Just my curiosity, what are your embarrassing moments? I sent an e-mail about a stripper coming for a co-worker's birthday, and sent it to the entire building!

I fell off the carousel at Great America and almost broke my ass... seriously, I bruised my tailbone so badly I couldn't sit for a while.

In front of my current crush at the time, too!

i've already shared mine on this site...and i'm not about to do it again ..

Most of them have happened when I was at school. But latley I've been having this dream where my clothes keep falling off and everyone just points at me. What the hell does this mean?

althom said:

It means you're afraid of your clothes falling off and everyone pointing at you.

althom said:

it depends...are they pointing and laughing? ...or pointing and saying "oh my lord...that thing is HUGE!? quick ...throw a net over it...

Natsume said:

!!!

I was taking a shower, and my roommate dumped a pot of freezing cold water over my head...I ran out (butt naked) of the shower after him, and went legs up in the kitchen...

Got a mild concussion and a fractured tailbone... OUCH.

So I hear you, Natsume. I still can't sit for long on a hard surface.

Once I went to the Beach and was jumping up and down and my bathing suit top floated away. Another time I got my period at a concert and had to wrap my Boyfriend's Shirt around my bottom. Another time I was wearing Platforms and my foot feel asleep and when I got up from the table I was sitting at I feel down. That was a Spastic moment. Oh, another time I was wearing Thigh highs and they feel down while I was walking so I had to keep pulling them up. Another time I had Cops flash a Light at me and my boyfriend having Sex in my Car. Things like that.

MrBliss said:

Good question! Everytime it happens, I wake up in a panic. But I'm positive it would be the latter.

althom said:

I think it means that you should re-consider Dressing your knob up as Santa Claus.

bkw said:

I've got all you guys beat, hands down... Picture This...
You're having dinner with your boss, your boss's boss, and about 6 of your co-workers at a very posh lakefront restaurant that overlooks one of the country's most famous tourist spots. The place is packed. You excuse yourself to head to the ladies' room. When you walk out, you fail to notice that a 10-ft. stream of toilet paper is hanging out the back of your pantyhose and trailing behind you as you waltz your way through the restaurant and back to your table. And not a single person, waiter, or merciful soul clues your idiot ass in. You have no idea why everyone is snickering until some pimply waiterboy walks up to you, picks up the toilet paper train and follows it back to your ass. And yes, ladies and gentlemen, thanks to the humidity from the lakefront, the end of the toilet paper train in question is wet from being dragged around. Beat that.

Natasha said:

Your whole life seems like it would be one constant embarrassing moment.

rdhull said:

You are just so Mean RdHull. But you know weirdo things just always happen to me. I meet the Oddest people ,really. One time I'm wearing this Jewelry and these gay guys were going Crazy asking me questions and this coat I used to get reactions to. I gave it to Prince. It's just because I am Offbeat myself.

One time myself and my Boyfriend where acting Silly and I grabbed the Pepperoni and the French Bread and started saying some Sexual Things and we started talking about Having Sex and this guy poped outta nowhere and was like a Perv or something. Then at a Nude beach some Pervs were staring they came outta the Bushes. I don't even wanna Know what they were Doing as I can More than Imagine.

A long time ago I was climbing over a fence and the pocket of my jeans got caught on the top of the fence. I was hanging there for about 5-10 minutes until someone helped me out. I tried to get loose but it was to no avail. It's funny now,but when it happen I think I turned beet red.

when i got hit by a car...DONT ASK

Natasha said:

I walked into a wall once while flirting with a girl a long time ago...I was maybe 22 and working at this pizza place, and was flirting with the girl who worked at the hairstyling place next door...after flirting for around 15 minutes, she smiled and said "bye", and I said "bye" back...I turned to walk to the back of the store while still trying to keep eye contact...and BAM!!...walked right into the stinkin' wall...she laughed, and I felt like a dolt...

wellbeyond said:

...and?

Whatever happened to her?

Natsume said:

Nuttin'...she would still come over, but nothing more than flirting ever took place...I think maybe the imprint of the wall on my forehead might have been a distraction... :O

i was with some friends at a tropical swim inside paradise.we were having some fun there .suddenly i see that there is a sauna to.so i say to my friends com on lets have a sauna.nobody wanted to come with me (afraid to show there pinky).so i was going alone.so i undress myself completely naked and have a nice hot sauna.after 30 min i want to get something off my locker.but i took the wrong door .and there i was standing outside at the tenniscourt naked with all this people .and the thing was i was not able 2 get back to that door .so i had to go all the way back naked thrue the crowd to get back inside .now i can laugh with it .but after that day i wasn't showing myself 4 along time .everybody did see my pinky.hehe

Once when i was a perky young lady living in Florida i had guests for dinner. At the last minute i realized i had forgotten a basic ingredient and ran out the door to the convenience store. I was wearing a halter top that tied around the neck and behind my back. As i tried to make my purchase, two male cashiers stood behind the counter just glaring at me. i laid the money down but they didn't pick it up. When i looked down to see if something was wrong with the money i realized the tie around my neck had come apart and i was standing there putting on quite a show.
[This message was edited Wed Jan 29 4:39:44 PST 2003 by mzflash]

Haaa...!! It's silly, but...when I was in the 7/8th grade(Jr highschool) and on the cheerleading squad, a cheerleader on the squad of the opposing team did a running combination of flip-flops and sommer-saults accross the gym floor and spelled out their school's name with each hit...so, the girls on my squad were like "Belle, (well, not "Belle", really, heh) you can do it too!!"...lol :O

And, I went for it!...

running

"C"..."E"..."N"..."T"...(uh oh, no, I can NOT!...too much... ) "R"...

And, to this very day I owe everyone in attendance at that game an "A" and an "L"...

i've had alot these moments during my life time, and have always thought nothing could get worst until the day I was invited 2 my cousins wedding. I can't believe I'm telling u all this, but I was at my cousins wedding right, and I had 2 go 2 the bathroom like really really bad. I had already came 2 the wedding late and I didn't want 2 miss anything, but I couldn't hold it like I thought I could so I just got up and I thought I could easily sneak my way back in without anybody noticing, and boy was I wrong. The wedding was just starting when I came back from the bathroom, I could hear the music playing and see all the people such as the bride's maids walking down the isle... The usher was trying to help me find a way 2 walk back in the santucary instead of the main entrance, but all of the side door where lock and the only way in was the main entrance. so it was about time for the bride 2 walk down the isle ... when the door opened everybody was waiting in anticpation 2 finally see the bride, I saw every head in the church turn back slowly, but instead of seeing the bride walking down the isle they saw me ... I could see people whispering to each other like who in the hell is that I was so embarrased I just wanted 2 leave. They had me on video tape and everything and I wasn't even in the wedding, to top it all off I had tissue stuck at the bottom of my shoe. and my cousin kept teasing me that I messed up the whole wedding , I laugh at it now but I was so embarrased that day...

Natasha said:

That is just WRONG...



I'm one of those people who dwells on it when I do something stupid, reliving it constantly, so there's no way in hell I'm reliving that shit here, lol!