Hump day

... over the hump

Balls. Boa constructor.

Balls.

Balls.

rectory

homeowner

sextuplet

analyze

PunkMistress said:

rectory

homeowner

sextuplet

analyze

Yeah at analyze. I say that a lot and everytime I be like hmm. I do have someone I wish to analyze actually. To study...

To study.

Beaches

As in "we've got lots of nice beaches in Florida".

To me it always sounds like another, similar-sounding word...

when people talk abouit being "rear-ended" in traffic

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Where I work, there are shelves that move to save space.

I started to move a shelf when someone was putting a folder away in that aisle, advising her she can stand there just holding the folder while the shelf moves back and slides on top.

She just started laughing.

More golf...

Want me to wash your balls for you?

CHIC0 said:

"stick it in" and "pull it out" are terms used on a daily basis at work. and those are tame.

don't ask...

Dickie

Those fake turtle neck things.

For some reason I always crack up when somebody their gonna put a "dickie" on.

CHIC0 said:

"stick it in" and "pull it out" are terms used on a daily basis at work. and those are tame.

don't ask...

And thrust?

to riff off Tinaz answer... when I install awnings I use caulk all the time. I've found it a little unusual to talk about caulk in front of my clients but they want to know what kind of caulk and how much caulk I use. It's even weirder when I ask my assistant to hand me the caulk or put fresh caulk in the caulk gun

RenHoek said:

to riff off Tinaz answer... when I install awnings I use caulk all the time. I've found it a little unusual to talk about caulk in front of my clients but they want to know what kind of caulk and how much caulk I use. It's even weirder when I ask my assistant to hand me the caulk or put fresh caulk in the caulk gun

See, its an akward word!

Lisa10 said:

CHIC0 said:

"stick it in" and "pull it out" are terms used on a daily basis at work. and those are tame.

don't ask...

And thrust?

not so much. lol

but there are a lot of 'stiffs' around.

As mentioned in another thread I live in Utah.

One of my co-workers went to a Ward (church) game night over the weekend where they played board games. I can't think of the name of the game, but it's a short version of a game that can take a very long time to play, and it's somewhat like charades where you have to get your teammates to guess a word without using certain words to describe it.

Her word was flacid.

She came to work yesterday and we all laughed at how horribly we'd corrupted her. She could not think of anything not penis related to describe that word.

Nothinbutjoy said:

As mentioned in another thread I live in Utah.

One of my co-workers went to a Ward (church) game night over the weekend where they played board games. I can't think of the name of the game, but it's a short version of a game that can take a very long time to play, and it's somewhat like charades where you have to get your teammates to guess a word without using certain words to describe it.

Her word was flacid.

She came to work yesterday and we all laughed at how horribly we'd corrupted her. She could not think of anything not penis related to describe that word.

Flaccid.

"sticky" oh yes that will do it for me

also

"smells fishy" --- ha ha ha ROFLMAO!!

looking at a skyscraper "what a huge erection" oh yes.....

Genesia said:

Nothinbutjoy said:

As mentioned in another thread I live in Utah.

One of my co-workers went to a Ward (church) game night over the weekend where they played board games. I can't think of the name of the game, but it's a short version of a game that can take a very long time to play, and it's somewhat like charades where you have to get your teammates to guess a word without using certain words to describe it.

Her word was flacid.

She came to work yesterday and we all laughed at how horribly we'd corrupted her. She could not think of anything not penis related to describe that word.

Flaccid.

Hummer, as in the car. Does it everytime for me.

Load.

I have to do a load right now (laundry)

I aint thinkin clothes

"low-hanging fruit"

It's amazing how thick and hard cucumbers grow.

I didn't know Dick Gregory used to be a comic before he thrust himself into civil rights.

Into the Night was a good movie.

Faster Pussy Cat Kill Kill was hilarious.

I can't think of any words that trigger a filthy mind. Sorry.

tinaz said:

RenHoek said:

to riff off Tinaz answer... when I install awnings I use caulk all the time. I've found it a little unusual to talk about caulk in front of my clients but they want to know what kind of caulk and how much caulk I use. It's even weirder when I ask my assistant to hand me the caulk or put fresh caulk in the caulk gun

See, its an akward word!

My wife was in a a toy store with the kids once and was looking at some sort of marker that let kids draw on the wall during a bath. A woman rushed over and told her "don't buy that it stained my husbands caulk" ...she had to walk away.

When I worked at Home Depot a guy came in and said to the woman behind the service desk "if I was caulk where would I hide". I told her she should call the cops.

Last week after working on the car I told my wife I had to put some fluid in my rear end

paintsprayer said:

Last week after working on the car I told my wife I had to put some fluid in my rear end

I saw a hairy pussy cat the other day. It made me think about how people need to check the oil in their car by observing the oil on their dipstick. It also made me think about why it took so long fot BP to plug the hole in that well in the Gulf. Then I noticed a picture on the wall tilting awkwardly, so I had to mount the frame again. Then I had a flashback to this spring, when the volcano in Iceland erupted and spilled its lava all over.

paintsprayer said:

tinaz said:

See, its an akward word!

My wife was in a a toy store with the kids once and was looking at some sort of marker that let kids draw on the wall during a bath. A woman rushed over and told her "don't buy that it stained my husbands caulk" ...she had to walk away.

When I worked at Home Depot a guy came in and said to the woman behind the service desk "if I was caulk where would I hide". I told her she should call the cops.

y'all nuts!