PunkMistress said:

violator said:

You beat me to it.

Awww, look who showed up to make you feel better!

But it's not his baby so....

JustErin said:

noimageatall said:

I knew it...

How to Summon a Succubus in 10 Easy Steps

Step #10: She should be easier to invoke and banish than an Incubus and I suggest a successful encounter with her followed by a successful banish of her before attempting the more aggressive Incubus. Always do these at the new moon.

What? :lol;

You know, burping, succubus, new moon. Do we have to spell everything out for you?

PunkMistress said:

JustErin said:

What? :lol;

You know, burping, succubus, new moon. Do we have to spell everything out for you?

Apparently.

All I'm pretty sure of is that it's some kind of insult.

JustErin said:

PunkMistress said:

You know, burping, succubus, new moon. Do we have to spell everything out for you?

Apparently.

All I'm pretty sure of is that it's some kind of insult.

No... I want to be one.

noimageatall said:

JustErin said:

Apparently.

All I'm pretty sure of is that it's some kind of insult.

No... I want to be one.

No it's ok! I like to be treated like shit.

JustErin said:

PunkMistress said:

Awww, look who showed up to make you feel better!

But it's not his baby so....

Yeah, and she doesn't do old guys anyway, so....

violator said:

JustErin said:

But it's not his baby so....

Yeah, and she doesn't do old guys anyway, so....

Ya, but I do do older dudes so....

I said "do do".

JustErin said:

noimageatall said:

No... I want to be one.

No it's ok! I like to be treated like shit.

Well, I refuse to choke you.

noimageatall said:

JustErin said:

No it's ok! I like to be treated like shit.

Well, I refuse to choke you.

That's ok, you don't have a dick so....

JustErin said:

violator said:

Yeah, and she doesn't do old guys anyway, so....

Ya, but I do do older dudes so....

I said "do do".

Nothing but farts and shit coming out of your mouth today...

I'm grossing myself out.

PunkMistress said:

JustErin said:

Ya, but I do do older dudes so....

I said "do do".

Nothing but farts and shit coming out of your mouth today...

I'm grossing myself out.

Try sitting beside me when I burp.

JustErin said:

PunkMistress said:

Nothing but farts and shit coming out of your mouth today...

I'm grossing myself out.

Try sitting beside me when I burp.

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JustErin said:

noimageatall said:

Well, I refuse to choke you.

That's ok, you don't have a dick so....

I have one in the closet.

PunkMistress said:

violator said:

You beat me to it.

Awww, look who showed up to make you feel better!

at least i didn't say she has fart breath.

I'd make you some chikkunz soup but if I mail it it might kill you by the time it gets there.

JustErin said:

PunkMistress said:

Nothing but farts and shit coming out of your mouth today...

I'm grossing myself out.

Try sitting beside me when I burp.

My daughter had that burping stank one time... It REEKED the whole room! Nastiest shit EVER! Just like sulpher and it went on ALL day!

Sorry Erin!

PunkMistress said:

JustErin said:

Try sitting beside me when I burp.

[Edited 9/20/10 17:41pm]

I guess I'd rather smell like shit than look like shit...so that's a positive.

noimageatall said:

JustErin said:

That's ok, you don't have a dick so....

I have one in the closet.

Not good enough!

whistle said:

PunkMistress said:

Awww, look who showed up to make you feel better!

at least i didn't say she has fart breath.

That's because you really, really like me.

johnart said:

I'd make you some chikkunz soup but if I mail it it might kill you by the time it gets there.

I'd make my kid test it for me first anyway. That's what they are for...didn't I mention that in the kid thread?

tinaz said:

JustErin said:

Try sitting beside me when I burp.

My daughter had that burping stank one time... It REEKED the whole room! Nastiest shit EVER! Just like sulpher and it went on ALL day!

Sorry Erin!

I've had it before, way worse too. But bad or not, it fucking sucks.

noimageatall said:

JustErin said:

It started with a head cold this morning (thanks to my son who had it this weekend)....but now all of a sudden I have discomfort under my ribs and I have those awful sulfur smelling burps.

I knew it...

How to Summon a Succubus in 10 Easy Steps

Step #10: She should be easier to invoke and banish than an Incubus and I suggest a successful encounter with her followed by a successful banish of her before attempting the more aggressive Incubus. Always do these at the new moon.

O M G

JustErin said:

johnart said:

I'd make you some chikkunz soup but if I mail it it might kill you by the time it gets there.

I'd make my kid test it for me first anyway. That's what they are for...didn't I mention that in the kid thread?

You remind me so much of my mom.

johnart said:

JustErin said:

I'd make my kid test it for me first anyway. That's what they are for...didn't I mention that in the kid thread?

You remind me so much of my mom.

oddly that's how john started getting his drinks on

CHIC0 said:

ooooh you bought yourself a proper camera!!

You just need to be slammed hard from behind while one ankle is pinned to your ass and your face is pushed forcefully into a pillow. I'm sure you'd feel better after that.

Cerebus said:

You just need to be slammed hard from behind while one ankle is pinned to your ass and your face is pushed forcefully into a pillow. I'm sure you'd feel better after that.

you forgot the choke...

RenHoek said:

Cerebus said:

You just need to be slammed hard from behind while one ankle is pinned to your ass and your face is pushed forcefully into a pillow. I'm sure you'd feel better after that.

you forgot the choke...

Well, with her face being pushed into the pillow that's difficult. But there could certainly be a hand on the back of the neck applying pressure.