It started with a head cold this morning (thanks to my son who had it this weekend)....but now all of a sudden I have discomfort under my ribs and I have those awful sulfur smelling burps.

It's awful.

Boo hoo.

So I guess I have a head cold and a stomach virus?

is it too early

for this thread to get a sympathy bump?

You're farting from your MOUTH??

Fucking gross, dude.

PunkMistress said:

You're farting from your MOUTH??

Fucking gross, dude.

Your farts smell like sulfur????

orger said:

is it too early

for this thread to get a sympathy bump?

Oh shut up.

This is cheering me up a little.

aww, hope you get better soon

drink lots of fluids , Gatorade helps

JustErin said:

PunkMistress said:

You're farting from your MOUTH??

Fucking gross, dude.

Your farts smell like sulfur????

What makes farts stink?

The odor of farts comes from small amounts of hydrogen sulfide gas and mercaptans in the mixture. These compounds contain sulfur. Nitrogen-rich compounds such as skatole and indole also add to the stench of farts. The more sulfur-rich your diet, the more sulfides and mercaptans will be produced by the bacteria in your guts, and the more your farts will stink. Foods such as cauliflower, eggs and meat are notorious for producing smelly farts, whereas beans produce large amounts of not particularly stinky farts.

http://www.heptune.com/farts.html

PunkMistress said:

JustErin said:

Your farts smell like sulfur????

What makes farts stink?

The odor of farts comes from small amounts of hydrogen sulfide gas and mercaptans in the mixture. These compounds contain sulfur. Nitrogen-rich compounds such as skatole and indole also add to the stench of farts. The more sulfur-rich your diet, the more sulfides and mercaptans will be produced by the bacteria in your guts, and the more your farts will stink. Foods such as cauliflower, eggs and meat are notorious for producing smelly farts, whereas beans produce large amounts of not particularly stinky farts.

http://www.heptune.com/farts.html

Guess I don't have much sulfur in my diet.

An Erin's feeling ill and falls into a "What makes farts smell" thread.

.org....good stuff.

Feel better soon Erin.

JustErin said:

PunkMistress said:

What makes farts stink?

The odor of farts comes from small amounts of hydrogen sulfide gas and mercaptans in the mixture. These compounds contain sulfur. Nitrogen-rich compounds such as skatole and indole also add to the stench of farts. The more sulfur-rich your diet, the more sulfides and mercaptans will be produced by the bacteria in your guts, and the more your farts will stink. Foods such as cauliflower, eggs and meat are notorious for producing smelly farts, whereas beans produce large amounts of not particularly stinky farts.

http://www.heptune.com/farts.html

Guess I don't have much sulfur in my diet.

Except for today if your burps smell like sulfur.

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have a cup or two of camomile tea, should make you feel better.

hope you feel better right away.

sextonseven said:

JustErin said:

Guess I don't have much sulfur in my diet.

Except for today if your burps smell like sulfur.

Yes, exactly.

It`s gross.

Thanks for the suggestions, guys.

I have a sore throat too.

I feel sick, too

JustErin said:

sextonseven said:

Except for today if your burps smell like sulfur.

Yes, exactly.

It`s gross.

No more meatloaf for breakfast.

oh no

NDRU said:

I feel sick, too

Feel better soon :chickensoup:

ZombieKitten said:

oh no

I came to work anyway, then I spilled chili all over my desk, papers, keyboard, carpet...

i hear that having one's hair pulled is a good cure all...

F R E A K A L E R T! :COPS:

NDRU said:

I feel sick, too

BlackAdder7 said:

i hear that having one's hair pulled is a good cure all...

Great idea, if only I had a technician to perform the technique.

clearly you're pregnant.

JustErin said:

It started with a head cold this morning (thanks to my son who had it this weekend)....but now all of a sudden I have discomfort under my ribs and I have those awful sulfur smelling burps.

I knew it...

How to Summon a Succubus in 10 Easy Steps

Step #10: She should be easier to invoke and banish than an Incubus and I suggest a successful encounter with her followed by a successful banish of her before attempting the more aggressive Incubus. Always do these at the new moon.

whistle said:

clearly you're pregnant.

You beat me to it.

violator said:

whistle said:

clearly you're pregnant.

You beat me to it.

Awww, look who showed up to make you feel better!

whistle said:

clearly you're pregnant.

Thankfully, not possible.

noimageatall said:

JustErin said:

It started with a head cold this morning (thanks to my son who had it this weekend)....but now all of a sudden I have discomfort under my ribs and I have those awful sulfur smelling burps.

I knew it...

How to Summon a Succubus in 10 Easy Steps

Step #10: She should be easier to invoke and banish than an Incubus and I suggest a successful encounter with her followed by a successful banish of her before attempting the more aggressive Incubus. Always do these at the new moon.

What? :lol;