FauxReal said:

JustErin said:

Why can't nice guys beat the shit outta women in bed?

Plus I am paranoid. Dealing with too many (two) crazy chicks, last thing I need to do is leave a bruise.

Bruises are not acceptable. You just need to learn how to do all that stuff without leaving evidence.

JustErin said:

FauxReal said:

Plus I am paranoid. Dealing with too many (two) crazy chicks, last thing I need to do is leave a bruise.

Bruises are not acceptable. You just need to learn how to do all that stuff without leaving evidence.

Now, do I know any chicks that are into that...

(Can't say to this point I'd peg any of the ones I was with to be down for that sort of thing)

FauxReal said:

JustErin said:

Bruises are not acceptable. You just need to learn how to do all that stuff without leaving evidence.

Now, do I know any chicks that are into that...

(Can't say to this point I'd peg any of the ones I was with to be down for that sort of thing)

Next time you're with a woman give her a nice slap on in the face when she's going to town on you. You'll find out if she's into it or not real quick.

JustErin said:

FauxReal said:

Now, do I know any chicks that are into that...

(Can't say to this point I'd peg any of the ones I was with to be down for that sort of thing)

Next time you're with a woman give her a nice slap on in the face when she's going to town on you. You'll find out if she's into it or not real quick.

Been in too long of a drought to risk not finishing

FauxReal said:

JustErin said:

Next time you're with a woman give her a nice slap on in the face when she's going to town on you. You'll find out if she's into it or not real quick.

Been in too long of a drought to risk not finishing

Do it after you finish then.

Fauxie said:

FauxReal said:

Been in too long of a drought to risk not finishing

Do it after you finish then.

exactly

Fauxie said:

FauxReal said:

Been in too long of a drought to risk not finishing

Do it after you finish then.

Lol, I don't have it in me. It'd end up being really weak and limp-wristed.

FauxReal said:

Fauxie said:

Do it after you finish then.

Lol, I don't have it in me. It'd end up being really weak and limp-wristed.

Maybe we can have her slap you.

That'll worked. I liked having my back clawed the fuck up too.

FauxReal said:

That'll worked. I liked having my back clawed the fuck up too.

eeewwww skin and gristle under the fingernails

ZombieKitten said:

FauxReal said:

That'll worked. I liked having my back clawed the fuck up too.

eeewwww skin and gristle under the fingernails

You're the most sensitive Zombie ever.

FauxReal said:

ZombieKitten said:

eeewwww skin and gristle under the fingernails

You're the most sensitive Zombie ever.

I'm vegetarian

ZombieKitten said:

FauxReal said:

You're the most sensitive Zombie ever.

I'm vegetarian

They're like clawing condoms. Take 'em off and throw 'em out.

FauxReal said:

ZombieKitten said:

I'm vegetarian

They're like clawing condoms. Take 'em off and throw 'em out.

I'll stick to these

No thanks. I don't need an exam right now.

FauxReal said:

No thanks. I don't need an exam right now.

it's never too early! Don't wait until you're 40!

I miss Camille4U, Cloudy, Haystack, Supernova, NuPwrSoul, MrBliss, DorothyParkerWasCool, SynthiaRose and all the people who left during the Org Exodus.

ZombieKitten said:

FauxReal said:

No thanks. I don't need an exam right now.

it's never too early! Don't wait until you're 40!

Let's wait til I'm 35 then.

FauxReal said:

ZombieKitten said:

it's never too early! Don't wait until you're 40!

Let's wait til I'm 35 then.

I might not be up to it by then!

ZombieKitten said:

FauxReal said:

Let's wait til I'm 35 then.

I might not be up to it by then!

30. And that's as low as I go.

FauxReal said:

ZombieKitten said:

I might not be up to it by then!

30. And that's as low as I go.

no matter what, we will never be in our 30s at the same time

that scares me

ZombieKitten said:

FauxReal said:

30. And that's as low as I go.

no matter what, we will never be in our 30s at the same time

that scares me

Ummm...I've got an old soul and stuff.

FauxReal said:

ZombieKitten said:

no matter what, we will never be in our 30s at the same time

that scares me

Ummm...I've got an old soul and stuff.

Probably could've left "stuff" off of there. It just sounds wrong, re-reading it.

Sidenote: I'm gonna be a missing orger in about 90 minutes. I'll be gone til Sunday evening. how's gonna keep the peace while I'm away?

Cloudy

FauxReal said:

JustErin said:

Bruises are not acceptable. You just need to learn how to do all that stuff without leaving evidence.

Now, do I know any chicks that are into that...

(Can't say to this point I'd peg any of the ones I was with to be down for that sort of thing)

Didn't know you were into pegging!

sextonseven said:

FauxReal said:

sextonseven said:

Didn't know you were into pegging!

What's pegging? Does it involve pirates and fake legs? I suck at being a missing orger.

A picture is worth a thousand words:

http://upload.wikimedia.o...egging.png (NSFW)

PEGGING

NSFW edit

[Edited 10/1/10 7:51am]

sextonseven said:

FauxReal said:

sextonseven said: What's pegging? Does it involve pirates and fake legs? I suck at being a missing orger.

A picture is worth a thousand words:

http://upload.wikimedia.o...egging.png (NSFW)

PEGGING

NSFW edit

[Edited 10/1/10 7:51am]

I'm too scared to click on that

I accidentally saw a photo of a woman's back after "cupping" and that's not even something sexual, it's supposed to be some kind of therapy.

Looked like enormous RINGWORMS