guy comes back from holiday with his mates with a cock - sucking frog which he hands to his wife as soon as he gets home.....his wife says to him '' and what the f**k do you expect ME to do with it ????? '' ....to which her husband replys...... '' teach it to cook and then F**K OFF !!!!! ''

blackbob said:

guy comes back from holiday with his mates with a cock - sucking frog which he hands to his wife as soon as he gets home.....his wife says to him '' and what the f**k do you expect ME to do with it ????? '' ....to which her husband replys...... '' teach it to cook and then F**K OFF !!!!! ''

i hope u don't mind me adding to this joke.....

......as he really needs to acquire 2 ittle warts

because he has no balls

Sorry...but i am drunk and that's an old joke lol

chocolatehandles said:

blackbob said:

guy comes back from holiday with his mates with a cock - sucking frog which he hands to his wife as soon as he gets home.....his wife says to him '' and what the f**k do you expect ME to do with it ????? '' ....to which her husband replys...... '' teach it to cook and then F**K OFF !!!!! ''

i hope u don't mind me adding to this joke.....

......as he really needs to acquire 2 ittle warts

because he has no balls

Sorry...but i am drunk and that's an old joke lol