A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settle in, he glaced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or pleasure?"

She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston."

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs. Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?"

"Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths abuout sexuality."

"Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?"

"Well," she explained, "One popular myth is that African American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact, it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Mexican descent who are best. I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern redneck."

Suddenly the woman becam a little uncomfortable and blushed, "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all this with you. I don't even know your name."

"Tonto," the man said. "Tonto Gonzales, but my friends call me Bubba."

She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston."

:looks up info at the Hynes Convention Center:

LOL!!! Thanks for the giggle

My 70-year-old cousin sends me some of the funniest jokes. I call him my own personal "dirty old man." He emailed this joke to me this morning. Of course I'm at work and hollared when I finished reading it. Fortunately, I was alone in my office at the time.

Shyra said:

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settle in, he glaced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or pleasure?"

She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston."

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs. Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?"

"Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths abuout sexuality."

"Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?"

"Well," she explained, "One popular myth is that African American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact, it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Mexican descent who are best. I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern redneck."

Suddenly the woman becam a little uncomfortable and blushed, "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all this with you. I don't even know your name."

"Tonto," the man said. "Tonto Gonzales, but my friends call me Bubba."

jstarr010 said:

Totally made my night. Thanks.

Glad you liked it. We all need a good belly laugh to release the tension.