dream of....masturbate over....fantasize about...

Dudes who are neither pretty nor overly shaved and primped.

johnart said:

Dudes who are neither pretty nor overly shaved and primped.

now that's interesting. so they shouldn't be bare. a little hair but not baldish?

LoveIsTheMessage said:

Oh come on now....tell us :exicited:

Everything!

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porn

DesireeNevermind said:

johnart said:

Dudes who are neither pretty nor overly shaved and primped.

now that's interesting. so they shouldn't be bare. a little hair but not baldish?

Lack of body hair (particularly pubic hair) is like an ice-cold shower for me. Yuck.

I believe its in the rule book that the original poster must answer their own questions BEFORE other answers can be given... Its in the rules... I read it...

purplepolitician said:

porn

hmm, sounds good! I should try that one day

Incredibly bleak and mentally twisted stuff that you don't want to hear about...

but make no mistake, it's not about feces, animals or sadomaso, three "genres" that I despise

tinaz said:

I believe its in the rule book that the original poster must answer their own questions BEFORE other answers can be given... Its in the rules... I read it...

ex-boyfriends

hugh jackman

Superman as played by Christopher Reeve

Zeus

Michail Jai White

this hot ass and possibly gay guy who just joined my gym.

JoeTyler said:

but make no mistake, it's about feces

Poo? you masturbate about poo?

ack.

Extremely hairy dicks and balls....several at one time.

vainandy said:

Extremely hairy dicks and balls....several at one time.

ditto. i lurve that.

vainandy said:

I was going to say something funny

like extremely hairy dicks and balls

but that thunder was already stolen

so it's women, usually

or some variant, thereof

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orger said:

Number23 said:

orger said:

I was going to say something funny

like extremely hairy dicks and balls

but that thunder was already stolen

so it's women, usually

or some variant, thereof

I read a survey once where 13 percent of men admitted they don't think of ANYTHING when they enjoy a fiddle. How odd and amusing and interesting.

of that 13 percent

I'd reckon 100 percent

of them were secretly

thinking of their mothers

but in shame claim

they think of nothing

hm. girls in latex, school girl outfits, nuns, oil, shower scenes, milk.

ultra-violence. and i listen to Ludwig van when i do it.

purplepolitician said:

porn

But the content changes constantly. Different almost every time.

Cerebus said:

purplepolitician said:

porn

But the content changes constantly. Different almost every time.

^^ Mostly that.

Fantasies are completely different, though. And for the most part those don't get discussed with strangers in a public forum.

Number23 said:

Women can't wank. The thread title shows a poor ear for the actual sound and context of the word. Women...strum. The word wank originates from the Latin word for pull - yankinus - and somehow the y turned to w over time. The word yank is still used in Britain to signify force upon an object in a pulling motion, but it never means masturbate.

I beg to differ with you fine sir! Women CAN pull on it... with their finger tips to be exact. And the clitoris doesn't have to be big or dangly.

So yes... I tend to wank/rub/slap (no penetration is needed) when its the 1st day or last day of my menstrual cycle when I'm feeling a bit um "Randy" and I clear my head completely of all thoughts while doing so.

Takes me like two minutes .....

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orger said:

paintedlady said: