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Thread started 09/06/10 6:59am

chillichocahol
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My Son Jamal Was Banned from xbox for his Bio

My 16 year old Jamal informs me today he was banned from xbox live for 24 hours for his bio. Now, knowing my child I thought it was something that was going to be a WHOLE lot worse than it was because much like his mother he is too much of a smart arse lol

Now what he said may be offensive to some so be warned before u read on...but I have to admit I actually burst out laughing when I read it. Its terrible I know but it just seemed funny biggrin

WARNING! This Bio contains more pwnage than you can poke a stick at.
Reading my bio may cause the following: Ear rape explosive balls intense
diarrhea insane nipple rash and an itch on your back that you can't
reach. If you have one of the followi...ng symptoms please see a local
doctor or psychologist. Thank you.

PRINCE IS WATCHING U evillol" When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate

U can't polish a turd.. but u can roll it in glitter
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Reply #1 posted 09/06/10 7:35am

BlackAdder7

perhaps his use of the word rape was found not to be so humorous...?wink

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Reply #2 posted 09/06/10 8:22am

PunkMistress

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falloff falloff falloff

Chris read this out loud to me this morning, and I swear I almost fell off the bed laughing.

I agree that it was probably the use of the word "rape" that got him flagged. Nonetheless, it was funny. lol

It's what you make it.
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Reply #3 posted 09/06/10 9:02am

Wowugotit

He should be banned from Xbox for 24 hrs. with that shit.

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Reply #4 posted 09/06/10 11:28am

ernestsewell

chillichocaholic said:

WARNING! This Bio contains more pwnage than you can poke a stick at.

Reading my bio may cause the following: Ear rape explosive balls intense
diarrhea insane nipple rash and an itch on your back that you can't
reach. If you have one of the followi...ng symptoms please see a local
doctor or psychologist. Thank you.

I would have banned him too.

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Reply #5 posted 09/06/10 11:49am

JustErin

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I have no idea why he was banned.

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Reply #6 posted 09/06/10 12:18pm

errant

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ernestsewell said:

chillichocaholic said:

WARNING! This Bio contains more pwnage than you can poke a stick at.

Reading my bio may cause the following: Ear rape explosive balls intense
diarrhea insane nipple rash and an itch on your back that you can't
reach. If you have one of the followi...ng symptoms please see a local
doctor or psychologist. Thank you.

I would have banned him too.

"does my cock look fat in these jeans?"
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Reply #7 posted 09/06/10 12:31pm

Ottensen

Hey, Gypsy Mama! Where ya been? beer

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Reply #8 posted 09/06/10 1:17pm

Number23
Your son is a fully functioning creative with a well-developed sense of humour. The person who banned him is undoubtedly a self-loathing, grotesquely overweight, rapidly balding failure who never made a mark in life and continue to hoodwink their grotesque, laughably unjustifed juvenile egos that they are superior to the rest of the unworthy plebes mother nature popped out just because they lay down some tracks in the basement when their mums are asleep and only feel a glimmer of hope or happiness when they're stomping on another's dreams or beliefs with a self-satisfied smirk.
It's a void of infinite hate and envy which lies behind that smirk. Certainly more frightening and menace to society than a casually ironic ear rape reference on an online gaming bio. It's those people who are so venemhently against smartarse against ear rape comments that you need to watch. Why are they so offended? What darkness have you shone an exposing light on? Beware the sensitive and easily riled. Beware. And keep your guns hidden.
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Reply #9 posted 09/06/10 3:04pm

chillichocahol
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Let me say that the use of the word "rape" was not something I was happy with and he knows that...but I found the rest of it rather funny lol

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Reply #10 posted 09/06/10 3:07pm

ernestsewell

chillichocaholic said:

Let me say that the use of the word "rape" was not something I was happy with and he knows that...but I found the rest of it rather funny lol

That was my objection. He could have said "aural violation" and been even funnier.

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Reply #11 posted 09/06/10 3:07pm

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Tell him to get a PS3. Anything goes on the Playstation Network nod

“In order to maintain an untenable position, you have to be actively ignorant, ... One motto on the show is, 'Keep your facts, I'm going with the truth.'”
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Reply #12 posted 09/06/10 3:07pm

Number23

chillichocaholic said:

Let me say that the use of the word "rape" was not something I was happy with and he knows that...but I found the rest of it rather funny lol


Aye, but he put ear as a prefix. He was just trying to be funny. If it was ass rape or just rape, then I'd just shoot him in the face.
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Reply #13 posted 09/06/10 3:21pm

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Number23 said:

chillichocaholic said:

Let me say that the use of the word "rape" was not something I was happy with and he knows that...but I found the rest of it rather funny lol

Aye, but he put ear as a prefix. He was just trying to be funny. If it was ass rape or just rape, then I'd just shoot him in the face.

Oh come on guys, rape can be funny too.

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Reply #14 posted 09/06/10 3:23pm

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JustErin said:

Number23 said:

chillichocaholic said: Aye, but he put ear as a prefix. He was just trying to be funny. If it was ass rape or just rape, then I'd just shoot him in the face.

Oh come on guys, rape can be funny too.

It's what you make it.
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Reply #15 posted 09/06/10 3:24pm

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JustErin said:

Number23 said:

chillichocaholic said: Aye, but he put ear as a prefix. He was just trying to be funny. If it was ass rape or just rape, then I'd just shoot him in the face.

Oh come on guys, rape can be funny too.

I prefer the term SURPRISE SEX, rape sounds to menacing.

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Reply #16 posted 09/06/10 3:25pm

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can you make it past the age of 10 on planet Earth without hearing this kind of crap? sticks, stones, etc...

everyone's a fruit & nut case
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Reply #17 posted 09/06/10 3:38pm

Number23

StephenColbert said:



JustErin said:




Number23 said:


chillichocaholic said: Aye, but he put ear as a prefix. He was just trying to be funny. If it was ass rape or just rape, then I'd just shoot him in the face.


Oh come on guys, rape can be funny too.





I prefer the term SURPRISE SEX, rape sounds to menacing.


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Reply #18 posted 09/06/10 3:56pm

orger

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ear rape is such a sensitive issue, obviously

not to be discussed in such a light hearted manner

i can fully understand the outrage shown by

some assholes with limited capacity to separate

real life issues with virtually impossible carnal activites created by a

16 year old with a sense of humour and a gaming system

How is it you feel?
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Reply #19 posted 09/06/10 4:41pm

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lol

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Reply #20 posted 09/06/10 6:15pm

tubby

Ear rape is a serious issue!

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Reply #21 posted 09/06/10 7:24pm

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PunkMistress said:

JustErin said:

Oh come on guys, rape can be funny too.

you make me such a happy person...

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Reply #22 posted 09/07/10 12:24am

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Xbox is notorious for 24 hour bans. They banned me once for my bio. I didn't think it was bad at all. confused

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Reply #23 posted 09/07/10 4:11pm

chillichocahol
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I will have to tell him the aural violation and surprise sex comments lol he will probably use those instead

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Reply #24 posted 09/07/10 4:11pm

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AnckSuNamun said:

Xbox is notorious for 24 hour bans. They banned me once for my bio. I didn't think it was bad at all. confused

Im afraid to ask what it was lol

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Reply #25 posted 09/07/10 5:26pm

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chillichocaholic said:

WARNING! This Bio contains more pwnage than you can poke a stick at.

Reading my bio may cause the following: Ear rape explosive balls intense
diarrhea insane nipple rash and an itch on your back that you can't
reach. If you have one of the followi...ng symptoms please see a local
doctor or psychologist. Thank you.

I would have banned him too, simply for his lack of the use of commas. disbelief

Christopher damn!
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Reply #26 posted 09/08/10 11:22am

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Looks like he's not the only gamer that got suspended

http://www.cbc.ca/cp/Oddi...90725.html

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Reply #27 posted 09/08/10 11:29am

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PunkMistress said:

JustErin said:

Oh come on guys, rape can be funny too.

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Reply #28 posted 09/08/10 10:03pm

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luv4u said:

Looks like he's not the only gamer that got suspended

http://www.cbc.ca/cp/Oddi...90725.html

falloff

PRINCE IS WATCHING U evillol" When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate

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Reply #29 posted 09/08/10 10:04pm

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CuddlyBear said:

chillichocaholic said:

WARNING! This Bio contains more pwnage than you can poke a stick at.

Reading my bio may cause the following: Ear rape explosive balls intense
diarrhea insane nipple rash and an itch on your back that you can't
reach. If you have one of the followi...ng symptoms please see a local
doctor or psychologist. Thank you.

I would have banned him too, simply for his lack of the use of commas. disbelief

Yes nod U would think someone with a 147 IQ would know how to use the correct grammer lol

PRINCE IS WATCHING U evillol" When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate

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