I cry over every terrible haircut.

The worst haircut I ever had called for more than just crying. This fucking bitch scalped one side of my head.

I bought a pint of ice cream, a bottle of wine and some bubble bath, and sat in the tub bawling and consoling myself with cold, creamy fat and sugar, washed down with sweet sweet alcohol.

PunkMistress said:

I cry over every terrible haircut.

The worst haircut I ever had called for more than just crying. This fucking bitch scalped one side of my head.

I bought a pint of ice cream, a bottle of wine and some bubble bath, and sat in the tub bawling and consoling myself with cold, creamy fat and sugar, washed down with sweet sweet alcohol.

that's a fragile psyche for someone who scored a 99 on a self-worth test.

whistle said:

PunkMistress said:

I cry over every terrible haircut.

The worst haircut I ever had called for more than just crying. This fucking bitch scalped one side of my head.

I bought a pint of ice cream, a bottle of wine and some bubble bath, and sat in the tub bawling and consoling myself with cold, creamy fat and sugar, washed down with sweet sweet alcohol.

that's a fragile psyche for someone who scored a 99 on a self-worth test.

When I used to have long hair I used to dream it was short and in my dreams I would cry and cry, and I would wake up with a lump in my throat. I don't think I've had a cut THAT bad I cried in real life, even after the countless princess di cuts "pageboy" the hairdresser called it. I should have known by his bubblegum pink cadillac that I shouldn't have trusted him, but my mum was in love with him

JustErin said:

sextonseven said:

Where's the new photo?

I'm still sad, though.

I havent cried over a bad cut, but I have cried over a bad perm back in the day... remember those apple pectin perms... they were all the rage!

Shorty said:

JustErin said:

I'm still sad, though.

I think it looks good. More "mom" like...but still good.

Hahahahaha!

I quit.

JustErin said:

Shorty said:

I think it looks good. More "mom" like...but still good.

Hahahahaha!

I quit.

JustErin said:

the style of it doesn't look so bad

but i would be bothered that it kept my head titlted like that

your neck is sure to be sore

you look like you need sleep

JustErin said:

Shorty said:

I think it looks good. More "mom" like...but still good.

Hahahahaha!

I quit.

Shorty said:

JustErin said:

Hahahahaha!

I quit.

now all you need is a mini van!

Dont forget the mom jeans!

tinaz said:

Shorty said:

now all you need is a mini van!

Dont forget the mom jeans!

Shorty said:

tinaz said:

Dont forget the mom jeans!

she is gonna kill us!

I think we could out run her... Minivans dont go that fast!

tinaz said:

Shorty said:

she is gonna kill us!

I think we could out run her... Minivans dont go that fast!

Shorty said:

tinaz said:

Dont forget the mom jeans!

she is gonna kill us!

I grew my hair out a couple of years ago, not long after I moved to FL. I got a message from my old boss that said something to the effect of, "It's so nice to see you so happy. It's weird, though, you used to look like this hot lez and now you look like a mom."

I cut my hair off not long after that.

PunkMistress said:

Shorty said:

she is gonna kill us!

I grew my hair out a couple of years ago, not long after I moved to FL. I got a message from my old boss that said something to the effect of, "It's so nice to see you so happy. It's weird, though, you used to look like this hot lez and now you look like a mom."

I cut my hair off not long after that.

PunkMistress said:

Shorty said:

she is gonna kill us!

I grew my hair out a couple of years ago, not long after I moved to FL. I got a message from my old boss that said something to the effect of, "It's so nice to see you so happy. It's weird, though, you used to look like this hot lez and now you look like a mom."

I cut my hair off not long after that.

728huey said:

PunkMistress said:

I grew my hair out a couple of years ago, not long after I moved to FL. I got a message from my old boss that said something to the effect of, "It's so nice to see you so happy. It's weird, though, you used to look like this hot lez and now you look like a mom."

I cut my hair off not long after that.

in that photo she looks fantastic!!

I'm more worried about this recent one

WTF!!!

ZombieKitten said:

728huey said:

in that photo she looks fantastic!!

I'm more worried about this recent one

WTF!!!

whatevs, I bet it shakes like heaven. John Mayer knows what's up.

JerseyKRS said:

ZombieKitten said:

in that photo she looks fantastic!!

I'm more worried about this recent one

WTF!!!

whatevs, I bet it shakes like heaven. John Mayer knows what's up.

I have no issue with HER and her figure, but her WARDROBE

that dress is HORRID

ZombieKitten said:

JerseyKRS said:

whatevs, I bet it shakes like heaven. John Mayer knows what's up.

I have no issue with HER and her figure, but her WARDROBE

that dress is HORRID

the dress comes off, Charlotte.

JerseyKRS said:

ZombieKitten said:

I have no issue with HER and her figure, but her WARDROBE

that dress is HORRID

the dress comes off, Charlotte.

idiot

ZombieKitten said:

in that photo she looks fantastic!!

I'm more worried about this recent one

WTF!!!

and to think she's infamous for

yuk.

JustErin said:

Serious said:

My natural colour doesn''t fit me either although it is supposed to be like that as far as I know.

Isn't it a lot easier to maintain a hair colour that is darker than your natural one than one that is lighter? And a lot less "stress" for the hair too? I wish my natural hair colour was lighter than the one I die my hair and not the other way round.

No, for me it's terrible. My roots literally come in white so they seriously glow next to the dark hair. I was doing my roots every 2 weeks and then....the colour simply stopped taking on the sides of my temple. Now with my hair being light, the white areas are not as noticeable.

Honestly, I always thought you looked the hottest when you had light blond hair and licked DP in videos. Seriously, that shade of blond you were sporting then was totally fucking hot.

Is it normal to cry over an orger crying over their new haircut??

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PunkMistress said:

Shorty said:

she is gonna kill us!

I grew my hair out a couple of years ago, not long after I moved to FL. I got a message from my old boss that said something to the effect of, "It's so nice to see you so happy. It's weird, though, you used to look like this hot lez and now you look like a mom."

I cut my hair off not long after that.

Shorty said:

PunkMistress said:

I grew my hair out a couple of years ago, not long after I moved to FL. I got a message from my old boss that said something to the effect of, "It's so nice to see you so happy. It's weird, though, you used to look like this hot lez and now you look like a mom."

I cut my hair off not long after that.

someone at work once told me my new hair cut looked like a soccer mom hair cut. I was not pleased.

That Bitch hates you for sure!!!!

Deadflow3r said:

Shorty said:

someone at work once told me my new hair cut looked like a soccer mom hair cut. I was not pleased.

That Bitch hates you for sure!!!!

ZombieKitten said:

728huey said:

in that photo she looks fantastic!!

If I remember correctly, she was criticized harshly for wearing MOM JEANS in this photo. Is that why you think she looks fantastic?