paintedlady said:

Number23 said:

Women can't wank. The thread title shows a poor ear for the actual sound and context of the word. Women...strum. The word wank originates from the Latin word for pull - yankinus - and somehow the y turned to w over time. The word yank is still used in Britain to signify force upon an object in a pulling motion, but it never means masturbate.

I beg to differ with you fine sir! Women CAN pull on it... with their finger tips to be exact. And the clitoris doesn't have to be big or dangly.

So yes... I tend to wank/rub/slap when its the 1st day or last day of my menstrual cycle when I'm feeling a bit um "Randy" and I clear my head completely of all thoughts while doing so.

If I was a lesbian I would so marry yo ass!!!!! you R my idol!!!

DesireeNevermind said:

paintedlady said:

I beg to differ with you fine sir! Women CAN pull on it... with their finger tips to be exact. And the clitoris doesn't have to be big or dangly.

So yes... I tend to wank/rub/slap when its the 1st day or last day of my menstrual cycle when I'm feeling a bit um "Randy" and I clear my head completely of all thoughts while doing so.

If I was a lesbian I would so marry yo ass!!!!! you R my idol!!!

paintedlady said:

DesireeNevermind said:

If I was a lesbian I would so marry yo ass!!!!! you R my idol!!!

I should change that to bisexual. I'd rather pull a tooth without anesthesia than give up dick permanently.

paintedlady said:

Number23 said:

Women can't wank. The thread title shows a poor ear for the actual sound and context of the word. Women...strum. The word wank originates from the Latin word for pull - yankinus - and somehow the y turned to w over time. The word yank is still used in Britain to signify force upon an object in a pulling motion, but it never means masturbate.

I beg to differ with you fine sir! Women CAN pull on it... with their finger tips to be exact. And the clitoris doesn't have to be big or dangly.

So yes... I tend to wank/rub/slap (no penetration is needed) when its the 1st day or last day of my menstrual cycle when I'm feeling a bit um "Randy" and I clear my head completely of all thoughts while doing so.

Takes me like two minutes .....

I've been with a couple I would say wanked it a whole lot harder than I do.

DesireeNevermind said:

paintedlady said:

I should change that to bisexual. I'd rather pull a tooth without anesthesia than give up dick permanently.

Like minds, because I could never give it up either. But I still love you to death!

Cerebus said:

paintedlady said:

I beg to differ with you fine sir! Women CAN pull on it... with their finger tips to be exact. And the clitoris doesn't have to be big or dangly.

So yes... I tend to wank/rub/slap (no penetration is needed) when its the 1st day or last day of my menstrual cycle when I'm feeling a bit um "Randy" and I clear my head completely of all thoughts while doing so.

Takes me like two minutes .....

I've been with a couple I would say wanked it a whole lot harder than I do.

paintedlady said:

DesireeNevermind said:

I should change that to bisexual. I'd rather pull a tooth without anesthesia than give up dick permanently.

Like minds, because I could never give it up either. But I still love you to death!

Number23 said:

orger said:

of that 13 percent

I'd reckon 100 percent

of them were secretly

thinking of their mothers

but in shame claim

they think of nothing

Maybe it's their fathers. Yet, I don't think we'll get any orgers to admit to that. Rubber, aye. School uniforms, Christ aye. Hairy dicks, vainandy. We'll get all the dull western cultural clitches of perversion, but we won't actually get anything interesting. Not that it's to our detriment. We're a very small pool in the scheme of things. Yet..is anyone else exhausted by the effort to raise even a quizzical single eyebrow here?

It all comes from being a small child in the 1970s and finding my uncle's hidden "Playboy" and "Penthouse" magazines. They rarely showed a dick unless there was an accompanying picture to an article such as "Mr. and Miss Nude USA" or if they were reviewing an X rated movie or something. But when they did show a dick, it was always hairy and usually attached to a hairy man. I remember the first time I stumbled across a "Hustler" magazine in the 1970s which featured a couples spread, the men were always hairy. Also, we lived near a ditch that we used to play in and we would find magazines like "OUI", "Hustler", "Club International", "Chic", etc. which featured a couples spread which apparently some man must have had his magazine stache hidden in the ditch away from his wife. Once again, the men were always hairy. There was also a convenience store nearby and we used to look in their dumpster and find the out of date magazines they used to throw away. That's when I first saw a "Playgirl" magazine back in the 1970s and the pages were filled with endless hairy men with hairy dicks. I was just a child but I became rock hard looking at those pictures. As for playing around with the neighborhood boys "I'll show you mine if you show me yours", that didn't appeal to me at all because they weren't hairy. I would have loved to have played that game with a grown man though.

You also have to remember that the sex symbol image for a man in the 1970s and early 1980s was the hairy men like Burt Reynolds, Tom Jones, Tom Selleck, etc. The hairier the man was, the sexier he was considered and also the more manly he was considered. And those men proudly wore their shirts open to display that hair. When the mid to late 1980s came along, that's when men started shaving and looking like bitches.

The era that you grow up in and reach puberty definately has it's toll on what you consider sexy. I also love white briefs....a hairy man with a trail of hair leading into the top of the waistband and hair all out of the bottom of both leg holes....all the while watching it bulge and flop around just wondering the mystery of what it looks like underneath the fabric and hoping the fly will accidently open and reveal a little something......damn, it's hot in here!

vainandy said:

paintedlady said:

Number23 said:

Women can't wank. The thread title shows a poor ear for the actual sound and context of the word. Women...strum. The word wank originates from the Latin word for pull - yankinus - and somehow the y turned to w over time. The word yank is still used in Britain to signify force upon an object in a pulling motion, but it never means masturbate.

I beg to differ with you fine sir! Women CAN pull on it... with their finger tips to be exact. And the clitoris doesn't have to be big or dangly.

So yes... I tend to wank/rub/slap (no penetration is needed) when its the 1st day or last day of my menstrual cycle when I'm feeling a bit um "Randy" and I clear my head completely of all thoughts while doing so.

Takes me like two minutes .....

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Number23 said:

vainandy said:

It all comes from being a small child in the 1970s and finding my uncle's hidden "Playboy" and "Penthouse" magazines. They rarely showed a dick unless there was an accompanying picture to an article such as "Mr. and Miss Nude USA" or if they were reviewing an X rated movie or something. But when they did show a dick, it was always hairy and usually attached to a hairy man. I remember the first time I stumbled across a "Hustler" magazine in the 1970s which featured a couples spread, the men were always hairy. Also, we lived near a ditch that we used to play in and we would find magazines like "OUI", "Hustler", "Club International", "Chic", etc. which featured a couples spread which apparently some man must have had his magazine stache hidden in the ditch away from his wife. Once again, the men were always hairy. There was also a convenience store nearby and we used to look in their dumpster and find the out of date magazines they used to throw away. That's when I first saw a "Playgirl" magazine back in the 1970s and the pages were filled with endless hairy men with hairy dicks. I was just a child but I became rock hard looking at those pictures. As for playing around with the neighborhood boys "I'll show you mine if you show me yours", that didn't appeal to me at all because they weren't hairy. I would have loved to have played that game with a grown man though.

You also have to remember that the sex symbol image for a man in the 1970s and early 1980s was the hairy men like Burt Reynolds, Tom Jones, Tom Selleck, etc. The hairier the man was, the sexier he was considered and also the more manly he was considered. And those men proudly wore their shirts open to display that hair. When the mid to late 1980s came along, that's when men started shaving and looking like bitches.

The era that you grow up in and reach puberty definately has it's toll on what you consider sexy. I also love white briefs....a hairy man with a trail of hair leading into the top of the waistband and hair all out of the bottom of both leg holes....all the while watching it bulge and flop around just wondering the mystery of what it looks like underneath the fabric and hoping the fly will accidently open and reveal a little something......damn, it's hot in here!

Great post.

it really is

what I like most about it

is it's honesty

most people have a hard time being that honest

not Andy and thats very admirable

and though I play for the other team

his posts make me wish I was a hairier guy

well, in some cases, it makes me want to shave completely

followed by a nair bath

but thats the exception not the norm

bboy87 said:

paintedlady said:

I beg to differ with you fine sir! Women CAN pull on it... with their finger tips to be exact. And the clitoris doesn't have to be big or dangly.

So yes... I tend to wank/rub/slap (no penetration is needed) when its the 1st day or last day of my menstrual cycle when I'm feeling a bit um "Randy" and I clear my head completely of all thoughts while doing so.

Takes me like two minutes .....

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Is it wrong that I was waiting for a cum shot?

Taimak and stuff.

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I would sooo bite the shyt outta his biceps...

but uhhm yeah, i feel it when my nipples go hard...

ladies doing stuff to each other in the ass

everything.

But usually futanari (google that at your own risk, lol.) or my ex. Which is probably damaging, but he did everything I liked....WELL. And he was just....thick and meaty and...muscular and....

But when all else fails, I usually think of women. Specifically ones with serious curves and big ol D-Cup boobs.

DesireeNevermind said:

johnart said:

Dudes who are neither pretty nor overly shaved and primped.

now that's interesting. so they shouldn't be bare. a little hair but not baldish?

I like body hair on a guy. It can be trimmed, but not completely shaved off. If a dude is naturally smooth on the chest/belly area but has nice arm/leg hair that can work too. It's not a deal breaker, just a preference.

ZombieKitten said:

ladies doing stuff to each other in the ass

Cerebus said:

ZombieKitten said:

ladies doing stuff to each other in the ass

H.O.T. Hot! Especially if there's tongues involved at some point.

ZombieKitten said:

ladies doing stuff to each other in the ass

Like with one of these?

johnart said:

ZombieKitten said:

ladies doing stuff to each other in the ass

Like with one of these?

whatever they have handy

I dunno.

Okay, Zombie wins. HOT.

I cant believe i was so open.......i used to never be that open about sexuality, esp masturbation. ....

but mostly whatever im told, is what arouses me, or maybe thats all in my head.

cookin shows do that too.... and house hunters...

Nothing but Bethany Benz sure makes me want to.

hot chicks

thick chicks

hot phat thick chicks

wankoncye

rimming john prescott...

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blackbob said:

rimming john prescott...

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gascot?

bboy87 said:

paintedlady said:

I beg to differ with you fine sir! Women CAN pull on it... with their finger tips to be exact. And the clitoris doesn't have to be big or dangly.

So yes... I tend to wank/rub/slap (no penetration is needed) when its the 1st day or last day of my menstrual cycle when I'm feeling a bit um "Randy" and I clear my head completely of all thoughts while doing so.

Takes me like two minutes .....

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where did you get....

nvm....

Hershe said:

Taimak and stuff.

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Mah goodness but he looks better there than he did in that Last Dragon movie. I want to know what these people are doing to age in reverse. What is the secret?