September 17, 2010

Act now, Kim Kardashian and Lady Gaga-loving perverts, because time is running out to buy filthy, offensive, blow-up dolls modeled after these two lovely women.

A Lady Gaga doll produced by a company called Pipedream Products is unavailable after Gaga threatened the company, and a Kim doll, which is totally filthy (look, even the box says so), may soon be gone too.

The real-life Kim's lawyer has demanded Pipedream stop production because the doll violates her right to publicity, whatever that is.

Of course, the company says the similarities between real Kim and "Kinky Kim" are purely coincidental, which is, of course, a lie. The box's product description says, "Meet Kinky Kim, the busty bubble-butt bimbo who's had more dark meat in her than a bucket of fried chicken!" Not only is that clearly not a coincidence, it's not very nice.

But disgusting perverts need not worry too much about Kim's and Gaga's legal actions scaring the blow-up doll company. If you want to to rub up on fake versions of the ladies, there's always Madam Tussaud's.

http://clutch.mtv.com/201...ty-filthy/

Does the Lady Gaga doll have a cock.....?

mcmeekle said:

Does the Lady Gaga doll have a cock.....?

Cos, I'm not buying one if it doesn't....

I can guarantee you those dolls look NOTHING like the dames on the boxes. Cause I went to the site, and they don't even have any actual pics of these dolls. So they probably look just as generic and cheap as any other low-budget doll.

I want a bite of that cheeseburger, that shit is what looks delicious.

I have no idea what made me delve into this... but I just found the product descriptions

Meet Kinky Kim, the busty bubble-butt bimbo who's had more dark meat in her than a bucket of fried chicken! No one really knows whats shes famous forexcept cellulite and her insatiable appetite for filthy sex! This dirty lil' diva wants you to stick it in her face and get it all over the place--in her crack or on her back, between her thighs or in her eyes, in her snatch or down her hatch! Her three hungry love holes are starving for your man meat--serve it to her piping hot, make it big, and load her with your secret sauce!

The product description for Lady Gag Gag reads: "Everybodys going goo-goo for Gag Gag! She's a sweet catholic schoolgirl who became a whore packing a little something more! Meet Lady Gag Gag, the deep-throat drag queen who'll suck the chrome off a disco ball faster than you can say Just Dance!"

ew

Ok. Well originally I was going to post something sarcastic and out of control. But that Kim picture REALLY got the blood flowing. Im gonna buy 5 of them and have an orgy. Just with the packaging though.

Edit: LMAO I just read that "she loves it when you poke her face" line

[Edited 9/18/10 15:04pm]