Which poo are you- what the heck am I doing wrong??

What Does an Ideal Bowel Movement Look Like?

An ideal bowel movement is medium brown, the color of plain cardboard. It leaves the body easily with no straining or discomfort. It should have the consistency of toothpaste, and be approximately 4 to 8 inches long. Stool should enter the water smoothly and slowly fall once it reaches the water. There should be little gas or odor.

Now see when im on a junky diet my poo is like this....:hmm2:

Stool That Sinks Quickly

Rapidly sinking stool can indicate that a person isn't eating enough fiber-rich foods, such as vegetables, fruits, and whole grains, or drinking enough water. This stool is often dark because they have been sitting in the intestines for a prolonged time.

now that i'm excersing more and watching what I eat this is my poo.

Soft, Smelly Stool

Soft, foul-smelling stool that floats, sticks to the side of the bowl, or is difficult to flush away may mean there is increased fat in the stools, called steatorrhea. Stool is sometimes also pale.

now see this is the easiest poo to pass

Pellet stool is stool that comes out in small, round balls. In traditional Chinese medicine, pellet stool is caused by a condition known as liver qi stagnation. Liver qi stagnation can be brought on by stress. Lack of exercise can worsen the problem.

when I am stressed and regularly taking vitamin supplements I get this poo.

I think I need pictures to be sure....

[Edited 9/9/10 10:20am]

WHERE IS POOK TO FLING POO?

THAT LITTLE ORG

ernestsewell said:

ernestsewell said:

I'm a 2 and 3 type gal!

Damn, there's actually a shit chart...

okay this thread shits on everything else....

Ya'll are just full of shit..

that poo chart is awesome

First the Prince poop thread, now this. Only on the .org!

Pretty informative. Good shit.

LadyLuvSexxy said:

First the Prince poop thread, now this. Only on the .org!

Feels just like home doesn't it?

SHOCKADELICA1 said:

Damn, there's actually a shit chart...

Yep on shit paper

Poo puns. Ha!

JustErin said:

I'm a 2 and 3 type gal!

I'll pass that on to Billy Zane and Paul Walker.

How can a person examine how fast it sinks in the water?

retina said:

JustErin said:

I'm a 2 and 3 type gal!

I'll pass that on to Billy Zane and Paul Walker.

Don't forget, Kid Cudi, James Deen and Brody Jenner!

JustErin said:

retina said:

I'll pass that on to Billy Zane and Paul Walker.

Don't forget, Kid Cudi, James Deen and Brody Jenner!

I'm sure they'll all be thrilled.

wildgoldenhoney said:

How can a person examine how fast it sinks in the water?

By looking down and watching it plonk into the toilet

retina said:

JustErin said:

Don't forget, Kid Cudi, James Deen and Brody Jenner!

I'm sure they'll all be thrilled.

You know it!

I'm a 4 or 3 girl... I go everytime I eat.

But I'm fat from overeating , so pinching off loaves should be a specialty.

How do you keep your poo from smelling so bad it could choke a donkey?

luv4u said:

wildgoldenhoney said:

How can a person examine how fast it sinks in the water?

By looking down and watching it plonk into the toilet

I thought it was more of a backsplash factor?

I'm all over the place on that chart. I find it varies depending on the amount of sleep I get and my sugar intakeearly in the day.

Little sleep and some waffles and syrup = type 6. Guaranteed.

It's probably psychological, but when I get into 6 or 7 territory I eat two peanut butter sandwiches and I'm good in about an hour.

paintedlady said:

luv4u said:

By looking down and watching it plonk into the toilet

I thought it was more of a backsplash factor?

Oh, and how you gonna check the consistency?

wildgoldenhoney said:

paintedlady said:

I thought it was more of a backsplash factor?

Oh, and how you gonna check the consistency?

Which 1, when in water :

If it sinks you need more fibers in your diet

If it floats you are well covered in fibers

LOL

does it melt if u heat it up?