HatrinaHaterwitz said:

WORST MOVIE EVER: "Catwoman"

I STILL want my damn money back from seeing this crap!!!

I never saw it, but everyone says how bad it is so often it makes me curious . Still, part of me cannot believe there's anything out there worse than Grafitti Bridge...except maybe Eddie Murphy in Norbit

Ottensen said:

HatrinaHaterwitz said:

WORST MOVIE EVER: "Catwoman"

I STILL want my damn money back from seeing this crap!!!

I never saw it, but everyone says how bad it is so often it makes me curious . Still, part of me cannot believe there's anything out there worse than Grafitti Bridge...except maybe Eddie Murphy in Norbit

At least Norbit was nominated for an Oscar.

pacey68 said:

Ghosts Of Girlfriends Past ( I had to leave the theatre halfway through, it was so bad)

Pretty Woman (although I admit I've not seen it all, I fell asleep in the first ten minutes)

Pretty Woman?? Give this one another chance. Truely a classic . Try it and lmk how it goes......

MantuaPharoah said:

Hmmm... I've got 10

1. Zoolander

2. Soul Plane

3. Action Jackson

4. The English Patient

5. Piranha 3D (Wait, I actually liked Piranha 3D better!!

6. Jason X: Jason takes Manhattan

7. Gigli

8. Swamp Thing

9. The Village

10. Blackula

So let's give Prince a break!

zoolander is fucking great, so is soul plane. action jackson is a bit shit, but enjoyable in a cheesy way. blackula is fucking great too, although the sequel is better for 2 obvious reasons (pam griers tits)

the village is utter shite like most of that guys movies. the other movies are shit too, but they are all fucking masterpeices compared to graffiti bridge. i'd rather watch kelly brook naked in 3d than tevin campbell fannying about

as for some of the other answers, just cuz you didn't like or understand a movie like good will hunting doesn't mean it's shit, and it got a shitload of awards so it's far from under rated. the pair of them wrote and starred in the movie, you might not like them, but they are talented guys, and affleck was the bomb in phantoms

and for the record, i think gus van sants remake of psycho with vince vaughn is great. the original is great too, but gus and vince get a lot of shit for that and it's undeserved. it's got a fucking amazing support cast too, william h macy, julianne moore, anne heche, robert forster

btw i once literally blew up a huge subwoofer watching catwoman. there is a scene where she comes out a sewer or something and my sub literally died. i thought the fucking building was going to explode. the sub was far too big for the flat though, it was about half the size of a washing machine. i bought it because it was fucking huge and i got a good deal on it. catwoman was shit, but it had halle berry in it, so you can't fucking complain. she might have got her tits out in that movie with angelina jolies ex in it, but you would have fallen asleep before you got the chance to knock one out

elmer said:

CHIC0 said:

i mentioned this on a recent thread about crap movies and will GLADLY add it to this one.

LOST IN TRANSLATION. possibly THE worst movie in history. i would give Graffiti Bridge multiple Oscar awards over this any day. and Under The Cherry Moon, for that matter.

One of the few Hollywood films of the last decade that has a brain.

AGREED

bobsteezy said:

Cerebus said:

I was thinkin' the same thing. I mean, OK, it's NOT a great movie. But if you grew up in that era and, ya know, maybe saw it in the theater... ...it holds a special place. I actually watch it from time to time if I see it on cable. Graffiti Bridge, even if it was on, ehh, not so much.

You're right - Breakin' is better than GB. But I think both are

I saw both in the theater as well.

I remember being so excited about Breakin'. Hip hop was just in the seedling stages of getting mainstream USA acceptance. I recorded on the VCR anything related to breaking, graffitti, scratching and mixing. I had the movie poster on my wall.

The movie so disappointed me. The whole Shabba-Do - Kelly love drama thing was corny. The dialog was corny. Really, only Boogaloo Shrimp and Poppin' Taco excited me from a dance standpoint.

I loved the Breakin' movies growing up and still do. Ozone.....

lost in translation is a good movie. sofia coppola's follow up to the excellent virgin suicides (with the excellent soundtrack by air), it's got scarlet johansen in her underpants at close up, what more do you fuckers want? and bill murray is fucking excellent in it too

and sofia was gorgeous in godfather 3. that movie gets a panning, but with the first 2 movies to follow, it was hard to beat. it only really gets a slagging cuz it's the weakest of the 3 movies. if it wasn't a sequel it would have been much higher rated. it's not a patch on the first 2, but it's far from a shit movie. francis ford coppola is one of the greatest directors ever, it's got maria puzo as writer for fucks sake

btw sofia coppola had a tiny part in godfather part 2, fact fans

I liked GB but if I had to go with on it'd be Nights in Rodanthe (sp?)

shortnsweet said:

bobsteezy said:

You're right - Breakin' is better than GB. But I think both are

I saw both in the theater as well.

I remember being so excited about Breakin'. Hip hop was just in the seedling stages of getting mainstream USA acceptance. I recorded on the VCR anything related to breaking, graffitti, scratching and mixing. I had the movie poster on my wall.

The movie so disappointed me. The whole Shabba-Do - Kelly love drama thing was corny. The dialog was corny. Really, only Boogaloo Shrimp and Poppin' Taco excited me from a dance standpoint.

I loved the Breakin' movies growing up and still do. Ozone.....

the breaking movies were shit, but i got em on dvd with some of the other classic breakdance movies like wild style. way back in the day i used to breakdance in the playground at school. i was one of the few kids who could do it. i could copy most of the moves from videos and tv. doing judo helped me be flexible and not worry about hurting myself. i dance like stephen j hawking these days

shortnsweet said:

I liked GB but if I had to go with on it'd be Nights in Rodanthe (sp?)

yeah, it was hardly weekend and bernies part 3 was it? where were the laughs?

MantuaPharoah said:

FauxReal said:

I love the scene where Robin Williams calls up Edward Norton.

OH MY GOD... I thought I was the only person who LOVES this movie! I've seen it 20 times!

This is Robin Williams' finest hour... in my honest opinion.

This film is SO underrated!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SAFFAAAARRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!

And don't forget... RUMPLE FORESKIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love that movie, too! It's on my iPod.

My favorite part is when Robin Williams is dancing and singing in the streets then runs into the brick wall. Cracks me everytime!

Ottensen said:

HatrinaHaterwitz said:

WORST MOVIE EVER: "Catwoman"

I STILL want my damn money back from seeing this crap!!!

I never saw it, but everyone says how bad it is so often it makes me curious . Still, part of me cannot believe there's anything out there worse than Grafitti Bridge...except maybe Eddie Murphy in Norbit

Curiosity killed the cat but it should have killed this movie!

Vendetta1 said:

Jakeasaurus said:

Tommy Wiseau's "The Room"

I love how they used the same footage for two of the movie's sex scenes.

Also, in the DVD's extra footage, Tonny Wiseau said that Americans would need to see his movie twice, so as to catch all the themes and meaning.

setemupturnemloose23 said:

A View From The Top. "Comedy" with that zany Gwyneth Paltrow as a incompetent flight attendant. Pretty much forgotten movie by the general public who were lucky and astute enough to just let it come and go. I watched it while home with the flu and I'm certain it extended the stay of my virus by at least another 3-4 days.

I love this post.

What, exactly, was Gwenyth thinking with this one? Paycheck, paycheck, paycheck, perhaps?

EmbattledWarrior said:

squirrelgrease said:

Anything with Ben Affleck in it.

Good

Will

Hunting

I HATE Good Will Hunting.

jillybean said:

EmbattledWarrior said:

Good

Will

Hunting

I HATE Good Will Hunting.

Good Will Hunting is AWESOME!

That's just hate talking!! How do you like THEM apples????

HatrinaHaterwitz said:

MantuaPharoah said:

OH MY GOD... I thought I was the only person who LOVES this movie! I've seen it 20 times!

This is Robin Williams' finest hour... in my honest opinion.

This film is SO underrated!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SAFFAAAARRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!

And don't forget... RUMPLE FORESKIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love that movie, too! It's on my iPod.

My favorite part is when Robin Williams is dancing and singing in the streets then runs into the brick wall. Cracks me everytime!

Hilarious!!! I used to play that part over and over on DVD.

Robin Williams is just amazing. I'm sure most of his lines were improvised, and he pulled off a legendary performance!!!

Such a same this movie doesn't get the credit it deserves.

Nothing, I repeat, nothing is worse than "Force On Thunder Mountain". It gets 1.7/10 on IMDB and I bet NONE of you have ever seen it.

It's hilariously bad. In fact, it's so bad, that in Toronto, a group of people set up a club called "The Trash Palace" where they play terrible movies on a big screen. Entry is free, but the sooner you want to leave, the more you have to pay. If you can make it all the way to the end, it's free. This is the movie that INSPIRED the creation of that club, LOL.

I wish I could find a copy of it but I've never been able to. I tried explaining just how god-awful it was to my friends but it's simply impossible. You just have to see it.

Here's a clip from the movie, all I could find on YouTube:

Militant said:

"I wish I had a few mushrooms right now!"

I wish I had a few mushrooms right now, too.

I live in Toronto... gonna have to find this 'Trash Palace'...

HOPE FLOATS

At least I laughed at and grooved to GB.

TITANIC

One of the most overrated films ever. A complete suckfest.

uPtoWnNY said:

TITANIC

One of the most overrated films ever. A complete suckfest.

i can tell you've never seen the hottie and the nottie

Ah, Manos, the Hands of Fate, Cave Dwellers, Deep Throat, I Spit On Your Grave, Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS, Maniac, Pink Flamingos, Rambo.

Graffiti Bridge: Director's Cut?

http://prince.org/msg/7/3...2&pg=1

http://www.iloveblackmovi...Worst.html

THE 100 WORST BLACK MOVIES (EVER)

1. Graffiti Bridge (1990)
2. Soul Plane (2004)
3. The Adventures of Pluto Nash (2002)
4. The Toy (1982)
5. Leonard Part 6 (1987)
6. Kazaam (1996)
7. Glitter (2001)
8. Belly (1998)
9. Pootie Tang (2001)
10. Mandingo (1975)

11. Vampire in Brooklyn (1995)
12. The Perfect Holiday (2007)
13. Phat Girlz (2006)
14. Girl 6 (1996)
15. The Cookout (2004)
16. I'm Bout It (1997)
17. Soul Man (1986)
18. Catwoman (2004)
19. Who’s Your Caddy? (2007)
20. B.A.P.S. (1997)

21. Beverly Hills Cop III (1994)
22. The Black Gestapo (1975)
23. How High (2001)
24. Meteor Man (1993)
25. In the Mix (2005)
26. Monster’s Ball (2001)
27. Juwanna Mann (2002)
28. Detroit 9000 (1973)
29. Ghost Dad (1990)
30. Phat Beach (1996)

31. Blankman (1994)
32. I Got the Hook Up (1998)
33. 3 Strikes (2000)
34. Norbit (2007)
35. Def by Temptation (1990)
36. Marci X (2003)
37. Foolish (1999)
38. Major Payne (1995)
39. House Party 4 (2000)
40. House Party 3 (1994)

41. Next Day Air (2009)
42. Under the Cherry Moon (1986)
43. House Guest (1995)
44. Meet Dave (2008)
45. Blackenstein (1973)
46. Woo (1998)
47. Boss’n Up (2005)
48. Irish Jam (2006)
49. King’s Ransom (2005)
50. Straight Out of Brooklyn (1991)

51. Coonskin (1975)
52. Hood of Horror (2006)
53. Love and a Bullet (2002)
54. My Baby’s Daddy (2004)
55. State Property 2 (2005)
56. State Property (2001)
57. Crossover (2006)
58. Boss Nigger (1975)
59. She Hate Me (2004)
60. Class Act (1992)

61. Bones (2001)
62. The Legend of Bagger Vance (2000)
63. See No Evil, Hear No Evil (1989)
64. Poetic Justice (1993)
65. The Walking Dead (1995)
66. The Fighting Temptations (2003)
67. The Man (2005)
68. Code Name: The Cleaner (2007)
69. The Wash (2001)
70. Soul Soldier (1970)

71. Livin’ Large (1991)
72. Head of State (2003)
73. Double Take (2001)
74. The Honeymooners (2005)
75. Burglar (1987)
76. Honky (1971)
77. Waist Deep (2006)
78. The Great White Hype (1996)
79. Good Burger (1997)
80. The Mighty Quinn (1989)

81. Penitentiary (1979)
82. Honey (2003)
83. Critical Condition (1987)
84. The Ladies Man (2000)
85. Johnson Family Vacation (2004)
86. The Distinguished Gentlemen (1992)
87. Beloved (1998)
88. Fat Albert (2004)
89. Superfly T.N.T. (1973)
90. Little Man (2006)

91. First Sunday (2008)
92. Sprung (1997)
93. Higher Learning (1995)
94. Holy Man (1998)
95. Who’s the Man? (1993)
96. Colors (1988)
97. Shaft (2000)
98. White Chicks (2004)
99. Queen of the Damned (2002)
100. The Wiz (1978)

List compiled by FOX-TV film critic Shawn Edwards. Edwards has been a film critic for FOX 4 News in Kansas City since 2000. The award-winning journalist is also the co-founder of the African American Film Critics Association and is a voting member of the Broadcast Film Critics Association. Edwards wrote and directed the 2007 documentary "The 100 Best Black Films (Ever)." He is currently writing a book about the history of black film.

^^^ He forgot Penitentiary II & III. They were actually worse than the original.

squirrelgrease said:

THE 100 WORST BLACK MOVIES (EVER)

41. Next Day Air (2009)

I realize you didn't make the list, but I just saw "Next Day Air" a few weeks ago and thoroughly enjoyed it. It's one of those rare movies that mixes comedy with drama, and I feel it did so with exacting precision. Nowhere near the "100 Worst Black Movies", in my opinion - it's more like one of my new favorites.

PDogz said:

squirrelgrease said:

THE 100 WORST BLACK MOVIES (EVER)

41. Next Day Air (2009)

I realize you didn't make the list, but I just saw "Next Day Air" a few weeks ago and thoroughly enjoyed it. It's one of those rare movies that mixes comedy with drama, and I feel it did so with exacting precision. Nowhere near the "100 Worst Black Movies", in my opinion - it's more like one of my new favorites.

I haven't seen Next Day Air, but Monster’s Ball is a great movie in my opinion and shouldn't be on the list.

I only re-posted the list to show which movie was at the top.

squirrelgrease said:

http://prince.org/msg/7/3...2&pg=1

http://www.iloveblackmovi...Worst.html

THE 100 WORST BLACK MOVIES (EVER)

1. Graffiti Bridge (1990)
14. Girl 6 (1996)
17. Soul Man (1986)
26. Monster’s Ball (2001)
42. Under the Cherry Moon (1986)
64. Poetic Justice (1993)
96. Colors (1988)
97. Shaft (2000)
99. Queen of the Damned (2002)
100. The Wiz (1978)

These are the only ones on that list I've seen. I missing out on a lot of quality black films.

the remake of Friday the 13th

Phat Girlz

B.A.P.S

Little Nicky

Did You Hear About the Morgans

Sex And the City 2

Coffee