So i guess im long over due for a thread....

i was inspired by some of my fellow orgers to not lurk anymore lol yes ive been lurking...

so this thread is dedicated to all the innocent words that are said in innocent conversations that auto trigger a dirty thought.. yes i admit this has been happening to me alot lately... ive had my head in the gutter big time lately...

so here we go this was my conversation today...

it was a girls birthday at work and she says...

did you have one of those cupcakes? they are so good and moist ...

so thats triggered a hardcore laugh followed by a dirty thought...

i cant help myself whenever i hear the word moist my mind immediatly goes straight to the gutter...

anybody else wanna share an innocent word gone dirty?

also whenever i call to my husband to come help me with something and he responds... "ok hunny im coming" i always sniker to myself and grin an evil smile...

deep thoughts with insatiable3

i would for you all to add to this.. im sure some of you all have some good ones

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i use "moist" a lot. usually when i love something. i.e. this song makes me moist. but i've also been told to never use that word again.

guys can get moist about things too.

so instead of moist- can we use mildew?

for e.g.

this song is making me mildew

i am so mildew right now.

baroque said:

so instead of moist- can we use mildew?

for e.g.

this song is making me mildew

i am so mildew right now.

@ both of you

baroque said:

so instead of moist- can we use mildew?

for e.g.

this song is making me mildew

i am so mildew right now.

damp would also work

ZombieKitten said:

baroque said:

so instead of moist- can we use mildew?

for e.g.

this song is making me mildew

i am so mildew right now.

damp would also work

lol example: baby when you kiss me like that you make me so DAMP omg hilarious

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insatiable3 said:

ZombieKitten said:

damp would also work

lol example: baby when you kiss me like that you make me so DAMP omg hilarious

[Edited 8/30/10 21:24pm]

this cake is so damp!

ZombieKitten said:

insatiable3 said:

lol example: baby when you kiss me like that you make me so DAMP omg hilarious

[Edited 8/30/10 21:24pm]

this cake is so damp!

hell yeah

such filth.

this thread made me moist...

ok here is another one:

dont forget if you dont want those hinges to rust you have to lubricate them

or make sure you fully lubricate your tooth brush

ima die

RenHoek said:

this thread made me moist...

omg lmfao

insatiable3 said:

ok here is another one:

dont forget if you dont want those hinges to rust you have to lubricate them

or make sure you fully lubricate your tooth brush

ima die

finding it hard to turn on the missus?

call:

ok another one:

that was a very stimulating experience..

that water pressure feels so stimulating..

ZombieKitten said:

insatiable3 said:

ok here is another one:

dont forget if you dont want those hinges to rust you have to lubricate them

or make sure you fully lubricate your tooth brush

ima die

finding it hard to turn on the missus?

call:

The PA announcements at my job. "More bang for your buck!"

"stick it in" and "pull it out" are terms used on a daily basis at work. and those are tame.

don't ask...

CHIC0 said:

"stick it in" and "pull it out" are terms used on a daily basis at work. and those are tame.

don't ask...

ok i gotta ask where do you work thats hilarious

funkycat00 said:

The PA announcements at my job. "More bang for your buck!"

magical just magical

insatiable3 said:

ok here is another one:

dont forget if you dont want those hinges to rust you have to lubricate them

or make sure you fully lubricate your tooth brush

ima die

First word that came to mind for me.

I always thought it was nice of Walmart to have a Tire and Lube center. They really go that extra mile.

When hubby told me today he was feeling Hot I had dirty thoughts

He had actually been sitting outside in the heat for a bit too long

Suck, squeeze, bang, blow.

Engine talk.

now that's a hard one

chocolatehandles said:

now that's a hard one

thank you

luv4u said:

When hubby told me today he was feeling Hot I had dirty thoughts

He had actually been sitting outside in the heat for a bit too long

throbbing

diddle ?

Everytime I hear "caulk" I never hear the "L"...

Most commonly heard on the putting green...

Get in the hole!