ZombieKitten said:

Cinnie said:

I've caught women looking.

only a well endowed man would say that

well, erm, they look at average bits too

Why YES!! Yes I do look at men's bits!

Cinnie said:

ZombieKitten said:

only a well endowed man would say that

well, erm, they look at average bits too

take a compliment!!!

well it seems most women do look then....better put some pants on from now on

I've caught chicks cock-gawking before.

blackbob said:

well it seems most women do look then....better put some pants on from now on

fuckin' cock gawkers.

I'm thinking only chicks that aren't getting any are looking.

JustErin said:

I'm thinking only chicks that aren't getting any are looking.

you know part of why I probably don't look is because I'd hate to be caught looking and give a guy the satisfaction. perhaps I should be more generous and make a guy's day now and then so he can tell his buddies "this mum from school was TOTALLY checking out my package!!!!"

ZombieKitten said:

JustErin said:

I'm thinking only chicks that aren't getting any are looking.

you know part of why I probably don't look is because I'd hate to be caught looking and give a guy the satisfaction. perhaps I should be more generous and make a guy's day now and then so he can tell his buddies "this mum from school was TOTALLY checking out my package!!!!"

Do it. Make eye contact. When he smiles confidently, turn coyly and giggle, covering your mouth with one hand.

FauxReal said:

ZombieKitten said:

you know part of why I probably don't look is because I'd hate to be caught looking and give a guy the satisfaction. perhaps I should be more generous and make a guy's day now and then so he can tell his buddies "this mum from school was TOTALLY checking out my package!!!!"

Do it. Make eye contact. When he smiles confidently, turn coyly and giggle, covering your mouth with one hand.

No, make eye contact, lick your lips then snarl.

And then bite down real hard.

FauxReal said:

And then bite down real hard.

Ya, snap it.

If you do it right, his dick will spontaneously break all on its own and you'll get your own thread here. It's true.

FauxReal said:

If you do it right, his dick will spontaneously break all on its own and you'll get your own thread here. It's true.

My friend and I used to wear these hot ass shoes to work sometimes and we used to say the dudes at work would have instant mental ejaculation when they saw them.

JustErin said:

FauxReal said:

If you do it right, his dick will spontaneously break all on its own and you'll get your own thread here. It's true.

My friend and I used to wear these hot ass shoes to work sometimes and we used to say the dudes at work would have instant mental ejaculation when they saw them.

You two could've pioneered the Jizz In My Pants video. Should've been on that.

JustErin said:

FauxReal said:

If you do it right, his dick will spontaneously break all on its own and you'll get your own thread here. It's true.

My friend and I used to wear these hot ass shoes to work sometimes and we used to say the dudes at work would have instant mental ejaculation when they saw them.

mental image, not good

FauxReal said:

If you do it right, his dick will spontaneously break all on its own and you'll get your own thread here. It's true.

what am I biting on???

ZombieKitten said:

JustErin said:

My friend and I used to wear these hot ass shoes to work sometimes and we used to say the dudes at work would have instant mental ejaculation when they saw them.

mental image, not good

I thought you liked to see women stick things in each other's bums?

JustErin said:

ZombieKitten said:

mental image, not good

I thought you liked to see women stick things in each other's bums?

oh! now you are talking

I was imagining shoes in the shape of asses, not shoes that could be used on asses sorry, carry on!

I figured somebody might've actually made something like that, slippers shaped like an ass. But an "ass slippers" search in google images did not yield that result.

FauxReal said:

I figured somebody might've actually made something like that, slippers shaped like an ass. But an "ass slippers" search in google images did not yield that result.

I can't google, too many children present

ZombieKitten said:

paintsprayer said:

I don't think I have ever looked at a woman since I was 12 without looking for some sort of "toe"

because that is attractive?

Good God yes...........and I think I should have said "every woman I ever checked out" not every woman I ever looked at. Don't really like saying "toe" either, I just didn't want to say "crotch"

whistle said:

ZombieKitten said:

because that is attractive?

front wedgies = bad

I've been single my whole life and I've never checked out a man there. The male buttocks is MUCH more interesting, I dont particularly know why though.

paintsprayer said:

whistle said:

front wedgies = bad

Now that just nasty! Her mama need to kick her ass!

Ladies! Waves his dick.

2freaky4church1 said:

Ladies! Waves his dick.

this reminds me of when I was in 5th grade (or maybe even 4th) and some little boy beside me was all like "pssst, pssst" and when I looked over he had this lil pinky thing hanging out his pants and I was like "why you got a pinky hanging out your pants?" and then I looked harder and realized what it was (yeah I was grown at 10!) and was like "that's it?" ....

I hurt lil boys' feelings, so make sure you got something to wave

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paintsprayer said:

whistle said:

front wedgies = bad

You diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig!!

whistle said:

do men look at women's crotches? i don't

I do. but its not about the size (would be weird, uh? ). Just wondering whether it's hairy or not... Luv me some hairy "love triangle"

FauxReal said:

I've caught chicks cock-gawking before.

What did you do?