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Rememeber when the missionary position was enough Now I like to be on the bottom with my woman on top ...or...or...
Is their ever a virgin who doesn't use the missionary as their very first position? "Climb in my fur." | |
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No... I don't remember when the missionary position was enough. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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I guess it was only enough for the first time..or maybe up to the tenth..Im only being honest here..nobody can discuss sex? Hmmm. "Climb in my fur." | |
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The missionary position is good for about three things. Other than that, who needs it? | |
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rdhull said: Is their ever a virgin who doesn't use the missionary as their very first position?
Doubt it. But we learn, don't we? Oh yes.       
  
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What does this have to do with loving Jesus and God and spreading the word of everlasting love?!
Filling a missionary position is a great thing! Convert some heathens to the everlasting light! -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: What does this have to do with loving Jesus and God and spreading the word of everlasting love?!
Well the very first time me and ___ kept saying "oh god...oh god..oh god, I'm gonna..."...God was very much a part of it  "Climb in my fur." | |
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rdhull said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: What does this have to do with loving Jesus and God and spreading the word of everlasting love?!
Well the very first time me and ___ kept saying "oh god...oh god..oh god, I'm gonna..."...God was very much a part of it Wow, well, as long as you let God in on it. God is a very sexual person. -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: rdhull said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: What does this have to do with loving Jesus and God and spreading the word of everlasting love?!
Well the very first time me and ___ kept saying "oh god...oh god..oh god, I'm gonna..."...God was very much a part of it Wow, well, as long as you let God in on it. God is a very sexual person. He made me funky..and horny. He did this to me. "Climb in my fur." | |
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Missionary? do people still do those? _______________________________
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For whatever it's worth, I'm sorry. | |
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MissCute said: Missionary? do people still do those?
Not in the chat room... that shit is freaky! :LOL: SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: What does this have to do with loving Jesus and God and spreading the word of everlasting love?!
Filling a missionary position is a great thing! Convert some heathens to the everlasting light! You joke but why is it called "missionary" position? The word literally means one sent to perform a mission, don't see how that ties with horizontal sexual intercourse... | |
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Essence said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: What does this have to do with loving Jesus and God and spreading the word of everlasting love?!
Filling a missionary position is a great thing! Convert some heathens to the everlasting light! You joke but why is it called "missionary" position? The word literally means one sent to perform a mission, don't see how that ties with horizontal sexual intercourse... Sister Betty will you please be still... "Climb in my fur." | |
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Rememeber when masturbation was enough | |
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rdhull said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: What does this have to do with loving Jesus and God and spreading the word of everlasting love?!
Well the very first time me and ___ kept saying "oh god...oh god..oh god, I'm gonna..."...God was very much a part of it My first time was more painful than pleasureable--if there was any "oh gods" from me, they weren't that kind! | |
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AnotherLover2 said: My first time was more painful than pleasureable--if there was any "oh gods" from me, they weren't that kind!
 I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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jnoel said: Rememeber when masturbation was enough
word! but masterbation is still right up there with the real thing sometimes when u cant get it! Backburner baby "Climb in my fur." | |
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AnotherLover2 said: rdhull said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: What does this have to do with loving Jesus and God and spreading the word of everlasting love?!
Well the very first time me and ___ kept saying "oh god...oh god..oh god, I'm gonna..."...God was very much a part of it My first time was more painful than pleasureable--if there was any "oh gods" from me, they weren't that kind! mine had already talked to Busta Hymen before we met. "Jennifa taught me". NBut I can see the first time being painful for females. I feel bad for yall. . [This message was edited Sat Jan 25 14:50:27 PST 2003 by rdhull] "Climb in my fur." | |
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rdhull said: Now I like to be on the bottom with my woman on top ...or...or...
Is their ever a virgin who doesn't use the missionary as their very first position? That statement is as sexist as your picture thingymagiggy under your name. Shame on you! | |
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AzureStar said: The missionary position is good for about three things. Other than that, who needs it?  I guess two only... | |
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DOLPHINA said: rdhull said: Now I like to be on the bottom with my woman on top ...or...or...
Is their ever a virgin who doesn't use the missionary as their very first position? That statement is as sexist as your picture thingymagiggy under your name. Shame on you! No it's not (and I am the Head Feminist in Charge here, thank you!). It's referring more to the lack of sexual experience of both parties, that the missionary position is utilized. | |
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DOLPHINA said: rdhull said: Now I like to be on the bottom with my woman on top ...or...or...
Is their ever a virgin who doesn't use the missionary as their very first position? That statement is as sexist as your picture thingymagiggy under your name. Shame on you! How is that sexist?--the missionary includes both the male and female being in a certain position..shut up and quit digging for something deeper, Im the least sexit mf you'll ever know..And even if it was sexist so fucking what? Get over it. And what picture are u babbling about?Im reporting you. . [This message was edited Sat Jan 25 14:56:33 PST 2003 by rdhull] "Climb in my fur." | |
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AnotherLover2 said: DOLPHINA said: rdhull said: Now I like to be on the bottom with my woman on top ...or...or...
Is their ever a virgin who doesn't use the missionary as their very first position? That statement is as sexist as your picture thingymagiggy under your name. Shame on you! No it's not (and I am the Head Feminist in Charge here, thank you!). It's referring more to the lack of sexual experience of both parties, that the missionary position is utilized.  | |
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rdhull said: And what picture are u babbling about?
The Rolling Stone Tongue. She wants you to lick her dorsil fin! ==========================
LICK MY MAJIK NIPPLE!!! | |
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rdhull said: DOLPHINA said: rdhull said: Now I like to be on the bottom with my woman on top ...or...or...
Is their ever a virgin who doesn't use the missionary as their very first position? That statement is as sexist as your picture thingymagiggy under your name. Shame on you! How is that sexist?--the missionary includes both the male and female being in a certain position..shut up and quit digging for something deeper, Im the least sexit mf you'll ever know..And even if it was sexist so fucking what? Get over it. And what picture are u babbling about?Im reporting you. 
Be that way! . [This message was edited Sat Jan 25 14:56:33 PST 2003 by rdhull] | |
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DOLPHINA said: SEE! SEE!? Dolphin isnt new!!! I told ya..I tolds ya! Im reporting this!! "Climb in my fur." | |
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Boob said: rdhull said: And what picture are u babbling about?
The Rolling Stone Tongue. She wants you to lick her dorsil fin! I'll lick the chrome offa hitch if its sexy much less a dorsal fin..bring it here...and the tongue is yes RS trade mark--and yes..they are very sexist. Rock on. "Climb in my fur." | |
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rdhull said: DOLPHINA said: SEE! SEE!? Dolphin isnt new!!! I told ya..I tolds ya! Im reporting this!! Consider your self pink slipped hull! SEE! SEE SEENIOR | |
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DOLPHINA said: rdhull said: DOLPHINA said: SEE! SEE!? Dolphin isnt new!!! I told ya..I tolds ya! Im reporting this!! Consider your self pink slipped hull! SEE! SEE SEENIOR Im telling!!! This is boolshit! "Climb in my fur." | |
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