tinaz said:

PicklesMcMillan said:

a used pad thats three days old and has been exposed in sunlight

or milk mix with ketchup ( i dare anyone on here to try to smell this then taste it ...trust me you will instantly throw up ...i dare you!! it really works )

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I dont even wanna know how you know this!!

I had the exact same thought! But then... I don't want her to elaborate.

turning the compost

following a garbage truck

paintedlady said:

tinaz said:

I dont even wanna know how you know this!!

I had the exact same thought! But then... I don't want her to elaborate.

i think i will

their was a pad that was not fully rolled in the trash can in the girls bathroom stall pad compartment

the lid was open an the sunlight was shining on it ..it looked a day old

i had a loose ring on and then BAM right on the dirty pad ..i really liked the ring and it was real! plus my aunt gave it to me

so had to see where the ring was ...so i looked in caught a whiff and reached in

i was scared to use my hands to eat for a week and wash may hands for an about 20 times that day with hand sanitizer

PicklesMcMillan said:

paintedlady said:

I had the exact same thought! But then... I don't want her to elaborate.

i think i will

their was a pad that was not fully rolled in the trash can in the girls bathroom stall pad compartment

the lid was open an the sunlight was shining on it ..it looked a day old

i had a loose ring on and then BAM right on the dirty pad ..i really liked the ring and it was real! plus my aunt gave it to me

so had to see where the ring was ...so i looked in caught a whiff and reached in

i was scared to use my hands to eat for a week and wash may hands for an about 20 times that day with hand sanitizer

WHAT .... WHAT .... WHAT ..... Someone get me a drink....

Human shit

Human sweat (specially the sweat from the genitals)

Rotten fish

Used condoms

Dirty feet

Rotten meat

Garbage truck

Dog shit

Dirty old people, specially in a small room

Cat shit/urine

Human puke

Human saliva

90% of cheeses

Sewers

Stagnant water

Cooked broccoli

Plant's "blood"...

lovely thread...

A couple of my least favorite smells are any type of feces and coffee.

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vomit, it makes you wanna vomit, same like off milk

rmartin70 said:

A couple of my least favorite smells are any type of feces and coffee.

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I have the difficulty that to me coffee smells like shit, I can't really differentiate the two - thanks to my parents

ZombieKitten said:

rmartin70 said:

A couple of my least favorite smells are any type of feces and coffee.

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I have the difficulty that to me coffee smells like shit, I can't really differentiate the two - thanks to my parents

did your parents shit at the breakfast table?

NDRU said:

ZombieKitten said:

I have the difficulty that to me coffee smells like shit, I can't really differentiate the two - thanks to my parents

did your parents shit at the breakfast table?

no, but they'd brew a pot of coffee and then take turns to take a dump and our small house was, well SMALL, and when they opened the toilet door, everyone knew about it.

I also have trouble with canned beans and camping stove gas.

ZombieKitten said:

NDRU said:

did your parents shit at the breakfast table?

no, but they'd brew a pot of coffee and then take turns to take a dump and our small house was, well SMALL, and when they opened the toilet door, everyone knew about it.

I also have trouble with canned beans and camping stove gas.

candles, matches, and air freshener remind me of shit too

How small was your house?

tinaz said:

Burnt popcorn... that smell just hangs in the air!

OMG YES

tinaz said:

Burnt popcorn... that smell just hangs in the air!

Yes. It makes me angry smelling it in the office. Hell, I don't even like the smell of popcorn done right, if I'm not in the mood for it.

And vomit. I hate the smell of vomit. I think most people's vomit smells worse than shit.

Rotting pig corpses mixed with the contents of two weeks waste from a circus porta john.

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NDRU said:

ZombieKitten said:

no, but they'd brew a pot of coffee and then take turns to take a dump and our small house was, well SMALL, and when they opened the toilet door, everyone knew about it.

I also have trouble with canned beans and camping stove gas.

candles, matches, and air freshener remind me of shit too

How small was your house?

SMALL and kind of badly arranged, toilet door should NEVER open out to the dining area

Rotten asshole.

Or curdled vomit after drinking a milkshake while hungover. Don't ask.

ernestsewell said:

LMFAO

Strangely enough I agree

chitterlings

Keyumdi said:

scandalousalan said:

snot rocket

NDRU said:

turning the compost

following a garbage truck

You must have some meat or a dead animal in your compost. Properly kept compost turned over smells like good clean fresh earth. Something's rotting your compost pile if it stinks.

Shyra said:

NDRU said:

turning the compost

following a garbage truck

You must have some meat or a dead animal in your compost. Properly kept compost turned over smells like good clean fresh earth. Something's rotting your compost pile if it stinks.

It's possible I was not maintaining it correctly, but you're right something was rotting in it--fruit & veggies. It's all basically shit. Food being broken down, and it releases heat, it's kind of gross, but it would be worse with meat.

But I probably had the green to brown ratios wrong and didn't mix it properly, etc. But there was no meat in it.

NDRU said:

Shyra said:

You must have some meat or a dead animal in your compost. Properly kept compost turned over smells like good clean fresh earth. Something's rotting your compost pile if it stinks.

It's possible I was not maintaining it correctly, but you're right something was rotting in it--fruit & veggies. It's all basically shit. Food being broken down, and it releases heat, it's kind of gross, but it would be worse with meat.

But I probably had the green to brown ratios wrong and didn't mix it properly, etc. But there was no meat in it.

I keep a compost pile year round. I like lots of grass clippings and leaves in mine, as well as the kitchen scraps and coffee grounds. I also mix in shreaded newspapers. When I turn it, it smells devine.

Shyra said:

NDRU said:

It's possible I was not maintaining it correctly, but you're right something was rotting in it--fruit & veggies. It's all basically shit. Food being broken down, and it releases heat, it's kind of gross, but it would be worse with meat.

But I probably had the green to brown ratios wrong and didn't mix it properly, etc. But there was no meat in it.

I keep a compost pile year round. I like lots of grass clippings and leaves in mine, as well as the kitchen scraps and coffee grounds. I also mix in shreaded newspapers. When I turn it, it smells devine.

I think I got pockets of food (like from the container we kept inside) that did not get thoroughly mixed in with the other stuff, so it festered.

scandalousalan said:

Keyumdi said:

Rotting pig corpses mixed with the contents of two weeks waste from a circus porta john.

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I laughed so hard at this a snot rocket came out

Glad I could decongest you.

Genesia said:

tinaz said:

Burnt popcorn... that smell just hangs in the air!

Especially if it's burnt microwave popcorn.

Bag o' chemicals...

Yep. I was gonna say burnt microwave popcorn and burning rubber or plastic. I really, really, REALLY hate the smell of burning rubber or plastic. But burnt microwave popcorn isn't that far off from smelling the same way. I don't like the smell of burnt hair, either. Blech!

Bad smells....

Hands down....its the smell of the ocean bacteria in Lynn Massachusetts..... (

That scent, no lie smells like dead bodies, vomit, and fresh poo all mixed together.

My eyes water and I literally gag in my car when I drive through ......

My sleeping super exhausted teen was deep sleeping in the backseat and was awakened by the scent and started gagging as she struggled (but never could) to ask what that horrible smell was.

Other drivers in the area would refuse to stop at the red lights and risk blowing through just to get out of the area....you could look over in the next car and see somebody just minutes before who were happily rocking in their car start cissomg amd gagging...

While she attended her classes, we carried barf bags when we had to drive through the area and it got to the point where we deliberately brought others just so we could laugh at them........

Keyumdi said:

scandalousalan said:

Keyumdi said: I laughed so hard at this a snot rocket came out

Glad I could decongest you.

Thanks,

but it made for an intricate cleaning job between the keys on my laptop.