Now back to Dani's question....first...

Second...on a more serious note...if your dude would rather fuck his PS3 than you...then I guess you "somehow" picked the wrong guy.....again.....

C'mon Dani....there must be one guy...someplace in PA that isn't a complete turd....

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phunkdaddy said:

uPtoWnNY said:

I have three gaming machines, PS3, PS2 and my PC. And once in a while I'll whip out the old ColecoVision and Atari shit for old times sake.

Grand Theft Auto is my shit!

I still have my Atari but the power source is gone. I also have Nintendo and Sega still.

The latest gaming system i have is the PS2. Hadn't played in so long i actually got my

ass whupped in Madden 09 after the early games today.

[Edited 9/26/10 22:06pm]

NBA 2K11 looks pretty sweet

shootindabreeze said:

Now back to Dani's question....first...

Second...on a more serious note...if your dude would rather fuck his PS3 than you...then I guess you "somehow" picked the wrong guy.....again.....

C'mon Dani....there must be one guy...someplace in PA that isn't a complete turd....

This message brought to you with love.... NOW WAKE THE FUCK UP SUNSHINE!

TotalANXiousNESS said:

shootindabreeze said:

Now back to Dani's question....first...

Second...on a more serious note...if your dude would rather fuck his PS3 than you...then I guess you "somehow" picked the wrong guy.....again.....

C'mon Dani....there must be one guy...someplace in PA that isn't a complete turd....

This message brought to you with love.... NOW WAKE THE FUCK UP SUNSHINE!

purpledoveuk said:

This is why I love playing Modern Warfare 2 and why I say it's funny - some of the conversations you hear are hilarious. Just watch this, the longer it gies in the funnier it gets (hope my non uk friends can understand the accents) NSFW due to bad language http://www.youtube.com/wa...KJvaozYBLE Not sure what's funniest - the 'microsoft guy' clearly not being from Microsoft or the fact the other guy gets so wound up (he doesn't even notice the guy telling him off for swearing is swearing loads)

That is freakin' HILARIOUS!

purpledoveuk said:

It gets funnier as it goes on doesn't it. "Your being racist because I'm from Manchester"

Yes! I'm from the States and that cracked me up. It's great about 3/4 of the way through when you can hear people laughing in the background. It DOES sound like the guy may really have been banned, though, which seems a bit cruel.

Cerebus said:

Better stuff than on Xbox Live.

purpledoveuk said:

Cerebus said:

Yes! I'm from the States and that cracked me up. It's great about 3/4 of the way through when you can hear people laughing in the background. It DOES sound like the guy may really have been banned, though, which seems a bit cruel.

Do you think so? I thought it was just a wind up....there's no way the guy was from Microsoft really - he was swearing away, talking about kids playing it...and the funny thing is the other guy WASN'T swearing....it was somebody else

Totally agree about the two main voices. But it sounds like a THIRD voice comes in at the end and actually bans the guy for yelling and cursing, which he WAS doing by then. I don't know about such things, though. I know I've sat and watched friends play first person shooters until the wee hours of the morning on the PS network and there's people from all over the world on their cursing up a storm.

I gave my PS2 away and just never got on board with this generation of consoles. My PC isn't great for gaming either, but I'll download old games on it sometimes and play a while. I just completed FF7 for the 3rd or 4th time and my missus watches and helps with games like that. God of War games, too. Never caused a problem in my marriage. Oh, and Tiger Woods. My wife actually enjoyed watching me play that for hours. Even I find that odd.

I heard you can download the first GOW on PC now officially and for free so I think I'll do that.

My plane leaves in 4 hours and I haven't slept or packed a suticase or anything.

What am I doing?

On here and playing Modern Warfare 2.

But I'll get shit done soon enough.

Fauxie said:

I gave my PS2 away and just never got on board with this generation of consoles. My PC isn't great for gaming either, but I'll download old games on it sometimes and play a while. I just completed FF7 for the 3rd or 4th time and my missus watches and helps with games like that. God of War games, too. Never caused a problem in my marriage. Oh, and Tiger Woods. My wife actually enjoyed watching me play that for hours. Even I find that odd.

I heard you can download the first GOW on PC now officially and for free so I think I'll do that.

Dude. The only game I play on my PC is Tetris.

Golf games are more my speed on the consoles, though. I'm pretty coordinated, but I think they've gone a bit overboard with one joystick moving your view/aim, one moving you, one shoulder button zooms, one button locks on target, one button fires, one makes you fart, etc, etc, etc. It's time for some simplification. Goldeneye on the N64 is still one of the best first person shooters ever made and that game was NOT complicated (really, it's the game they're all still copying, regardless of setting).

Cerebus said:

I once briefly helped a kid with his homework on XBOX Live. Dude was trying to figure out the area of a triangle while playing Call of Duty.

Call of Duty is one of the games a lot of my friends have been addicted to for the last few years. It's fun, especially at one place where the TV is like, wall size! But I still can't sit there playing for 6-8 hours. Strangely, I can sit and watch other people play for that long.

And yeah, some of what comes through from other players is quite disturbing. Especially when it's obvious that they're younger. Some of them still sound like little girls.

TotalANXiousNESS said:

Just curious.

I've heard stories from ppl that playstation ruined their marriage????

And also wondering why a person would be on it until all hours of the night.....playing games?? REALLY?

You think he's on it a lot now? Wait until some time passes.

I don't play video games, myself, but women should know:

Men like to do two things: sit on the couch and fuck (not necessarily in that order).

They'll pretend that they don't love to sit on the couch for the first few years of your relationship, but then (to paraphrase Chris Rock) when they think it's safe or they just can't take it anymore, it's all-couch, all the time. And there'll be a lot of eatin' of fattening food on that couch.

So, ladies: don't fall for the I-don't-love-to-sit-on-the-couch-all-day-and-night guy; he's fulla shit. If you want to be tied to a being who will spend 90% of his not-at-work time on the couch, go for it!

P.S. I believe it is man's nature to crave Couch and I see nothing wrong with it. I, myself, avoid fattening foods, but - given my druthers - I'd Couch all day (if I can't lie in bed, that is).

Ace said:

TotalANXiousNESS said:

Just curious.

I've heard stories from ppl that playstation ruined their marriage????

And also wondering why a person would be on it until all hours of the night.....playing games?? REALLY?

You think he's on it a lot now? Wait until some time passes.

I don't play video games, myself, but women should know:

Men like to do two things: sit on the couch and fuck (not necessarily in that order).

They'll pretend that they don't love to sit on the couch for the first few years of your relationship, but then (to paraphrase Chris Rock) when they think it's safe or they just can't take it anymore, it's all-couch, all the time. And there'll be a lot of eatin' of fattening food on that couch.

So, ladies: don't fall for the I-don't-love-to-sit-on-the-couch-all-day-and-night guy; he's fulla shit. If you want to be tied to a being who will spend 90% of his not-at-work time on the couch, go for it!

P.S. I believe it is man's nature to crave Couch and I see nothing wrong with it. I, myself, avoid fattening foods, but - given my druthers - I'd Couch all day (if I can't lie in bed, that is).

You speak the truth. But you left out the part about asking them to bring the food to the couch.

I prefer to big comfy chair myself, because it's easier and more comfortable for me to read there. But it's really no different than couching in concept.

Cerebus said:

I prefer to big comfy chair myself, because it's easier and more comfortable for me to read there. But it's really no different than couching in concept.

I often fantasize about buying a recliner. But then I think, "Hey, I have a fucking bed! What am I - crazy?!

Ace said:

Cerebus said:

I prefer to big comfy chair myself, because it's easier and more comfortable for me to read there. But it's really no different than couching in concept.

I often fantasize about buying a recliner. But then I think, "Hey, I have a fucking bed! What am I - crazy?!

My bed is not in front of my HDTV in the middle of my surround sound system so a recliner would be ideal for me.

sextonseven said:

My bed is not in front of my HDTV in the middle of my surround sound system

Somebody's gotta move their TV! ...Or their bed!

P.S.(non-3) With a laptop, you can watch TV on your stomach, on your right side, on your left side and/or on your back. Top that, recliner!

Not cool.

This is not cool.

This is ALLLLLL news to me.

Video games are a whole hell of a lot cheaper than therapy. It's much healthier to take out all of my anger and frustration on some zombies than random strangers on the street.

LayzieKrayzie said:

Better stuff than on Xbox Live.

Ace said:

Cerebus said:

I prefer to big comfy chair myself, because it's easier and more comfortable for me to read there. But it's really no different than couching in concept.

I often fantasize about buying a recliner. But then I think, "Hey, I have a fucking bed! What am I - crazy?!

Why not have both? Or all three?! I just do most of my manly behavior stuff in the big comfy chair. Movies are cool on the couch or in bed. But reading and general wasting of time is better in the chair. I don't have a laptop - haven't even had a cell phone for a year. I'm against the house travelling with me. When I leave the house I WANT to be unavailable. So my home PC set up is still a desk, an office chair, monitors and stuff. *shock!* I can see a large flatscreen from the same location, though.

Cerebus said:

Ace said:

I often fantasize about buying a recliner. But then I think, "Hey, I have a fucking bed! What am I - crazy?!

Why not have both?

Wasn't it Churchill who said, "Never stand up when you can sit down and never sit down when you can lie down"?

Ace said:

Cerebus said:

Why not have both?

Wasn't it Churchill who said, "Never stand up when you can sit down and never sit down when you can lie down"?

I thought it was Kennedy. Either way...

Cerebus said:

Ace said:

You think he's on it a lot now? Wait until some time passes.

I don't play video games, myself, but women should know:

Men like to do two things: sit on the couch and fuck (not necessarily in that order).

They'll pretend that they don't love to sit on the couch for the first few years of your relationship, but then (to paraphrase Chris Rock) when they think it's safe or they just can't take it anymore, it's all-couch, all the time. And there'll be a lot of eatin' of fattening food on that couch.

So, ladies: don't fall for the I-don't-love-to-sit-on-the-couch-all-day-and-night guy; he's fulla shit. If you want to be tied to a being who will spend 90% of his not-at-work time on the couch, go for it!

P.S. I believe it is man's nature to crave Couch and I see nothing wrong with it. I, myself, avoid fattening foods, but - given my druthers - I'd Couch all day (if I can't lie in bed, that is).

You speak the truth. But you left out the part about asking them to bring the food to the couch.

I prefer to big comfy chair myself, because it's easier and more comfortable for me to read there. But it's really no different than couching in concept.

I think I'm a man.

Cerebus said:

Ace said:

Wasn't it Churchill who said, "Never stand up when you can sit down and never sit down when you can lie down"?

I thought it was Kennedy. Either way...

Always attributed to WC, far as I know.