Zaza, do you want to hear a very funny joke of mine?

What does a 5-year-old, one-armed, one-legged, blind, deaf and dumb, illiterate, jewish black kid with herpes and cancer get for christmas?

-Aids.

Dave1992 said:

Zaza, do you want to hear a very funny joke of mine?

What does a 5-year-old, one-armed, one-legged, blind, deaf and dumb, illiterate, jewish black kid with herpes and cancer get for christmas?

-Aids.

Now, that's truly someone who has it all.

SCNDLS said:

Dave1992 said:

Zaza, do you want to hear a very funny joke of mine?

What does a 5-year-old, one-armed, one-legged, blind, deaf and dumb, illiterate, jewish black kid with herpes and cancer get for christmas?

-Aids.

Now, that's truly someone who has it all.

Oh, hang on!

And what does he get on his birthday?

- ASS RAPE!!!

Dave1992 said:

SCNDLS said:

Now, that's truly someone who has it all.

Oh, hang on!

And what does he get on his birthday?

- ASS RAPE!!!

And if it happens in San Francisco he'll have free condoms too!

Dave1992 said:

Zaza, do you want to hear a very funny joke of mine?

What does a 5-year-old, one-armed, one-legged, blind, deaf and dumb, illiterate, jewish black kid with herpes and cancer get for christmas?

-Aids.

THIS. IS. WRONG.

SCNDLS said:

JustErin said:

zaza said:

Bitch

See, you're laughing!

No one needs to hear me say that all three topics are serious, they already know that I know that.

But, I can go through terrible, terrible shit and still maintain my twisted sense of humour.

[Edited 9/10/10 6:54am]

Oh yeah?

Well, I'll just bet you've never been raped in the middle of a suicide attempt while having cancer!

Number23 said:

Your son is a fully functioning creative with a well-developed sense of humour. The person who banned him is undoubtedly a self-loathing, grotesquely overweight, rapidly balding failure who never made a mark in life and continue to hoodwink their grotesque, laughably unjustifed juvenile egos that they are superior to the rest of the unworthy plebes mother nature popped out just because they lay down some tracks in the basement when their mums are asleep and only feel a glimmer of hope or happiness when they're stomping on another's dreams or beliefs with a self-satisfied smirk. It's a void of infinite hate and envy which lies behind that smirk. Certainly more frightening and menace to society than a casually ironic ear rape reference on an online gaming bio. It's those people who are so venemhently against smartarse against ear rape comments that you need to watch. Why are they so offended? What darkness have you shone an exposing light on? Beware the sensitive and easily riled. Beware. And keep your guns hidden.

I love your brain.

purpledoveuk said:

chillichocaholic said:

My 16 year old Jamal informs me today he was banned from xbox live for 24 hours for his bio. Now, knowing my child I thought it was something that was going to be a WHOLE lot worse than it was because much like his mother he is too much of a smart arse

Now what he said may be offensive to some so be warned before u read on...but I have to admit I actually burst out laughing when I read it. Its terrible I know but it just seemed funny

WARNING! This Bio contains more pwnage than you can poke a stick at.
Reading my bio may cause the following: Ear rape explosive balls intense
diarrhea insane nipple rash and an itch on your back that you can't
reach. If you have one of the followi...ng symptoms please see a local
doctor or psychologist. Thank you.

That's disgusting....as a parent you should be ashamed on his behalf!!!!! Everybody knows PS3 is better than X-Box

Its shameful I know

Ummmm...damn...I think next time maybe I should be offering some of u a dose of vallium before reading my threads. I didn't mean for there to be a fight

Can we all just and make up?

I SAID NOWWWWWWWW

JustErin said:

zaza said:

Bitch

See, you're laughing!

No one needs to hear me say that all three topics are serious, they already know that I know that.

But, I can go through terrible, terrible shit and still maintain my twisted sense of humour.

[Edited 9/10/10 6:54am]

But you didn't go through suicide.

Fauxie said:

JustErin said:

See, you're laughing!

No one needs to hear me say that all three topics are serious, they already know that I know that.

But, I can go through terrible, terrible shit and still maintain my twisted sense of humour.

[Edited 9/10/10 6:54am]

But you didn't go through suicide.

Hey, 2 out of 3 ain't bad though!

JustErin said:

Good Grief charlie Brown