said:

BklynBabe said:

shiiiiit....I have all types of neuroses.

like soon it's dinner time and Imma have to listen to my aunt slurp and chew *shudders*....and she's not even eating soup and still slurping, wtf? I don't know why it is if I eat at a restaurant with people it does not bother me, but eating the family every day just freaks me out after a while.

Slurp N Chew sounds like a dog food you'd add water to to make gravy. falloff

I just peed a little. falloff

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Reply #23 posted 08/04/10 3:08pm

Genesia

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johnart said:

BklynBabe said:

shiiiiit....I have all types of neuroses.

like soon it's dinner time and Imma have to listen to my aunt slurp and chew *shudders*....and she's not even eating soup and still slurping, wtf? I don't know why it is if I eat at a restaurant with people it does not bother me, but eating the family every day just freaks me out after a while.

Slurp N Chew sounds like a dog food you'd add water to to make gravy. falloff

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Reply #24 posted 08/04/10 3:09pm

Vendetta1

Genesia said:

johnart said:

Slurp N Chew sounds like a dog food you'd add water to to make gravy. falloff

I love you guys. cry

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Reply #25 posted 08/04/10 3:09pm

Genesia

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Vendetta1 said:

Genesia said:

I love you guys. cry

johnart likes the meaty chunks. nod

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Reply #26 posted 08/04/10 3:43pm

johnart

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Genesia said:

Vendetta1 said:

I love you guys. cry

johnart likes the meaty chunks. nod

Big n juicy. nod

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Reply #27 posted 08/04/10 3:55pm

tinaz

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Ya'll get this face-------> neutral

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Reply #28 posted 08/04/10 3:56pm

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tinaz said:

Ya'll get this face-------> neutral

lol


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Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."

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Reply #29 posted 08/04/10 3:59pm

Number23

I used to have to swing my shoes five times round my head by the laces before I put them on or else everyone in my family would die. Flex my toes at every lamppost the bus went by. that was a lot of fucking flexing.
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