We all gonna go see this flick? I hear it is really good. Good bloody fun.

i might just cuz jessica alba's in it

I might check it out.

OMG this movie was awesomeXXXXXXXX 10000000. I saw it tonight in Texas, where all this border crossing shit is on the front page, and I was laughing, covering my eyes, clapping...I'm so glad Danny Trejo got his own movie. And I hate to say it, but Jessica looks anorexic in this movie. Michelle Rodriguez makes Jessica look like shit. Jessica looks nothing like she did in Dark Angel, when she had some hips. She needs to eat a steak or two, and I dont' eat meat.

I didn't know Lindsay Lohan was in this. Or Don Johnson. Great movie.

Nope.

JustErin said:

Nope.

Well, it's not a chick flick...that's for sure.

noimageatall said:

JustErin said:

Nope.

Well, it's not a chick flick...that's for sure.

I don't watch chick flicks.

JustErin said:

noimageatall said:

Well, it's not a chick flick...that's for sure.

I don't watch chick flicks.

I didn't think you did.

Anyway, it was a movie that you didn't have to think about and it was pure fun, blood, guts, black humor, craziness, and relevant to the illegal immigrant/they are taking over our country bullshit. Tonight I didn't want a movie that would make me cry or make me 'think.' This was 'it.'

I REALLY want to see this... Danny Trejo is such a f***ing bad ass! I love it

hell no, it(the film) looks fucking stupid.

Nope, I avoid any movie that has Lohan in it.

Serena said:

Nope, I avoid any movie that has Lohan in it.

I didn't even know she was in it and I can't stand her either. But she dressed as a nun and had a gun so it was fun. Robert De Niro, Don Johnson, Cheech...it was GREAT!!!

noimageatall said:

Serena said:

Nope, I avoid any movie that has Lohan in it.

I didn't even know she was in it and I can't stand her either. But she dressed as a nun and had a gun so it was fun. Robert De Niro, Don Johnson, Cheech...it was GREAT!!!

I'm looking forward to seeing it! I loooove Danny Trejo!

PunkMistress said:

noimageatall said:

I didn't even know she was in it and I can't stand her either. But she dressed as a nun and had a gun so it was fun. Robert De Niro, Don Johnson, Cheech...it was GREAT!!!

I'm looking forward to seeing it! I loooove Danny Trejo!

He messaged Doug Benson "Are you ready for machete?"

Doug responded to him with "The movie or the thing?!?"

JerseyKRS said:

PunkMistress said:

I'm looking forward to seeing it! I loooove Danny Trejo!

He messaged Doug Benson "Are you ready for machete?"

Doug responded to him with "The movie or the thing?!?"

PunkMistress said:

noimageatall said:

I didn't even know she was in it and I can't stand her either. But she dressed as a nun and had a gun so it was fun. Robert De Niro, Don Johnson, Cheech...it was GREAT!!!

I'm looking forward to seeing it! I loooove Danny Trejo!

I do too. And M ichelle Rodriguez...

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noimageatall said:

PunkMistress said:

I'm looking forward to seeing it! I loooove Danny Trejo!

I do too. And M ichelle Rodriguez...

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I want to dominate the shit out of her.

PunkMistress said:

noimageatall said:

I do too. And M ichelle Rodriguez...

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I want to dominate the shit out of her.

JerseyKRS said:

PunkMistress said:

I want to dominate the shit out of her.

At Scrabble.

I heard her bragging about her skills, and I just can't have that.

PunkMistress said:

JerseyKRS said:

At Scrabble.

I heard her bragging about her skills, and I just can't have that.

PunkMistress said:

JerseyKRS said:

At Scrabble.

I heard her bragging about her skills, and I just can't have that.

I can't put my finger on why, but I'm compelled to go check this one out.

Lammastide said:

I can't put my finger on why, but I'm compelled to go check this one out.

I was surprised. Here are some reviews...

"Machete" is actually smart, with snappy dialogue, clever kills and a story line crackling with social commentary about the heated immigration debate in North America.

The Story
"Three years after his wife and daughter were murdered by the druglord Torrez (Steven Seagal), the deadly Mexican Federale known as Machete (Danny Trejo) is working as a day laborer when he's hired to assassinate the racist Texas Senator McLaughlin (Robert De Niro) in a plot to take down the network of illegal immigrants by the mysterious Shé. With the help of an immigration agent (Jessica Alba), a cook named Luz (Michelle Rodriguez), his preacher friend Padre (Cheech Marin) and a socialite named April (Lindsay Lohan), Machete must get to the bottom of the Senator's plan to put up a fence separating the United States and Mexico." — Edward Douglas

Machete Himself
"Danny Trejo plays the long-haired, craggy-faced titular Machete with a combination of swift ferocity and baleful kindliness. And the ladies love it. ... Trejo invests his character with an engaging blend of swagger, gravity and terse humor. When Alba's INS agent instructs him to contact her, he snarls, 'Machete don't text.' It's an instant catchphrase." — Claudia Puig

The Supporting Players
"Other bits that get a giggle are the casting of action-icon Steven Seagal as a Mexican drug lord and Robert De Niro as a murderously xenophobic U.S. senator whose abortive assassination Machete is framed for, setting the bloody, ridiculous plot in motion. You read that right. The Academy Award winner — De Niro, not Seagal — tears into the part of Texas Sen. John McLaughlin with all the relish and finesse of a starving man given a burrito. He has great, messy fun playing a corrupt politician whose aide (Jeff Fahey) arranges for him to be shot at in order to stir up anti-Mexican sentiment, and get him reelected. So, for that matter, does Cheech Marin as a foul-mouthed, gun-toting priest. He's Machete's brother. What did you expect? But just wait until you see Lindsay Lohan. Playing a campier, trampier version of herself — or at least her tabloid image — she at one point gets to dress up as a nun and shoot people. Don't ask. It's complicated (not to mention fairly random). For much of the rest of her 'performance,' she's naked." — Michael O'Sullivan, The Washington Post

2freaky4church1 said:

We all gonna go see this flick? I hear it is really good. Good bloody fun.

I'm going to see it and The American tomorrow.

Is that topless scene from the trailer in it?

The most fun i have had in the movies in a long time!

It was over the top. insane, funny and just a great watch lol

I Mean he use's a guy's insides as a rope in one scene and make's a sex tape with Lindsay Lohan & her movie mom 10 minutes later it's just insane fun!

3rd best flick have seen this year behind

Inception

Toy Story 3

retina said:

Is that topless scene from the trailer in it?

I just got back from a showing. Yes, that scene is included -- all the memorable trailer scenes are.

At some points I thought maybe I'm getting too... too... something for movies this wild in my old age. But it was a laughable study in overindulgence and camp.

I thought everyone did a wonderful job -- especially Trejo and DeNiro. All the women looked amazing. (Especially Michelle Rodriguez!! ) And am I the only one who thinks Jeff Fahey is kinda hot?

Lammastide said:

retina said:

Is that topless scene from the trailer in it?

I just got back from a showing. Yes, that scene is included -- all the memorable trailer scenes are.

At some points I thought maybe I'm getting too... too... something for movies this wild in my old age. But it was a laughable study in overindulgence and camp.

I thought everyone did a wonderful job -- especially Trejo and DeNiro. All the women looked amazing. (Especially Michelle Rodriguez!! ) And am I the only one who thinks Jeff Fahey is kinda hot?

I think Jeff Fahey ishot. He was especilly hot when he was younger. I randomly caught some old movie with him in it that had me at the screen.

noimageatall said:

OMG this movie was awesomeXXXXXXXX 10000000. I saw it tonight in Texas, where all this border crossing shit is on the front page, and I was laughing, covering my eyes, clapping...I'm so glad Danny Trejo got his own movie. And I hate to say it, but Jessica looks anorexic in this movie. Michelle Rodriguez makes Jessica look like shit. Jessica looks nothing like she did in Dark Angel, when she had some hips. She needs to eat a steak or two, and I dont' eat meat.

I didn't know Lindsay Lohan was in this. Or Don Johnson. Great movie.

Going to see it tonight..also in Texas. I was sooooo happy to see Danny Trejo FINALLY got his own movie and really pleased that some big names came out to support him.