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Thread started 09/10/10 12:31am

funkpill

A Drunken Man Walks Into A Biker Bar

Sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, Looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says:


'I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!'

The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word.

His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and Would fight at the drop of a hat. The drunk leans on the table again and says:



'I got it on with your grandma and she is good, The best I ever had!'

The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad But the biker still says nothing.


The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, 'I'll tell you something else, boy, Your grandma liked it!'

At this point the biker stands up, Takes the drunk by the shoulders Looks him square in the eyes and says.......................

'Grandpa......... Go home' confused

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Reply #1 posted 09/10/10 12:37am

wildgoldenhone
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giggle

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Reply #2 posted 09/10/10 12:39am

Ottensen

falloff falloff falloff Happy Friday, everybody.

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Reply #3 posted 09/10/10 3:55am

chocolate1

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lol

I like that one!

Happy Friday! biggrin


"Love Hurts.
Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."

-Cher, "Woman's World"
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Reply #4 posted 09/10/10 5:50am

XxAxX

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spit lol

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Reply #5 posted 09/10/10 6:15am

CarrieMpls

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lol

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Reply #6 posted 09/10/10 6:20am

abigail05

good one! lol

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Reply #7 posted 09/10/10 6:32am

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falloff

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Reply #8 posted 09/10/10 6:35am

retina

I love how you're so disciplined and post these jokes every single Friday. It's turned into a very nice tradition.

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Reply #9 posted 09/10/10 6:36am

SHOCKADELICA1

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falloff damn

"Bring friends, bring your children and bring foot spray 'cause it's gon' be funky." ~ Prince

A kiss on the lips, is betta than a knife in the back ~ Sheila E

Darkness isn't the absence of light, it's the absence of U ~ Prince
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Reply #10 posted 09/10/10 6:40am

AndGodCreatedM
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lol

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Reply #11 posted 09/10/10 7:23am

zaza

lol

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Reply #12 posted 09/10/10 7:38am

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"The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word."

I bet he was so embarrased, all he could think of is: "Uhmmm... confused ugh okay, where is this whole in the ground that I can fall in and disappear, right NOW?!!!.......?" lol lol lol

Thanx and happy Friday! Funkpill

Have a great weekend everyone! smile

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Reply #13 posted 09/10/10 8:01am

shortnsweet

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Too cute!! biggrin

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Reply #14 posted 09/10/10 8:08am

Hershe

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falloff
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Reply #15 posted 09/10/10 8:22am

paisleypark4

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Hershe said:

falloff

:falloff:
Straight Jacket Funk Affair
Album plays and love for vinyl records.
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Reply #16 posted 09/10/10 8:31am

peb319

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falloff

someone sent that one to my cell phone last week!!!!

falloff

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happy friday!!!!!

im working this weekend!!!!! woot!

sun 'why y'all trying to say goodbye? I didn't go anywhere, I'm right here, im all around you,always..' sun

in a line from my dream, I heard a voice and saw a silhouette in a chair..
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Reply #17 posted 09/10/10 8:37am

Genesia

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Sweetie is a biker. You oughta see him in leather. faint

I'm sorry...what were you saying?

We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves.
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Reply #18 posted 09/10/10 8:43am

Nothinbutjoy

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Happy Friday Funkhoney!!!

hug martini rose

I'm firmly planted in denial
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Reply #19 posted 09/10/10 8:49am

Vendetta1

Genesia said:

Sweetie is a biker. You oughta see him in leather. faint



I'm sorry...what were you saying?

smoker
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Reply #20 posted 09/10/10 8:50am

Genesia

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Vendetta1 said:

Genesia said:

Sweetie is a biker. You oughta see him in leather. faint

I'm sorry...what were you saying?

smoker

falloff

You know what I'm sayin'. nod

We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves.
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Reply #21 posted 09/10/10 10:28am

CHIC0

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lol

heart
LOVE
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Reply #22 posted 09/10/10 12:00pm

novabrkr

I don't get it.

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Reply #23 posted 09/10/10 1:31pm

noimageatall

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grandpa razz horny

grrrr red x

[Edited 9/10/10 14:18pm]

"Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack
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Reply #24 posted 09/10/10 2:25pm

funkpill

spit!!!!

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Reply #25 posted 09/10/10 4:09pm

PurpleRighteou
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lol Happy Friday!!!
I graduated bitches!!! 12-19-09 woot! dancing jig
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Reply #26 posted 09/10/10 4:55pm

CHIC0

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[Edited 9/10/10 20:13pm]

heart
LOVE
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Reply #27 posted 09/10/10 7:07pm

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lol

canada

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Reply #28 posted 09/10/10 7:20pm

Mach

retina said:

I love how you're so disciplined and post these jokes every single Friday. It's turned into a very nice tradition.

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lol

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Reply #29 posted 09/10/10 9:20pm

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giggle sun

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