I want to say the politically correct thing here...but probably yes.....

And for the record....I am just gonna throw out how sorry I am that I wasn't around Lisa10 when she was younger....just sayin'....

[Edited 8/31/10 5:22am]

Ottensen said:

Dave1992 said:

And even if I was stupid and gross enough to fuck an unknown, unshaved pussy, I'd never get crabs because I'm shaved myself. So: FAIL to you!

Sorry to break it to ya, but buuull-fucking shit, kiddo.

One of my care-free adventurous friends already went that route and to no avail, woke up the next day (after a rather randy adventure with a FINE ass man) with sesame seeds attached to her crotch. She thought they were ingrown hair pimples until she tried to remove them...and then they started moving. Like I said the man who picked her up was GORGEOUS, charming, well spoken, and everything that looks like it would read well on paper, but it wasn't worth having getting a skankity sesame seed cooch for it...and she keeps her shit NAIRed.

I just wonder why people are dopey enough to even risk it. Before I let a man dip inside of this, I need to know that I'm not going to get Herpes, Gonnorhea, Syphilis, Crabs, Trichomonas, HPV, Pelvic Inflammatory Disease, Chlamydia or any of the rest of it. Condoms break, so I need to know where you've been flinging your penis before you got here. if I don't see some level of discernment on behalf of the other person , trust and believe my vag-ine is not one that they need to to be touching, licking,humping kissing, none of that, no way. Far as I'm concerned mofos like that could be blindfolded and dipping their d**ks in battery acid and they wouldn't care (initially, at least )as long as they're getting their tips wet.. and I say to hell with that, it is not for me.

You know how thy always say life is short? Well no it's not. It's actually pretty long, especially when you make bad decisions that you have to live with for the rest of your time here on this planet. That being said, I plan on keeping the one pu**y I got tight, right, and crawling crab- speckle free , thanks. I'm about to hit 40, which puts me right smack in sexual peak phase; the last thing I'm about to do is expose my snatch to a bunch of metaphorical free radicals for one night when I know I have the opportunity to enjoy the next 10 years of damn good sex minus coochie crustaceans, blistering sores, and a stab at infertility. But for y'all that are into that, Hell- more power to ya. Everything is not for everybody , I just know what's right for moi.

SEASAME SEED COOCH!!!

the thing about it kids, is that taking those type risks are a lil bit less risky the younger you are. There should be a cut-off age cause when you get into your late 30's or 40's theres probably been a whole lot of puzzy that came between you (females of course) and your charming soon to invade you dyck. ...

* let me see, soap and water, check. listerine, check. alcohol, bleach, peroxide....CHECK?!!

hmmm... maybe just me and my guitar tonight.

truth be told however, i did have sex with who my family thought was a stranger and had to get fucked up for it, even though i had been knowing the cat for some years!!!!!

tinaz said:

Ottensen said:

Sorry to break it to ya, but buuull-fucking shit, kiddo.

One of my care-free adventurous friends already went that route and to no avail, woke up the next day (after a rather randy adventure with a FINE ass man) with sesame seeds attached to her crotch. She thought they were ingrown hair pimples until she tried to remove them...and then they started moving. Like I said the man who picked her up was GORGEOUS, charming, well spoken, and everything that looks like it would read well on paper, but it wasn't worth having getting a skankity sesame seed cooch for it...and she keeps her shit NAIRed.

I just wonder why people are dopey enough to even risk it. Before I let a man dip inside of this, I need to know that I'm not going to get Herpes, Gonnorhea, Syphilis, Crabs, Trichomonas, HPV, Pelvic Inflammatory Disease, Chlamydia or any of the rest of it. Condoms break, so I need to know where you've been flinging your penis before you got here. if I don't see some level of discernment on behalf of the other person , trust and believe my vag-ine is not one that they need to to be touching, licking,humping kissing, none of that, no way. Far as I'm concerned mofos like that could be blindfolded and dipping their d**ks in battery acid and they wouldn't care (initially, at least )as long as they're getting their tips wet.. and I say to hell with that, it is not for me.

You know how thy always say life is short? Well no it's not. It's actually pretty long, especially when you make bad decisions that you have to live with for the rest of your time here on this planet. That being said, I plan on keeping the one pu**y I got tight, right, and crawling crab- speckle free , thanks. I'm about to hit 40, which puts me right smack in sexual peak phase; the last thing I'm about to do is expose my snatch to a bunch of metaphorical free radicals for one night when I know I have the opportunity to enjoy the next 10 years of damn good sex minus coochie crustaceans, blistering sores, and a stab at infertility. But for y'all that are into that, Hell- more power to ya. Everything is not for everybody , I just know what's right for moi.

SEASAME SEED COOCH!!!

Yes, Gurl.

Sesame.

Seed.

Cooch.

Ottensen said:

tinaz said:

SEASAME SEED COOCH!!!

Yes, Gurl.

Sesame.

Seed.

Cooch.

I may never eat Seasame chicken again!

tinaz said:

Ottensen said:

Yes, Gurl.

Sesame.

Seed.

Cooch.

I may never eat Seasame chicken again!

or pussy....

Never. I only have sex with my bf. I don't want to be one of those people who get saddled with a disease! Not that all strangers have diseases, but cmon. I don't want HIV or Syphllis or even crabs. It doesn't interest me. Plus the idea of a stranger touching me just disgusts me, sexually or not.

As tempting as it may be....hell no.

shootindabreeze said:

I want to say the politically correct thing here...but probably yes.....

And for the record....I am just gonna throw out how sorry I am that I wasn't around Lisa10 when she was younger....just sayin'....

[Edited 8/31/10 5:22am]

I may have slept with people I didn't know, but not a single one of them were douchebags.

Ottensen said:

Dave1992 said:

And even if I was stupid and gross enough to fuck an unknown, unshaved pussy, I'd never get crabs because I'm shaved myself. So: FAIL to you!

Sorry to break it to ya, but buuull-fucking shit, kiddo.

One of my care-free adventurous friends already went that route and to no avail, woke up the next day (after a rather randy adventure with a FINE ass man) with sesame seeds attached to her crotch. She thought they were ingrown hair pimples until she tried to remove them...and then they started moving. Like I said the man who picked her up was GORGEOUS, charming, well spoken, and everything that looks like it would read well on paper, but it wasn't worth having getting a skankity sesame seed cooch for it...and she keeps her shit NAIRed.

I just wonder why people are dopey enough to even risk it. Before I let a man dip inside of this, I need to know that I'm not going to get Herpes, Gonnorhea, Syphilis, Crabs, Trichomonas, HPV, Pelvic Inflammatory Disease, Chlamydia or any of the rest of it. Condoms break, so I need to know where you've been flinging your penis before you got here. if I don't see some level of discernment on behalf of the other person , trust and believe my vag-ine is not one that they need to to be touching, licking,humping kissing, none of that, no way. Far as I'm concerned mofos like that could be blindfolded and dipping their d**ks in battery acid and they wouldn't care (initially, at least )as long as they're getting their tips wet.. and I say to hell with that, it is not for me.

You know how thy always say life is short? Well no it's not. It's actually pretty long, especially when you make bad decisions that you have to live with for the rest of your time here on this planet. That being said, I plan on keeping the one pu**y I got tight, right, and crawling crab- speckle free , thanks. I'm about to hit 40, which puts me right smack in sexual peak phase; the last thing I'm about to do is expose my snatch to a bunch of metaphorical free radicals for one night when I know I have the opportunity to enjoy the next 10 years of damn good sex minus coochie crustaceans, blistering sores, and a stab at infertility. But for y'all that are into that, Hell- more power to ya. Everything is not for everybody , I just know what's right for moi.

blackbob said:

tinaz said:

I may never eat Seasame chicken again!

or pussy....

tinaz said:

blackbob said:

or pussy....

blackbob said:

If someone you found attractive came up to you wherever and said to you that they found you very attractive and would you sleep with them no strings attached . . Would you do it ? . . . And no one would ever know ? . .

it's not my usual MO. but, i'd keep an open mind if it were the right kind of connection going on

NMuzakNSoul said:

Ottensen said:

Sorry to break it to ya, but buuull-fucking shit, kiddo.

One of my care-free adventurous friends already went that route and to no avail, woke up the next day (after a rather randy adventure with a FINE ass man) with sesame seeds attached to her crotch. She thought they were ingrown hair pimples until she tried to remove them...and then they started moving. Like I said the man who picked her up was GORGEOUS, charming, well spoken, and everything that looks like it would read well on paper, but it wasn't worth having getting a skankity sesame seed cooch for it...and she keeps her shit NAIRed.

I just wonder why people are dopey enough to even risk it. Before I let a man dip inside of this, I need to know that I'm not going to get Herpes, Gonnorhea, Syphilis, Crabs, Trichomonas, HPV, Pelvic Inflammatory Disease, Chlamydia or any of the rest of it. Condoms break, so I need to know where you've been flinging your penis before you got here. if I don't see some level of discernment on behalf of the other person , trust and believe my vag-ine is not one that they need to to be touching, licking,humping kissing, none of that, no way. Far as I'm concerned mofos like that could be blindfolded and dipping their d**ks in battery acid and they wouldn't care (initially, at least )as long as they're getting their tips wet.. and I say to hell with that, it is not for me.

You know how thy always say life is short? Well no it's not. It's actually pretty long, especially when you make bad decisions that you have to live with for the rest of your time here on this planet. That being said, I plan on keeping the one pu**y I got tight, right, and crawling crab- speckle free , thanks. I'm about to hit 40, which puts me right smack in sexual peak phase; the last thing I'm about to do is expose my snatch to a bunch of metaphorical free radicals for one night when I know I have the opportunity to enjoy the next 10 years of damn good sex minus coochie crustaceans, blistering sores, and a stab at infertility. But for y'all that are into that, Hell- more power to ya. Everything is not for everybody , I just know what's right for moi.

Girlfriend got a way with words, doesn't she?

PRRRRRRRRRRREACH! ...

Shyra said:

NMuzakNSoul said:

Girlfriend got a way with words, doesn't she?

Seriously...Actually I didn't expect all of that from Ottie.

ehuffnsd said:

i do it all the time.

Been there, done that. Could write a book about it.

I wouldn't do it now mainly becauseth thought of fucking any man bores the daylights out of me, plus like it's been mentioned, I do worry about STDs.

I make no judgment about people who do it. it's just sex. Big fucking deal.

Lisa10 said:

shootindabreeze said:

I want to say the politically correct thing here...but probably yes.....

And for the record....I am just gonna throw out how sorry I am that I wasn't around Lisa10 when she was younger....just sayin'....

I may have slept with people I didn't know, but not a single one of them were douchebags.

So are you calling ME a douchebag?....

Vendetta1 said:

ehuffnsd said:

i do it all the time.

Been there, done that. Could write a book about it.

I wouldn't do it now mainly becauseth thought of fucking any man bores the daylights out of me, plus like it's been mentioned, I do worry about STDs.

I make no judgment about people who do it. it's just sex. Big fucking deal.

someone really speical walked back into myself so who knows i may be giving it up soon myself.

rbrpm said:

AIDS and NO!

or an STD

shootindabreeze said:

Lisa10 said:

I may have slept with people I didn't know, but not a single one of them were douchebags.

So are you calling ME a douchebag?....

Yes.

trust and believe, i wont be sleepin wit none a you strange mufukkas...

nah, never even offered me a drink. if i'm out i'm generally wanting to get pished

Hell, the majority of men that I've slept with have been strangers. I have them and never see them again. Many of them, I never even asked their name. What's the point? They are going to tell you a lie anyway and besides, it's not their name that I want.

vainandy said:

Hell, the majority of men that I've slept with have been strangers. I have them and never see them again. Many of them, I never even asked their name. What's the point? They are going to tell you a lie anyway and besides, it's not their name that I want.

Maneater!!!

Absolutely not. Well, not until the check clears.

.

[Edited 12/2/10 23:24pm]