OMG Sexton!! What a HILARIOUS thread! Im dying that you took pictures!!

sextonseven said:

Nikademus said:

Of course it isn't.

But there's a nice comfy chair in there!

OMG

complimentary lotion

like there's any other kind

iloveannie said:

They aren't wiping with them they are placing them over the seat to provide some sort of hygiene. If blokes could learn to piss in the hole it'd help. Hell, where I work we've even seen crap on the seat!!

If you look in the first photo, you'll see the reflection of the paper seat cover dispenser over the toilet so using paper towels as a buffer between the seat and your bum is totally unnecessary. Maybe there are some Felix Ungers here that think those are too flimsy.

I wonder if the person that posted the sign saw skid marks on the unflushed paper towels which is why the sign says not to use them as tp. 

PositivityNYC said:

are guys really surprised at the "amenities" we have in the ladies room?

I was playing that up for laughs. I'm actually surprised there isn't an attendant in the ladies room offering hot towels and mints.

PositivityNYC said:

are guys really surprised at the "amenities" we have in the ladies room?

Only thing missing is the can of air freshener..

-- and stack of Avon catalogues (no, not for reading in the stall; you take one with you when you leave in case you'd like to place an order)

Avon

orger said:

complimentary lotion

like there's any other kind

There should just be an automatic dispenser mounted next to the toilet paper one in the stall.

[img:$uid]http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i9/jgascot/automatic-soap-dispenser-chrome2-252x300.jpg[/img:$uid]

johnart said:

orger said:

complimentary lotion

like there's any other kind

There should just be an automatic dispenser mounted next to the toilet paper one in the stall.

[img:$uid]http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i9/jgascot/automatic-soap-dispenser-chrome2-252x300.jpg[/img:$uid]

oooh

I like that dispenser

I need a mini version of that

with a belt clip

orger said:

johnart said:

There should just be an automatic dispenser mounted next to the toilet paper one in the stall.

[img:$uid]http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i9/jgascot/automatic-soap-dispenser-chrome2-252x300.jpg[/img:$uid]

oooh

I like that dispenser

I need a mini version of that

with a belt clip

This is why women carry purses! We got a WHOLE bathroom in those things!

To answer the original question...someone who's trying to get clean...and knows single-ply TP ain't gon' get it. (I'm sure they wet the paper towel first.)

orger said:

johnart said:

There should just be an automatic dispenser mounted next to the toilet paper one in the stall.

[img:$uid]http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i9/jgascot/automatic-soap-dispenser-chrome2-252x300.jpg[/img:$uid]

oooh

I like that dispenser

I need a mini version of that

with a belt clip

Upgrading what you currently wear?

[img:$uid]http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i9/jgascot/3102.jpg[/img:$uid]

sextonseven said:

Hold on now, in addition to the comfy chair, our ladies room has a full length mirror and complimentary lotion!!!

As you can see below, our men's room is lucky to get soap. And we apparently don't care what we look like from the waist down either.

In my work bathrooms we have a couple of shelves to leave stuff (like lap tops, papers, etc.) on when you first walk in, full-length mirrors, a box of tissues, lotion, hand santitizer and a mouthwash dispenser with little cups all available. No chairs, usually. This is in addition to the usual soap, paper towels, seat covers and tampon machine.

johnart said:

orger said:

oooh

I like that dispenser

I need a mini version of that

with a belt clip

Upgrading what you currently wear?

[img:$uid]http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i9/jgascot/3102.jpg[/img:$uid]

do the holsters adjust?

should I wear both bottles on one side

or on either side, six shooter style

like a bathroom bandit

from the old west

orger said:

johnart said:

Upgrading what you currently wear?

[img:$uid]http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i9/jgascot/3102.jpg[/img:$uid]

do the holsters adjust?

should I wear both bottles on one side

or on either side, six shooter style

like a bathroom bandit

from the old west

outhouse bandit

CarrieMpls said:

In my work bathrooms we have a couple of shelves to leave stuff (like lap tops, papers, etc.) on when you first walk in, full-length mirrors, a box of tissues, lotion, hand santitizer and a mouthwash dispenser with little cups all available. No chairs, usually. This is in addition to the usual soap, paper towels, seat covers and tampon machine.

And how does that compare to your office men's room. Go look and report back.

sextonseven said:

CarrieMpls said:

In my work bathrooms we have a couple of shelves to leave stuff (like lap tops, papers, etc.) on when you first walk in, full-length mirrors, a box of tissues, lotion, hand santitizer and a mouthwash dispenser with little cups all available. No chairs, usually. This is in addition to the usual soap, paper towels, seat covers and tampon machine.

And how does that compare to your office men's room. Go look and report back.

At my job people wer flushing rubber gloves down the toilet.

What the fuck kind of place is this?! Let your doctor do your prostate exam, fellas!

I sometimes (well, like 70% of the time) use papertowels to cover the seat in the ladies room.

NDRU said:

At my job people wer flushing rubber gloves down the toilet.

What the fuck kind of place is this?! Let your doctor do your prostate exam, fellas!

sextonseven said:

Hold on now, in addition to the comfy chair, our ladies room has a full length mirror and complimentary lotion!!!

As you can see below, our men's room is lucky to get soap. And we apparently don't care what we look like from the waist down either.

That reminds me of back in elementary school, the boys were pissed when we found out the girls' bathrooms had soap, a small coach....and....

"Dude, they have mirrors!!"

thekidsgirl said:

I sometimes (well, like 70% of the time) use papertowels to cover the seat in the ladies room.

You're clogging the toilets!

sextonseven said:

thekidsgirl said:

I sometimes (well, like 70% of the time) use papertowels to cover the seat in the ladies room.

You're clogging the toilets!

I'm surprised Lysol doesn't make those disinfectant wipes in purse size, like baby wipes.

Those seat covers/ sitting on paper is ridiculous. I can never bring myself to do it, I just wipe the seat in case there's any tinkles on it. If there's brownies I'll pick a different stall.

Neither of my ass cheeks have fallen off yet.

[Edited 9/16/10 16:19pm]

johnart said:

sextonseven said:

You're clogging the toilets!

I'm surprised Lysol doesn't make those disinfectant wipes in purse size, like baby wipes.

Those seat covers/ sitting on paper is ridiculous. I can never bring myself to do it, I just wipe the seat in case there's any tinkles on it. If there's brownies I'll pick a different stall.

Neither of my ass cheeks have fallen off yet.

[Edited 9/16/10 16:19pm]

You ever see/use the restroom @ Penn Station??

nuh-uh...

PositivityNYC said:

johnart said:

I'm surprised Lysol doesn't make those disinfectant wipes in purse size, like baby wipes.

Those seat covers/ sitting on paper is ridiculous. I can never bring myself to do it, I just wipe the seat in case there's any tinkles on it. If there's brownies I'll pick a different stall.

Neither of my ass cheeks have fallen off yet.

[Edited 9/16/10 16:19pm]

You ever see/use the restroom @ Penn Station??

nuh-uh...

Honey, men don't go into the mensroom at penn station to shit. Trust this.

PositivityNYC said:

johnart said:

I'm surprised Lysol doesn't make those disinfectant wipes in purse size, like baby wipes.

Those seat covers/ sitting on paper is ridiculous. I can never bring myself to do it, I just wipe the seat in case there's any tinkles on it. If there's brownies I'll pick a different stall.

Neither of my ass cheeks have fallen off yet.

[Edited 9/16/10 16:19pm]

You ever see/use the restroom @ Penn Station??

nuh-uh...

I've only used it once. ONCE.

That was the nastiest thing I've ever seen.

johnart said:

PositivityNYC said:

You ever see/use the restroom @ Penn Station??

nuh-uh...

Honey, men don't go into the mensroom at penn station to shit. Trust this.

hey, if you had a bad burrito or somethin' and *had* to go...

chocolate1 said:

PositivityNYC said:

You ever see/use the restroom @ Penn Station??

nuh-uh...

I've only used it once. ONCE.

That was the nastiest thing I've ever seen.

I'm talking about regular places like Target/Walmarks or your workplace. There's exeptions of course. Some places are so nasty my eyeballs would turn yellow before I'd even pee let alone anything else.

PositivityNYC said:

johnart said:

Honey, men don't go into the mensroom at penn station to shit. Trust this.

hey, if you had a bad burrito or somethin' and *had* to go...

Even penn station trollin homos must have some reputation to uphold among themselves, who's gonna want some them once they've heard them having an ass explosion...I dunno. What's nearby with a toilet?

[Edited 9/16/10 17:09pm]

johnart said:

PositivityNYC said:

You ever see/use the restroom @ Penn Station??

nuh-uh...

Honey, men don't go into the mensroom at penn station to shit. Trust this.

Then what do they do in there?

Ooooohhhhhh!