I just heard something that just about shattered me......

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OH MY FRIKKKKKKIN GAWD.......................YEEEEWWWWW SONNNNNSOFBISSSSHHHES..........!!!!!!!

I FEEL SO GODDAMMED LOVED RIGHT NOW......... grouphug

I'm going take a nap or cry or some shyt ( i missed one this morning) and will curse each and every one of you when i return.........!!!!!!!!!!!!

but as a matter of fact......eff yew and the HORSES ya rode in on.......smh.... lol

THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]

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Reply #31 posted 09/20/10 3:19pm

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myfavorite said:

OH MY FRIKKKKKKIN GAWD.......................YEEEEWWWWW SONNNNNSOFBISSSSHHHES..........!!!!!!!

I FEEL SO GODDAMMED LOVED RIGHT NOW.........

I'm going take a nap or cry or some shyt ( i missed one this morning) and will curse each and every one of you when i return.........!!!!!!!!!!!!

but as a matter of fact......eff yew and the HORSES ya rode in on.......smh....

You really need to stop drinkin'

lol

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Reply #32 posted 09/20/10 3:19pm

Lammastide

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hmm What just happened?

Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ
πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν
τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.”

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Reply #33 posted 09/20/10 3:21pm

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Lammastide said:

What just happened?

Myfavorite is constipated, and I need to start wearing pants.

It's what you make it.

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Reply #34 posted 09/20/10 3:22pm

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Lammastide said:

What just happened?

somebody got hit by a car on Tuesday but it was Wednesday when myfavorite found out about it and since she didn't wear plaid that day it had nothing to do with her but the fact that the wind hit NYC with a fierceness reminded her that God don't like muthafuccas jaywalking on Tuesday whilst wearing plaid knickers. Hence....myfavorite will never do that again cuz the Lord spoke to her.

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Reply #35 posted 09/20/10 3:22pm

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ooohhh, i can shyt with the best of em now..... lol

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Reply #36 posted 09/20/10 3:25pm

DesireeNevermi nd	call me big daddy when you back that thang up....youz a fine muthafucca when you back that thang up....girl u lookin' good when you back that thang up. yep...and that's exactly what happened.
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Reply #37 posted 09/20/10 3:26pm

mcmeekle

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PunkMistress said:
...I always wear super short, tight skirts....some slut that always wears super short, tight skirts .....I always wear super short, tight skirts when I go out because I'm a ..... slut.....

Sorry, I lost my train of thought there. What were you saying again....?

confused

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Reply #38 posted 09/20/10 3:26pm

Lammastide

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DesireeNevermind said:

Lammastide said:

What just happened?

somebody got hit by a car on Tuesday but it was Wednesday when myfavorite found out about it and since she didn't wear plaid that day it had nothing to do with her but the fact that the wind hit NYC with a fierceness reminded her that God don't like muthafuccas jaywalking on Tuesday whilst wearing plaid knickers. Hence....myfavorite will never do that again cuz the Lord spoke to her.

lol

Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ
πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν
τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.”

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Reply #39 posted 09/20/10 3:28pm

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mcmeekle said:

PunkMistress said:
...I always wear super short, tight skirts....some slut that always wears super short, tight skirts .....I always wear super short, tight skirts when I go out because I'm a ..... slut.....

Sorry, I lost my train of thought there. What were you saying again....?

lol

I regret to inform you that the skirts are hypothetical.

My sluttiness, however, is real.

It's what you make it.

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Reply #40 posted 09/20/10 3:30pm

mcmeekle

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I played myfavourite's post backwards and this is what I got!

myfavorite said:

Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl
With yellow feathers in her hair and a dress cut down to there
She would merengue and do the cha-cha
And while she tried to be a star, Tony always tended bar
Across a crowded floor, they worked from 8 till 4
They were young and they had each other
Who could ask for more?

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Reply #41 posted 09/20/10 3:31pm

mcmeekle

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PunkMistress said:

mcmeekle said:

Sorry, I lost my train of thought there. What were you saying again....?

I regret to inform you that the skirts are hypothetical.

My sluttiness, however, is real.

God bless your sluttiness!

:salutes:

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Reply #42 posted 09/20/10 3:34pm

PicklesMcMilla n	myfav, with all the baby talk on the org did it hit home for you ?
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Reply #43 posted 09/20/10 4:00pm

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the truth of the matter is...........The shattering news was just a confirmation that im still single. I dont know why what i heard shook me. maybe it was just that i heard somebody else say something only i thought i knew about him after 20 years. We arent officially divorced yet, but we live in the same house ( although he has 2 or three other addresses - fukkin evil dog) so yeah, that shyt can be embarrassing... lol

Lamma - You gotta eat that shyt like spinach dude...smh.

Desiree you are a hoot girl... hug

John! evillol

Joy! you iz my joker!

Pickles...i needza break chile...hold on! ... lol

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THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]

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Reply #44 posted 09/20/10 4:03pm

DesireeNevermi nd	^ say what? Child you mean all this is over that busted troll ass husband of yours? I coulda told ya he was nuttin' but gum on shoe. I aint even psychic. Well.... I think there's still lover there and that's why this burns you so. Get yer money and burn up his car. Have a garage sale first though!
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Reply #45 posted 09/20/10 4:50pm

FauxReal	PunkMistress said: Lammastide said: What just happened? Myfavorite is constipated, and I need to start wearing pants. I laugh because as I read her say she was gonna take a nap and cry, I thought "If she only combined the napping and crying...she'd be crapping. Cool." Then I scroll down to find out that it all amounts to a shitting problem anyway. (Not seriously of course)
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Reply #46 posted 09/20/10 5:33pm

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i just dont know....he likes to be hugged and kissed, i really could do without it! shrug

whistle does that make me craaaazay! lol

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Reply #47 posted 09/20/10 7:58pm

RenHoek

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myfavorite lives up to her orgname once again... take a bow girl, take a bow...

hug

A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon

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Reply #48 posted 09/20/10 8:00pm

Cinnie
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Reply #49 posted 09/20/10 8:31pm

Cerebus

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PunkMistress said:

Like, let's say I always wear super short, tight skirts when I go out. I'm having a conversation with a friend and she mentions some slut that always wears super short, tight skirts and makes some really biting, incisive comment about how insecure that slut must be and how her daddy never loved her. Suddenly, I realize that I always wear super short, tight skirts when I go out because I'm an insecure slut whose daddy never loved her

dead lol cry lol

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Reply #50 posted 09/20/10 9:01pm

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I dont undersatnd how that would make you a slut tho Punk!?

truth be told i may be a bit of a conversational slut, but i cant breathe sometimes when some girls start talking about their man and who he's dating and what she wannts and how she needs.....

cause nine times outta ten, im feeling the same way, but i choose not to communicate that cause i dotn like makin people feel uncomfortable... shrug ......thearpy with a express latte please!

THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]

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Reply #51 posted 09/21/10 9:57am

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myfavorite said:

I dont undersatnd how that would make you a slut tho Punk!?

truth be told i may be a bit of a conversational slut, but i cant breathe sometimes when some girls start talking about their man and who he's dating and what she wannts and how she needs.....

cause nine times outta ten, im feeling the same way, but i choose not to communicate that cause i dotn like makin people feel uncomfortable... ......thearpy with a express latte please!

Jesus Christ, it was hypothetical. lol

I don't sleep around, am not insecure and don't own one tight skirt. lol And I'm pretty sure my father loved me.

It's what you make it.

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Reply #52 posted 09/21/10 10:01am

XxAxX

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PunkMistress said:

OK, I think I get it.

Someone was talking about another person or situation that has nothing to do with myfavorite. However, the person said something that really hit home for her in a way that was really uncomfortable, even though the person was not speaking specifically about myfavorite's situation.

Right?

Like, let's say I always wear super short, tight skirts when I go out. I'm having a conversation with a friend and she mentions some slut that always wears super short, tight skirts and makes some really biting, incisive comment about how insecure that slut must be and how her daddy never loved her. Suddenly, I realize that I always wear super short, tight skirts when I go out because I'm an insecure slut whose daddy never loved her.

I get it now!

LOVE ME, DADDY!

spit fuck falloff love me too daddy!

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Reply #53 posted 09/21/10 10:14am

BklynBabe

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johnart said:

tinaz said:

I never understand what shes talking about

If she speaks like this in person I swear to god, she better be wearin one of these on a chain as a necklace.

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I will need subtitles.

I totally read....I need subtitties!

I promise you....I'm just as gutter-minded IRL! wink

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Reply #54 posted 09/21/10 11:33am

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Daddy..............THAT jealous mu fu kka...looks like al pacino in scarface..."you want me tony..."

but i looked at my boyfriend last night and i didnt have any feelings for him whatsoever...that cant be good!

THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]

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Reply #55 posted 09/21/10 12:01pm

orger

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PunkMistress said:

I don't sleep around, am not insecure and don't own one tight skirt. And I'm pretty sure my father loved me.

well

we have those things

in common

How is it you feel?

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Reply #56 posted 09/21/10 12:24pm

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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Reply #57 posted 09/21/10 3:47pm

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myfavorite said:

Daddy..............THAT jealous mu fu kka...looks like al pacino in scarface..."you want me tony..."

but i looked at my boyfriend last night and i didnt have any feelings for him whatsoever...that cant be good!

Your father was jealous of any man in your life and wanted to have sex with you?

This is so exhausting.

headache

It's what you make it.

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Reply #58 posted 09/21/10 4:29pm

DesireeNevermi nd	I can't believe this thread is on fire and there's no mention of penis or pics of wack ass celebs. myfav....you have outdone yourself chile! we who are about to fart salute you!
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Reply #59 posted 09/21/10 4:37pm

Cerebus

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It's on fire because everybody is reading, trying to figure out what in the world it's all about. lol

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