I have a wardrobe full of plain black separates. And really all I wear is black jeans.

I have a hard time finding things that suit my figure

I've got big boobs, and a short hardly discernible waist with a bit of a tummy (thanks 3 kids who broke my skin's elasticity there )

I'm self-conscious of my non-existent calf muscles too, so I hardly ever wear skirts or dresses, and I can't walk in high heels unless they are wedges. I'm always dressed casual, so as soon as I need to go OUT I'm in trouble.

What's out there that could suit me? I find if I buy things that fit my waist, they are too tight across the chest and if they fit across the chest, they are way too big for my shoulders and waist. :nut:

Post pics for me please.

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I live in Australia, we don't have a world for that stuff we just have this:

http://spotlight.com.au/

and I don't sew

ZombieKitten said:

I have a wardrobe full of plain black separates. And really all I wear is black jeans.

I have a hard time finding things that suit my figure

I've got big boobs, and a short hardly discernible waist with a bit of a tummy (thanks 3 kids who broke my skin's elasticity there )

I'm self-conscious of my non-existent calf muscles too, so I hardly ever wear skirts or dresses, and I can't walk in high heels unless they are wedges. I'm always dressed casual, so as soon as I need to go OUT I'm in trouble.

What's out there that could suit me? I find if I buy things that fit my waist, they are too tight across the chest and if they fit across the chest, they are way too big for my shoulders and waist. :nut:

Post pics for me please.

whatever

AndGodCreatedMe said:

ZombieKitten said:

I have a wardrobe full of plain black separates. And really all I wear is black jeans.

I have a hard time finding things that suit my figure

I've got big boobs, and a short hardly discernible waist with a bit of a tummy (thanks 3 kids who broke my skin's elasticity there )

I'm self-conscious of my non-existent calf muscles too, so I hardly ever wear skirts or dresses, and I can't walk in high heels unless they are wedges. I'm always dressed casual, so as soon as I need to go OUT I'm in trouble.

What's out there that could suit me? I find if I buy things that fit my waist, they are too tight across the chest and if they fit across the chest, they are way too big for my shoulders and waist. :nut:

Post pics for me please.

whatever

what do you wear then if you aren't wearing jeans and a jacket?? you have same busty problem as me!

ZombieKitten said:

AndGodCreatedMe said:

whatever

what do you wear then if you aren't wearing jeans and a jacket?? you have same busty problem as me!

I do not wear jeans

Skirts and yes. Black.

What's that busty problem you're talking about Charlotte?

orgnote

AndGodCreatedMe said:

ZombieKitten said:

what do you wear then if you aren't wearing jeans and a jacket?? you have same busty problem as me!

I do not wear jeans

Skirts and yes. Black.

What's that busty problem you're talking about Charlotte?

I'm sure you wore pants at least when I met you, not a skirt

you know what I am talking about

CHIC0 said:

those flowy things look great on skinny ladies

but on me:

they take on tenty shapeless proportions

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I know chico, and I really wish I could wear stuff like that, because they are all so pretty

but unless I buy my clothes made of stretchy material or from here:

http://www.bravissimo.com...s/clothing

(which is cripplingly expensive once postage and exchange rate are factored in)

I have to buy 3 sizes too big to even get the damned things on, and then I look as big as a house!

I'd love to wear this

ZombieKitten said:

AndGodCreatedMe said:

I do not wear jeans

Skirts and yes. Black.

What's that busty problem you're talking about Charlotte?

I'm sure you wore pants at least when I met you, not a skirt

you know what I am talking about

That was 2 yrs ago

And don't listen to Chico and his advice

AndGodCreatedMe said:

ZombieKitten said:

I'm sure you wore pants at least when I met you, not a skirt

you know what I am talking about

That was 2 yrs ago

And don't listen to Chico and his advice

I like the things he posted! But he doesn't know the full extent of my bosom

AndGodCreatedMe said:

And don't listen to Chico and his advice

CHIC0 said:

AndGodCreatedMe said:

And don't listen to Chico and his advice

oh shit

you are sweet and you have great taste just not for women with boops

CHIC0 said:

AndGodCreatedMe said:

And don't listen to Chico and his advice

but at least YOU made an effort too try

unlike everyone else

I have to go to a NIGHT CLUB tonight

ugh

Ok, I'll put together an outfit.

What is the weather like there?

ZombieKitten said:

I have to go to a NIGHT CLUB tonight

ugh

Tonight?

And why are you so worried???? You can wear anything and still look cute.

pfff

JustErin said:

Ok, I'll put together an outfit.

What is the weather like there?

it's windy and cool

today a max of 60°F

AndGodCreatedMe said:

ZombieKitten said:

I have to go to a NIGHT CLUB tonight

ugh

Tonight?

And why are you so worried???? You can wear anything and still look cute.

pfff

because if they have a no denim rule I'm fucked

ZombieKitten said:

AndGodCreatedMe said:

Tonight?

And why are you so worried???? You can wear anything and still look cute.

pfff

because if they have a no denim rule I'm fucked

Lipstick!

Hush now...you look great!

I'm really close to not wanting to even go

ZombieKitten said:

I have a wardrobe full of plain black separates. And really all I wear is black jeans.

I have a hard time finding things that suit my figure

I've got big boobs, and a short hardly discernible waist with a bit of a tummy (thanks 3 kids who broke my skin's elasticity there )

I'm self-conscious of my non-existent calf muscles too, so I hardly ever wear skirts or dresses, and I can't walk in high heels unless they are wedges. I'm always dressed casual, so as soon as I need to go OUT I'm in trouble.

What's out there that could suit me? I find if I buy things that fit my waist, they are too tight across the chest and if they fit across the chest, they are way too big for my shoulders and waist. :nut:

Post pics for me please.

Hey, maybe the master has a nice long dress shirt you can put on and accessorize with a nice belt around it. I had a sister who borrowed one of my sweaters one time because she said it was just the right length and accomodated her bosoms better than some of the women's clothes she had. Since most men usually have a larger chest area anyway, a lot of women in a pinch will wear a long dress shirt (preferably xtra tall) and wear it as a sort of improvised dress, usually wearing skinny stretch pants underneath. If you really have the figure for it, it wouold look something like this:

Or if you know someone with fashion design skills, they can repurpose a men's dress shirt like this:

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ZombieKitten said:

JustErin said:

Ok, I'll put together an outfit.

What is the weather like there?

it's windy and cool

today a max of 60°F

Ok, for a club...here is my inspiration pic:

So, leggings:

An over size tshirt:

And a wedge boot:

loose clothes = tenty

here are my outfit options for tonight:

my leopard party pants or normal black skinny jeans (boring)

tops: I have things like these

for shoes all I have are some sequin ballet flats or my sensible black wedge sandals or my knee high wedge heel biker boots

nothing special

oh and I have boring mousy brown short hair too