Five tips for a woman.......
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.

Foot Note:
One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
'If we don't get some support soon , people will think we're nuts.'

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SCNDLS said:

Five tips for a woman.......
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.

Foot Note:
One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
'If we don't get some support soon , people will think we're nuts.'

[Edited 9/30/10 13:54pm]

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.

2 What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.

4. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.

5. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so we can tell them apart.

6. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.

7. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

8. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

9. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him check books.

10. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes,

it means that you laugh at his.

SCNDLS said:

Five tips for a woman.......
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.

Just tell me where to find at least ONE of them!

And we wonder why some men beat their wives.

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J/K BTW, please don't me.

CuddlyBear said:

And we wonder why some men beat their wives.

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J/K BTW, please don't me.

SCNDLS said:

CuddlyBear said:

And we wonder why some men beat their wives.

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J/K BTW, please don't me.

That either.

YIKES!

CuddlyBear said:

And we wonder why some men beat their wives.

SCNDLS said:

If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there

I like this one

Feng Shuei: Ancient Chinese for "put all your husband's crap in the garage"

CuddlyBear said:

And we wonder why some men beat their wives.

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J/K BTW, please don't me.

SCNDLS said:

Five tips for a woman.......
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.

Foot Note:
One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
'If we don't get some support soon , people will think we're nuts.'

[Edited 9/30/10 13:54pm]

this reminds me of that Katt Williams bit. let me paraphrase: 'if you have this many complaints about your lovelife, there must be something about your pussy that attracts ain't shit men'