My brother is a firefighter in Fremont, which is a city in SF Bay Area. He went on a call last night and the only thing his crew knew was that it was a man in a parking lot with no feeling in his legs. When they arrived at the scene it was a man about 75 years old that looked like he was homeless and had a very long grey beard like a mountain man. He was laying on the ground next to his pickup truck and said he had no feeling in his legs. My brother asked him if he had any chest pains and the rest of the usual questions. He told the guy he would have to sit up so he could check him out and the man said it hurt to sit up. I guess when my brother went to the truck to get some equipment, the man told his partner what the problem was. His partner told him that the old man had a ball shoved up his butt. They asked how it got there and he said he put it there for pleasure. Realizing that the man would need an ambulance they asked if it was like a golf ball size to which he replied, "No bigger." So they asked if it was a tennis ball size. Once again he replied "No bigger."

This is a true story.

[Edited 9/25/10 22:15pm]

YAY AREA!!!

ya just gotta LUV the Bay...

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bboy87 said:

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So a dodge ball accident had been ruled out, I assume?

squirrelgrease said:

So a dodge ball accident had been ruled out, I assume?

Ummm... I've seen some porn.... that's all.

Cerebus said:

Ummm... I've filmed some porn.... that's all.

fixed it for ya!!

RenHoek said:

Cerebus said:

Ummm... I've filmed some porn.... that's all.

fixed it for ya!!

........ that works.

Bowling for Dollars?

squirrelgrease said:

So a dodge ball accident had been ruled out, I assume?

Seems so

Was he an old Italian fellow?

If yes, I'd put money on Bocce...

jus' sayin'... [img:$uid]http://www.free.../img:$uid]

I wonder what happened when they got this old guy to the hospital? Did the feeling come back into his legs once they removed the ball from his butt? Curiosity is killing the cat over here.

Cerebus said:

Ummm... I've seen some porn.... that's all.

I believe the term is "UFO (Unusual Fucking Objects)."

RenHoek said:

Was he an old Italian fellow?

If yes, I'd put money on Bocce...

jus' sayin'... [img:$uid]http://www.free.../img:$uid]

rmartin70 said:

they asked if it was like a golf ball size

Hole in one?

rmartin70 said:

His partner told him that the old man had a ball shoved up his butt. They asked how it got there and he said he put it there for pleasure. Realizing that the man would need an ambulance they asked if it was like a golf ball size to which he replied, "No bigger." So they asked if it was a tennis ball size. Once again he replied "No bigger."

This is a true story.

[Edited 9/25/10 22:15pm]

Damn! How big are his balls!!!?

bboy87 said:

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LOLLOLLOL

I like how this thread ends with...this is a true story

Yes oh my god...uuughhhh..I would have hated to be the doctor on this one..

Do you think he put it in there not inflated, then pumped it up??

noimageatall said:

Bowling for Dollars?

I guess he should get more lube instead.

was it a FUSHIGI?

OnlyNDaUsa said:

was it a FUSHIGI?

Didn't see that particular trick on the commercial.

PunkMistress said:

Cerebus said:

Ummm... I've seen some porn.... that's all.

I believe the term is "UFO (Unusual Fucking Objects)."

Well if it wasn't before, it certainly is now!

tinaz said:

Do you think he put it in there not inflated, then pumped it up??

dang...

squirrelgrease said:

OnlyNDaUsa said:

was it a FUSHIGI?

Didn't see that particular trick on the commercial.

MajesticOne89 said:

squirrelgrease said:

Didn't see that particular trick on the commercial.

why do you think they are all so excited and talk so loud?