I think we could all use a good "dumb blonde" joke... so without further ado...


BLONDE JOKES

Just When You Think You've Heard Them All

1. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman as opposed to a
regular one?
(You have to hollow out the head.)

2. Why won't they hire blondes as pharmacists?
(They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.)

3. Hear about the blonde that got an AM RADIO?
(It took her a month to realize she could play it in the afternoon.)

4. What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
(They drowned during Spring Training.)

5. Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
(To see what was on the other side.)

6. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
(The cow stepped on her.)

7. How did the blonde burn her nose?
(Bobbing for French fries.)

8. Why do blondes have more fun?
! (They're easier to amuse.)

9. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
(Frosted flakes.)

10. Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?
(They keep breaking them with their hammers.)

11. Did you hear about the blonde that shot an arrow into the air?
(She missed.)

12. What is it when a blonde blows into another blonde's ear?
(Data transfer.)

13. Why did the blonde resolve to have only three children?
(Because she read that one child out of every four born was Chinese.)

14. Why did the blonde put make-up on her forehead?
(She wanted everyone to know that she was able to make up her mind.)

15. Why did the blonde ask her friends to save their burned-out light
bulbs?
(She needed them for the darkroom she was building.)

16. Why are Asians so smart?
(No blonde! s.)

17. What is the biggest advantage to marrying a blonde?
(You get to park in the Handicapped Zone)

Here's another one for you:

"You know... I like, just... like hate it when people, like, say that blondes are like dumb and stuff. I mean, this isn't even my natural hair color!"

Why aren't there any smart blonde jokes?

Heavenly said:

Was that a joke?

:LOL:

Smart Blonde is an oxymoron, kinda like Jumbo Shrimp.

Why don't blondes eat pickles?

They get their head stuck in the jar!

i used to be blonde for a while...lol

but i think the dumb blonde jokes are meant for the blonde girls...therefore n/m

A blonde walks into a bank in NY and asks for the loan officer. She
says
she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow
$5,000.

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the
loan,
so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is
parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and
everything checks out. So, the bank agrees to accept the car as
collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the
blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's
underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the
interest,
which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy
to have had your business and this transaction has worked out very
nicely, but we are all very puzzled. While you were away, we checked
you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What's puzzling is
why would you bother to borrow the $5,000?"

The blonde replies .. "Where else in NY City can I park my car for two
weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?

shausler said:

:LOL:

Well someone was gonna say it eventually:

My girlfriend's a NATURAL blonde and she's not dumb. A little forgetful, sometimes, but not dumb. She may run into the odd tree sometimes while walking along, but she ain't dumb.

But seriously, before she discovers this thread and kills me, she is a very smart girl.

Now, get back to your stupid blonde jokes