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The BIG BANG theory as it relates to human sexuality PREFACE: This topic would be better understood with an explanation of what it is about... So, there is a guy that I work with who constantly makes fun of homosexuals and talks about how he would beat them up and how they should be killed and things like that. He tries TOO hard to act like he is not gay, so the following little story is an imaginary encounter between him and a gay man when there are no witnesses:
BEGIN STORY In matters of human sexuality, the BIG BANG theory is expressed as a description of the first time a homophobic person gets fucked in the ass and BANG, they love it and have to come to terms with the fact that they are actually gay, or at the very least, bi-sexual. A typical encounter: Homophobe: Fuck you, you buncha queers... I'll kick your fucking ass! Homosexual: Oh, yeah... come on over here, big man... I'll show you. Homophobe: You're lucky my friends aren't around here! Homosexual: No, you are... nobody will know what we do. Homophobe: Whatever, queer!!! Ooops, my pants are a bit loose... it looks like they are slipping down... Homosexual: Let me help you... Homophobe: Don't you touch me, you fairy!!! *pants slip down around homophobe's ankles* Don't you get any ideas while I am bending over to pull my pants up. Homosexual: I wouldn't dream of it, silly goose! Homophobe: Good! *bends over, taking his time pulling pants up... spreads cheeks* Homosexual: Oh, I see... *walks over and positions himself behind the homophobe* B A N G Homophobe: *not putting up a real fight* What do you think you are doing?!!?!! Stop fucking me!!! Homosexual: Okay... just a minute... Homophobe: You wait until I get up from here! Uhhh... ohhh... Homosexual: MmmmHmmm... Both, in unison: Oh, yes! Homophobe: Can you even believe what they are doing to Martha Stewart? Judas Priest... ... [This message was edited Wed Jan 29 11:33:08 PST 2003 by IceNine] SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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GIOVANNI said: This aint over the top right? 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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???...  | |
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wellbeyond said: ???...
co-sign... I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: GIOVANNI said: This aint over the top right? uh he dont drone on the shit day in and day out ALL his topics are over the top yes but they aitn about the same thing day in and day out and not one continuous picture of himself on every thread saying hey look at me in my purdy under things 
do what you will I dont care Im just one gay person with a different veiw than yours I was just pointing this out remeber what your thread was about and WHO it was about not me!! | |
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wellbeyond said: ???...
Ahhh... this was a quick, one-off topic to make fun of a guy that I work with who was making fun of homosexuals today. I seriously think that this guy LOVES guys and tries to hide it by saying how he would beat them up and such. This topic is strange, in that it is me making fun of someone who is not on the org, so the reference is lost. 
Damn... maybe I should have written a preface. EDIT: Also, to avoid confusion, I am still heterosexual. 
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IceNine said: wellbeyond said: ???...
Ahhh... this was a quick, one-off topic to make fun of a guy that I work with who was making fun of homosexuals today. I seriously think that this guy LOVES guys and tries to hide it by saying how he would beat them up and such. This topic is strange, in that it is me making fun of someone who is not on the org, so the reference is lost.
Damn... maybe I should have written a preface. Yeah, that would've helped some...lol  ...Gotcha now...  | |
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IceNine said: wellbeyond said: ???...
EDIT: Also, to avoid confusion, I am still heterosexual.
... [This message was edited Wed Jan 29 11:24:41 PST 2003 by IceNine] Darn... | |
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Oh I wonder about many homophobes... Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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Not that anyone would have ever been afraid of my physical stature (I can barely beat up a fly), I was one of these people beleive it or not.
My family and church made me so ashamed to be gay that I would strike out against homosexuality, mainly to take the focus off me. It's so true that people who are the angriest about homosexuality are likely gay themselves and can't come to terms with it. Part of my outspokenness has to do with letting people know it's alright to express yourself. I will never allow someone to make me feel ashamed and I will not be intimidated back into the closet or to not express my views. Never. 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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GIOVANNI said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: GIOVANNI said: This aint over the top right? uh he dont drone on the shit day in and day out ALL his topics are over the top yes but they aitn about the same thing day in and day out and not one continuous picture of himself on every thread saying hey look at me in my purdy under things
do what you will I dont care Im just one gay person with a different veiw than yours I was just pointing this out remeber what your thread was about and WHO it was about not me!! And when straight people on this site are over the top you don't have a damn thing to say about it do you??? 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Not that anyone would have ever been afraid of my physical stature (I can barely beat up a fly), I was one of these people beleive it or not.
My family and church made me so ashamed to be gay that I would strike out against homosexuality, mainly to take the focus off me. It's so true that people who are the angriest about homosexuality are likely gay themselves and can't come to terms with it. Part of my outspokenness has to do with letting people know it's alright to express yourself. I will never allow someone to make me feel ashamed and I will not be intimidated back into the closet or to not express my views. Never.  ...Beautifully said, Organ... | |
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GIOVANNI said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: GIOVANNI said: This aint over the top right? uh he dont drone on the shit day in and day out ALL his topics are over the top yes but they aitn about the same thing day in and day out and not one continuous picture of himself on every thread saying hey look at me in my purdy under things
do what you will I dont care Im just one gay person with a different veiw than yours I was just pointing this out remeber what your thread was about and WHO it was about not me!! Giovanni, I suggest you go to my profile and read some of the posts that I contribute to. I have WAY more to talk about than my sexuality... 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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This gets my vote as post of the day | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: GIOVANNI said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: GIOVANNI said: This aint over the top right? uh he dont drone on the shit day in and day out ALL his topics are over the top yes but they aitn about the same thing day in and day out and not one continuous picture of himself on every thread saying hey look at me in my purdy under things
do what you will I dont care Im just one gay person with a different veiw than yours I was just pointing this out remeber what your thread was about and WHO it was about not me!! Giovanni, I suggest you go to my profile and read some of the posts that I contribute to. I have WAY more to talk about than my sexuality... DAMN!!! you can post what ever the fuck you want to I DONT CARE From the threads I saw of yours they have that picture and frankly Im tired of seeing it the only reason I said what i said is because of your thread I have my view you have yours they have theirs BUT if it dont coencide with your IM wrong geesh git off my back DAMN! | |
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GIOVANNI said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: GIOVANNI said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: GIOVANNI said: This aint over the top right? uh he dont drone on the shit day in and day out ALL his topics are over the top yes but they aitn about the same thing day in and day out and not one continuous picture of himself on every thread saying hey look at me in my purdy under things
do what you will I dont care Im just one gay person with a different veiw than yours I was just pointing this out remeber what your thread was about and WHO it was about not me!! Giovanni, I suggest you go to my profile and read some of the posts that I contribute to. I have WAY more to talk about than my sexuality... DAMN!!! you can post what ever the fuck you want to I DONT CARE From the threads I saw of yours they have that picture and frankly Im tired of seeing it the only reason I said what i said is because of your thread I have my view you have yours they have theirs BUT if it dont coencide with your IM wrong geesh git off my back DAMN! Just in case you don't have the time to cull through my posts here's a sample: Politics & Religion *The Iraqi situation http://www.prince.org/msg...msg_453594 *Abortion http://www.prince.org/msg...msg_453135 http://www.prince.org/msg...msg_427778 *Affirmative Action http://www.prince.org/msg...msg_444130 *My View that The Republican party does not have in mind the interests of minorities http://www.prince.org/msg...msg_393181 http://www.prince.org/msg...msg_391210 *Bush's tax plan http://www.prince.org/msg...msg_366460 What if women gained full control politically & militarily? http://www.prince.org/msg...msg_357944 *Homosexuality and religious doctrine (from a non-sexual point of view) http://www.prince.org/msg...msg_407019 http://www.prince.org/msg...msg_401489 And to more accurately portray my discussions about my sexuality read my Lovesexy experience here: http://www.prince.org/msg...&tid=33766 Prince Music/related *Tamborine http://www.prince.org/msg...msg_453181 *2 Nigs United for West Compton http://www.prince.org/msg...msg_380363 *Wendy & Lisa & my opinion of their influence on Prince's music. http://www.prince.org/msg...msg_378458 *Discussion on the lyric "In every man's life, there will be a hang up, a whirlwind designed to slow you down" http://www.prince.org/msg...msg_451225 *My favorite Prince item in my collection http://www.prince.org/msg...msg_447466 Misc *Public service announcement on how to avoid a catheter (Don't jump to conclusions before you read it) http://www.prince.org/msg...msg_429506 *Discussion of Love http://www.prince.org/msg...msg_401362 And of course...Me in My lingerie http://www.prince.org/msg...msg_341627 So you see, there is a lot more to me than my sexuality as you claim. You really should go and read some of that stuff. You'll see that I'm about more than my dick. 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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I dont care!!!
DAMN!
what you've showed to me is that damn picture about 7 times once including an orgnote with that god damn picture...I HATE YOUR FUCKING PASTY ASS IN YOUR PURDY UNDERTHINGS IT DISGUSTING TO ME AND THATS ALL I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT ANYTHING NEGATIVE ABOUT YOU other wise your fine I AINT THE ONE THAT SAID SOME CRAZY SHIT TO YOU YESTERDAY GO FUCK WITH HIM SHIT!!! | |
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GIOVANNI said: I dont care!!!
DAMN!
what you've showed to me is that damn picture about 7 times once including an orgnote with that god damn picture...I HATE YOUR FUCKING PASTY ASS IN YOUR PURDY UNDERTHINGS IT DISGUSTING TO ME AND THATS ALL I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT ANYTHING NEGATIVE ABOUT YOU other wise your fine I AINT THE ONE THAT SAID SOME CRAZY SHIT TO YOU YESTERDAY GO FUCK WITH HIM SHIT!!! But you're saying crazy shit today!!! And you really should read some of my posts before characterizing me the way you have. I know you don't care but read on anyway... And I've never sent you an orgnote until JUST NOW and it doesn't have my picture. Take it easy. damn edits!!  [This message was edited Wed Jan 29 12:55:12 PST 2003 by SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy] 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: GIOVANNI said: I dont care!!!
DAMN!
what you've showed to me is that damn picture about 7 times once including an orgnote with that god damn picture...I HATE YOUR FUCKING PASTY ASS IN YOUR PURDY UNDERTHINGS IT DISGUSTING TO ME AND THATS ALL I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT ANYTHING NEGATIVE ABOUT YOU other wise your fine I AINT THE ONE THAT SAID SOME CRAZY SHIT TO YOU YESTERDAY GO FUCK WITH HIM SHIT!!! But you're saying crazy shit today!!! And you really should read some of my posts before characterizing me the way you have. I know you don't care but read on anyway... And I've never sent you an orgnote until JUST NOW and it doesn't have my picture. Take it easy. damn edits!!
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GIOVANNI said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: GIOVANNI said: I dont care!!!
DAMN!
what you've showed to me is that damn picture about 7 times once including an orgnote with that god damn picture...I HATE YOUR FUCKING PASTY ASS IN YOUR PURDY UNDERTHINGS IT DISGUSTING TO ME AND THATS ALL I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT ANYTHING NEGATIVE ABOUT YOU other wise your fine I AINT THE ONE THAT SAID SOME CRAZY SHIT TO YOU YESTERDAY GO FUCK WITH HIM SHIT!!! But you're saying crazy shit today!!! And you really should read some of my posts before characterizing me the way you have. I know you don't care but read on anyway... And I've never sent you an orgnote until JUST NOW and it doesn't have my picture. Take it easy. damn edits!!
[This message was edited Wed Jan 29 12:55:12 PST 2003 by SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy] AND YOU NEVER MADE ANY BONES ABOUT IT. If you were so disgusted, you should have said so. I wouldn't have involved you if I knew you were so freaked out. 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: GIOVANNI said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: GIOVANNI said: I dont care!!!
DAMN!
what you've showed to me is that damn picture about 7 times once including an orgnote with that god damn picture...I HATE YOUR FUCKING PASTY ASS IN YOUR PURDY UNDERTHINGS IT DISGUSTING TO ME AND THATS ALL I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT ANYTHING NEGATIVE ABOUT YOU other wise your fine I AINT THE ONE THAT SAID SOME CRAZY SHIT TO YOU YESTERDAY GO FUCK WITH HIM SHIT!!! But you're saying crazy shit today!!! And you really should read some of my posts before characterizing me the way you have. I know you don't care but read on anyway... And I've never sent you an orgnote until JUST NOW and it doesn't have my picture. Take it easy. damn edits!!
[This message was edited Wed Jan 29 12:55:12 PST 2003 by SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy] AND YOU NEVER MADE ANY BONES ABOUT IT. If you were so disgusted, you should have said so. I wouldn't have involved you if I knew you were so freaked out. Organ sent me the link to his pic way back then, too...and I loved it..lol...it's an amazingly innocent pic, obviously campy...the man has already shown himself to be a class act and wonderfully intelligent fellow on P.org, so the pic is seen thru those eyes, and NOT the eyes of someone who's only desire is to "force" his sexuality onto others (and yes, there are some on here who DO fit that description, yet we never have complaints...)... And Organ is (once again) correct...if anyone has any personal problems with anyone else around here, take it private and do it thru orgNotes...starting up threads and using posts to vent your thoughts doesn't help matters and achieves squat...do the mature thing and settle it in private..help keep ian's job as mindnumbingly easy as possible, y'all...lol 8) | |
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