sometimes i take my iphone in as well 2 play games

it can get boring in there sometimes...................just sitting around

No time, speed pooer here

I like to sit naked let the loaf slide out my ass while I bite down on a raw Spanish yellow onion.

Its sweet, and it takes my mind off the smell.

No. I contemplate life.

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Sure, but not for long.

I saw a comedian once do a bit about having kids. One of the things he said was that when they were toddlers, he found the only time he could read the newspaper was on the toilet.

I'll be darned if he wasn't 100% right about that!

this thread reminds me of this....

and no. i don't. in and out. thank you. and if you're taking a novel in there..

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Men seem to like 'throne time'. I bet half of them don't know that the longer you sit on there, the more likely you're susceptible to getting hemorrhoids.

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None of your damn business.

I do, but not currently. Our toilet seat seems really hard or small or something. Makes my butt hurt.

But I'll spend hours in the tub reading.

wasted said:

sometimes i take my iphone in as well 2 play games

it can get boring in there sometimes...................just sitting around

The same.

I either read a magazine or read on my iphone kindle or play Words With Friends (with myself ) on the iphone.

Yep, I read in the loo.

Lol. This reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where George brought a book with him into the bathroom at a bookstore and was forced to purchase it.

I'm halfway through Stephen King's The Stand and I only read it when I go to the bathroom...

Shit, I have a nice large magazine rack in there.

I've been doing that since I was a little girl. I think that's how I learned to read so fast. I read magazines, old school books, and even took the crossword in. Now, I usually take my phone with me. It's one of those early model tap phones from T-Mobile. It has Tetris and sometimes I just go online with it and surf.

paintedlady said:

I like to sit naked let the loaf slide out my ass while I bite down on a raw Spanish yellow onion.

Its sweet, and it takes my mind off the smell.

lawd hep me

If you have time to read you probably should change your diet!

no, but i love to read in the bath. always have.

my parents thought i was having a wank.

whistle said:

no, but i love to read in the bath. always have.

my parents thought i was having a wank.

I don't think I'd know how to read in the bath without fear of dropping my book or getting it all wet!

My mail. Sometimes I have bills that make me shit when I open them so it's a good thing I'm on the pot.

rmartin70 said:

Lol. This reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where George brought a book with him into the bathroom at a bookstore and was forced to purchase it.

Yes! I was just about to look for a YouTube clip!

JuliePurplehead said:

My mail. Sometimes I have bills that make me shit when I open them so it's a good thing I'm on the pot.

paintedlady said:

I like to sit naked let the loaf slide out my ass while I bite down on a raw Spanish yellow onion.

Its sweet, and it takes my mind off the smell.

I won't lie, I've probably posted on here from my phone while sitting on the shitter.