NastradumasKid said:

uPtoWnNY said:

http://news.avn.com/articles/Prince-Yahshua-on-the-Mend-After-Set-Mishap-410312.html

My favorite quote. I nearly died laughing:

Yahshua said that his faith has helped him through this trying time along with his girlfriend by his side, Aryana Starr.

“God wouldn’t give me anything I couldn’t handle,” he said. “And my woman? She’s a saint. I’m taking it one day at a time, and I’ll be back soon.”

I just love how he mentions God, Despite what he's doing isn't exactly Christain-like. I guess maybe he gave him the gift to fuck mad bitches.

Right! Like God is cosigning his shit. Maybe God broke his dick to teach his heathen ass a lesson.

Cerebus said:

Vendetta1 said:

Why does he have on boots?

That's the only thing you see wrong with this picture?

Yeah.

SCNDLS said:

NastradumasKid said:

I just love how he mentions God, Despite what he's doing isn't exactly Christain-like. I guess maybe he gave him the gift to fuck mad bitches.

Right! Like God is cosigning his shit. Maybe God broke his dick to teach his heathen ass a lesson.

Lord please give my penis the strengthen to fuck the hell out of this bitch Cavier. Seriously WHAT THE FUCK? Cavier? Sounds like a bitch with crabs and fish eggs in her pussy.

NastradumasKid said:

SCNDLS said:

Right! Like God is cosigning his shit. Maybe God broke his dick to teach his heathen ass a lesson.

Lord please give my penis the strengthen to fuck the hell out of this bitch Cavier. Seriously WHAT THE FUCK? Cavier? Sounds like a bitch with crabs and fish eggs in her pussy.

Vendetta1 said:

Cerebus said:

That's the only thing you see wrong with this picture?

Yeah.

SCNDLS said:

NastradumasKid said:

I just love how he mentions God, Despite what he's doing isn't exactly Christain-like. I guess maybe he gave him the gift to fuck mad bitches.

Right! Like God is cosigning his shit. Maybe God broke his dick to teach his heathen ass a lesson.

WTF? Y'all on 10 tonight.

NastradumasKid said:

uPtoWnNY said:

http://news.avn.com/articles/Prince-Yahshua-on-the-Mend-After-Set-Mishap-410312.html

My favorite quote. I nearly died laughing:

Yahshua said that his faith has helped him through this trying time along with his girlfriend by his side, Aryana Starr.

“God wouldn’t give me anything I couldn’t handle,” he said. “And my woman? She’s a saint. I’m taking it one day at a time, and I’ll be back soon.”

I just love how he mentions God, Despite what he's doing isn't exactly Christain-like. I guess maybe he gave him the gift to fuck mad bitches.

Why do you think God made penises??? It's right there in Genesis, heathen!

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AnckSuNamun said:

btw...Why all the snips?

interesting pics of semi-nudity were removed....

however, we can still discuss broke penis

SCNDLS said:

NastradumasKid said:

I just love how he mentions God, Despite what he's doing isn't exactly Christain-like. I guess maybe he gave him the gift to fuck mad bitches.

Why do you think God made penises??? It's right there in Genesis, heathen!

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...Surely it wasn't used to become a man-whore and sexually exploit yourself on the WWW or on some cheap ghetto porn DVD.

NastradumasKid said:

SCNDLS said:

Why do you think God made penises??? It's right there in Genesis, heathen!

[Edited 9/7/10 20:03pm]

...Surely it wasn't used to become a man-whore and sexually exploit yourself on the WWW or on some cheap ghetto porn DVD.

You sure 'bout that??? It's a bunch of manwhores in the bible, they just weren't captured on film getting biblical.

SCNDLS said:

NastradumasKid said:

...Surely it wasn't used to become a man-whore and sexually exploit yourself on the WWW or on some cheap ghetto porn DVD.

You sure 'bout that??? It's a bunch of manwhores in the bible, they just weren't captured on film getting biblical.

Years ago, someone called the Stern show with a similar story. Dude snapped his penis the same way. He said his manhood looked like a loaf of italian bread, and he cound not move an inch without pain. The doctor was like, WTF????

Who knew sex could be this dangerous?

SCNDLS said:

NastradumasKid said:

...Surely it wasn't used to become a man-whore and sexually exploit yourself on the WWW or on some cheap ghetto porn DVD.

You sure 'bout that??? It's a bunch of manwhores in the bible, they just weren't captured on film getting biblical.

Yeah, those mfers were begattin' all over the Promised Land. Lot even did his own daughters. And I'll bet Jesus and Mary Magdeline had a thang goin' on.

uPtoWnNY said:

Who knew sex could be this dangerous?

Are you serious?

Cavier is gonna be the new hottest thing in porn. Her nickname should be "The Nutcracker"

SCNDLS said:

If this shit isn't a PSA against doing porn, I just don't know. Talk about fear factor.

While on set for West Coast Productions performing with new female talent Bethany Benz, Yahshua sustained a torn urethra and ripped an aligning wall in his pelvis—what’s commonly referred to as a “broken dick.”

How can one break a dick, you ask?

Well, Yahshua sustained the injury while in the reverse cowgirl position. He was thrusting upwards while Benz was coming down; his penis popped out of her vagina and hit up against her thigh or pubic bone and “snapped.”

Damn, dude is lucky it wasn't Cherokee D'Ass cowgirling him. His dick would have flew off and landed on the camera man!!

How many people know that Aryanna Starr was actually the little girl on

an episode of A Different World who Whitley mentored and taught her

how to dress and act like a lady? I believe she was 11 years old on that

episode.

As far as the broken cock.

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Vendetta1 said:

oh.my.god.

Co -

NastradumasKid said:

SCNDLS said:

Right! Like God is cosigning his shit. Maybe God broke his dick to teach his heathen ass a lesson.

Lord please give my penis the strengthen to fuck the hell out of this bitch Cavier. Seriously WHAT THE FUCK? Cavier? Sounds like a bitch with crabs and fish eggs in her pussy.

It's the chick from For The Love Of Ray J so you're gonna need a condom and rubbing alcohol before gettin' in that

bboy87 said:

NastradumasKid said:

Lord please give my penis the strengthen to fuck the hell out of this bitch Cavier. Seriously WHAT THE FUCK? Cavier? Sounds like a bitch with crabs and fish eggs in her pussy.

It's the chick from For The Love Of Ray J so you're gonna need a condom and rubbing alcohol before gettin' in that

She fine as a mofo though. A box of condoms would do just fine.

Apparently she has a deal with Bang Bros. Her skin and body is tight.

Trust me there's no Montana Fishburne shit going on here.

SCNDLS said:

NastradumasKid said:

...Surely it wasn't used to become a man-whore and sexually exploit yourself on the WWW or on some cheap ghetto porn DVD.

You sure 'bout that??? It's a bunch of manwhores in the bible, they just weren't captured on film getting biblical.

For real. I just did a class last year on the book of Genesis.

Ho's...urry last one of 'em. The plot was better than One Life To Live tenfold. Let's not even get into the baby mamas and man hoes getting with their wives' female family members. Such nastiness.

wtf?? i thought i was old enough to heave heard (if not all) at least some of it... but on this i ain't heard a word.

you mean you can actually break a guy down there??

this is going to haunt me.

SCNDLS said:

NastradumasKid said:

I just love how he mentions God, Despite what he's doing isn't exactly Christain-like. I guess maybe he gave him the gift to fuck mad bitches.

Right! Like God is cosigning his shit. Maybe God broke his dick to teach his heathen ass a lesson.

AND this

Ottensen said:

SCNDLS said:

You sure 'bout that??? It's a bunch of manwhores in the bible, they just weren't captured on film getting biblical.

For real. I just did a class last year on the book of Genesis.

Ho's...urry last one of 'em. The plot was better than One Life To Live tenfold. Let's not even get into the baby mamas and man hoes getting with their wives' female family members. Such nastiness.

Even the good guys were hos but let a bitch get some on the side and she's being damned for eternity. Stinkin' double standards!

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See.................that is why it pays 2 take your time.

Graycap23 said:

See.................that is why it pays 2 take your time.

phunkdaddy said:

bboy87 said:

It's the chick from For The Love Of Ray J so you're gonna need a condom and rubbing alcohol before gettin' in that

She fine as a mofo though. A box of condoms would do just fine.

Apparently she has a deal with Bang Bros. Her skin and body is tight.

Trust me there's no Montana Fishburne shit going on here.

I knew about her going into porn but I didn't see it posted here so I ignored it

SCNDLS said:

If this shit isn't a PSA against doing porn, I just don't know. Talk about fear factor.

While on set for West Coast Productions performing with new female talent Bethany Benz, Yahshua sustained a torn urethra and ripped an aligning wall in his pelvis—what’s commonly referred to as a “broken dick.”

How can one break a dick, you ask?

Well, Yahshua sustained the injury while in the reverse cowgirl position. He was thrusting upwards while Benz was coming down; his penis popped out of her vagina and hit up against her thigh or pubic bone and “snapped.”

Vagina smagina....they were ass fucking and that big ole badonkadonk broke his lil slim jim. He got what he deserved. As for her...meh....aint no nucca gonna wanna fuck with her now that she is officially known as the "Dick Breaker".

Check baby check baby one two three four
Check baby check baby one two three
Check baby check baby one two
Check baby check baby one

It's called the dick breaker, the beats is like sweeter than candy
I'm feelin manly and your shaker's comin in handy
Slide em across from New York down by your Virginia
Ticklin you around Delware before I enter
Turn to affliction from face hips to feet
A snap crackle pop can make the dick incomplete