Last night I dreamt (dreamed? ) that we were in an airport in Canada for a stop over. There were birds in the airport and people were buying little loaves of bread to feed them. We were going to get lunch at some tremendous self-serve McDonald's but went to the bathroom first.

The stalls were all silver metal. In my stall there was a man's t-shirt, a big pink or white comb and a used open container of hair dye. There was also a little girl's purse (pinkish/cream, almost quilty, with ruffles on the flap) hanging.

I went to report this and that's when I woke up.

After seeing Inception, I just blame my weird dreams on Leonardo DiCaprio.

I saw revolutionary road for the first time....that boy has mad respect from me now..!

Last night I dreamt that I woke up with foreskin. I'm cut. ( Hi, I'm TMI, have we met?? ) and the foreskin was not only made of green leaves but I couldn't pull it back very far because it felt as if it were going to rip. I had leafy dick phimosis.

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BklynBabe said:

You had me at self serve McDonald's.....

Did I lose ya at Green Leaf Phimosis???

johnart said:

johnart said:

Last night I dreamt that I woke up with foreskin. I'm cut. ( Hi, I'm TMI, have we met?? ) and the foreskin was not only made of green leaves but I couldn't pull it back very far because it felt as if it were going to rip. I had leafy dick phimosis.

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Ahh the Green Man visiting you

God of Nature

Mach said:

johnart said:

Last night I dreamt that I woke up with foreskin. I'm cut. ( Hi, I'm TMI, have we met?? ) and the foreskin was not only made of green leaves but I couldn't pull it back very far because it felt as if it were going to rip. I had leafy dick phimosis.

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Ahh the Green Man visiting you

God of Nature

You think???

johnart said:

Mach said:

Ahh the Green Man visiting you

God of Nature

You think???

Yes

i had the longest most boring dream last night about sorting out my wardrobe. I kept finding striped tops my mum had apparently given me over the years that I didn't even know I had! One after the other I was pulling out in astonishment. Some with hoods.

I was hoping she might have got me one in green and white, but they were mostly colours I didn't like so much, like navy and yellow

one had the ink tag on it from the store still

It was a while ago, but, I had a dream that took place in the house I grew up in, after we had done some remodeling when I was 17.

I was wearing the Xena, Warrior Princess outfit (and it fit, even though I'm like a foot shorter than Lucy Lawless ).... and walked from the dining room into the kitchen doorway (right side of kitchen) & noticed a couple of small paper bags of take out food on the table. I knew I hadn't put them there b/c they weren't there earlier...

As I'm standing at the table wondering where the hell they came from, out of the corner of my eye, I notice this "bad guy" trying to sneak up on me from the breakfast room off the kitchen doorway to the left
He lunges at me, but in the second before he strikes, I reach above my head to unsheath a sword hidden on my back, flip the sword in the air, and swing it down on my right, sweeping the blade to the left and ram it into his torso.

he dies (like immediately).. but doesn't fall off the blade, so I move my right foot back a little to brace myself, & lift my left leg to push him off the sword with my foot

like Xena would do, right

there was no blood or anything (just like on tv.. usually), so I slide the sword into a scabbard that suddenly appeared on my right hip.. I pull a french fry out of a bag, pop it into my mouth and shrug my shoulders & say

Eh.. Spoils of war...

and walk back to the living room to watch tv



I plop down on the sofa and reach for the remote.. I think to myself You should really clean up the kitchen [get rid of the bad guy's body] before everybody gets home..
but then I look at my watch (which suddenly appears on my wrist- even though Xena doesn't wear one..) & realize I have a couple of hours, so, I turn the tv on & start to watch whatever it was I wanted to see

and I woke up


and, yes, I had fallen asleep during a Xena marathon...

Silly John-See what happens when you mix meth with cocaine.

kewlschool said:

Silly John-See what happens when you mix meth with cocaine.

nooooo, this happens when you eat cheese before bed

I keep having the same nightmare over and over again.

ZombieKitten said:

kewlschool said:

Silly John-See what happens when you mix meth with cocaine.

nooooo, this happens when you eat cheese before bed

I will quit doing both.

johnart said:

Last night I dreamt that I woke up with foreskin. I'm cut. ( Hi, I'm TMI, have we met?? ) and the foreskin was not only made of green leaves but I couldn't pull it back very far because it felt as if it were going to rip. I had leafy dick phimosis.

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You love me.... you really love me.

Last night, I dreamed I saw someone who'd been in an accident and sustained horrible injuries to the face. As the dream went on, I realized that I was the one whose face had been destroyed.

No more Boardwalk Empire before bed.

I've been having wonderful sexual dreams lately... the the damn alarm clock sounds.

when I have sex dreams, 99% of the time it is with someone I'd never have sex with in a million years

In fact my dreams in general are pretty gross and unwanted

paintedlady said:

johnart said:

Last night I dreamt that I woke up with foreskin. I'm cut. ( Hi, I'm TMI, have we met?? ) and the foreskin was not only made of green leaves but I couldn't pull it back very far because it felt as if it were going to rip. I had leafy dick phimosis.

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You love me.... you really love me.

The other night I dreamed that one of my developmentally disabled students (who has violent rages in real life) was at my front door, trying to get in my house. She was yelling the names of my kids, trying to get to them. I looked out to the street and my coworker was parked in front of my house, in the van we use to pick up and drop off our students. Suddenly I was outside talking to her, asking her why she would bring this person to my house?? She whispered fiercely, "Get DOWN! Lie facedown on the driveway, NOW! You HAVE to!" I was all WTF but did as she said. I remember my face against the pavement, then I woke up.

I had a weird one this morning:

I was sitting in the audience watching a Tori Amos performance and she stops midway through the first song and starts reciting the weather forecast (I had fallen asleep watching the morning news). And after the forecast was over, she walks offstage and that was the end of the show. I nearly fall out of my chair laughing and get up and go to the restroom. Tori is in there waiting for me and to my surprise, I tell her, "I just had to see you after that insane performance" and give her the biggest kiss on the lips. Apparently we were in some kind of secret relationship and probably arranged to meet there, although I was not aware of it while watching myself act out the script for this crazy dream.

I have no idea where this secret celeb affair theme came from.