thekidsgirl said:

Yuck! Never

When I was a kid, my grandmother said, "If you swallow your gum, it will stay in your stomach forever and get tangled in your food."

or grow a gum tree in your stomach!

What's a gum whore?

Nikademus said:

johnart said:

Fine, I'll be the only person in the world who ever swalloed his gum.

I said I did!!

You did. But you said it was out of necessity, not some bizarre compulsion.

JustErin said:

johnart said:

Fine, I'll be the only person in the world who ever swalloed his gum.

Weirdo.

I just spit it out on the street, which is probably way more gross.

Genesia said:

johnart said:

...your gum WHORES!!! Your gum!

I do.

OMG - me, too!

connorhawke said:

What's a gum whore?

Hey handsome!

johnart said:

Genesia said:

OMG - me, too!

That's why we're soulmates.

Genesia said:

johnart said:

That's why we're soulmates.

JustErin said:

johnart said:

Fine, I'll be the only person in the world who ever swalloed his gum.

Weirdo.

I just spit it out on the street, which is probably way more gross.

chocolate1 said:

JustErin said:

Weirdo.

I just spit it out on the street, which is probably way more gross.

If it gets on my Michael Kors shoes...

I don't even chew gum. Gum is a total waste of my time.

And I feel the same way about gum-smackers as I do about coffee-slurpers. I wanna smack 'em all upside the head.

(I sound bitter about gum. I don't mean to.)

Efan said:

I don't even chew gum. Gum is a total waste of my time.

And I feel the same way about gum-smackers as I do about coffee-slurpers. I wanna smack 'em all upside the head.

(I sound bitter about gum. I don't mean to.)

I feel EXACTLY the same way.

my dirty old mind went right to the bedroom.

I try not to swallow my gum. Sometimes when I trip or something excites me, down the old tube it goes. Usually, my gum ends up in paper in the trash. (Or on the floor. )

Efan said:

I don't even chew gum. Gum is a total waste of my time.

And I feel the same way about gum-smackers as I do about coffee-slurpers. I wanna smack 'em all upside the head.

(I sound bitter about gum. I don't mean to.)

I'm brewin coffee and stockin up on gum in anticipation of your arrival.

CarrieMpls said:

Efan said:

I don't even chew gum. Gum is a total waste of my time.

And I feel the same way about gum-smackers as I do about coffee-slurpers. I wanna smack 'em all upside the head.

(I sound bitter about gum. I don't mean to.)

I feel EXACTLY the same way.

Me, three. About the smacking, I mean.

When I chew gum, it's usually of limited duration. Like...for a few minutes after I eat lunch. Or if I've had coffee during the day. Or if I'm going to get my hair or nails done after work and I haven't had a chance to brush my teeth since the morning.

I also like to chew gum when I ride my bike because it helps to keep my mouth from getting dried out - so I don't have to stop for water as often.

johnart said:

Efan said:

I don't even chew gum. Gum is a total waste of my time.

And I feel the same way about gum-smackers as I do about coffee-slurpers. I wanna smack 'em all upside the head.

(I sound bitter about gum. I don't mean to.)

I'm brewin coffee and stockin up on gum in anticipation of your arrival.

I plan to be drunk that whole weekend anyway. I'm a jovial drunk, so we should be fine.

NO! Yuck! Yucky!

Efan said:

johnart said:

I'm brewin coffee and stockin up on gum in anticipation of your arrival.

I plan to be drunk that whole weekend anyway. I'm a jovial drunk, so we should be fine.

They have bubblegum vodka.

It's gross.

JustErin said:

johnart said:

Fine, I'll be the only person in the world who ever swalloed his gum.

Weirdo.

I just spit it out on the street, which is probably way more gross.

I never do that. When someone offers me gum I always save the wrapper to put it back into when I'm finished and then throw it away in a trash receptacle.

You're nasty.

johnart said:

Efan said:

I plan to be drunk that whole weekend anyway. I'm a jovial drunk, so we should be fine.

They have bubblegum vodka.

It's gross.

I'm glad you said that last part. It saved me a

Genesia said:

johnart said:

They have bubblegum vodka.

It's gross.

I'm glad you said that last part. It saved me a

We sampled it at one of the local liquor stores. THANK GAWD we didn't pay good money for it.

johnart said:

Genesia said:

I'm glad you said that last part. It saved me a

We sampled it at one of the local liquor stores. THANK GAWD we didn't pay good money for it.

What could you mix it with, anyway?

Speaking of which, did you know that if you mix vodka, orange juice and Diet Rite white grape soda, it tastes just like a circus peanut?

sextonseven said:

JustErin said:

Weirdo.

I just spit it out on the street, which is probably way more gross.

I never do that. When someone offers me gum I always save the wrapper to put it back into when I'm finished and then throw it away in a trash receptacle.

You're nasty.

I am indeed.

Genesia said:

johnart said:

We sampled it at one of the local liquor stores. THANK GAWD we didn't pay good money for it.

What could you mix it with, anyway?

Speaking of which, did you know that if you mix vodka, orange juice and Diet Rite white grape soda, it tastes just like a circus peanut?

OMG my mom lovvvvvved circus peanuts. Me...not so much.

But I'd try it.

I don't know what the hell you'd mix the bubblegum vodka with. The samples were straight.

johnart said:

Genesia said:

What could you mix it with, anyway?

Speaking of which, did you know that if you mix vodka, orange juice and Diet Rite white grape soda, it tastes just like a circus peanut?

OMG my mom lovvvvvved circus peanuts. Me...not so much.

But I'd try it.

I don't know what the hell you'd mix the bubblegum vodka with. The samples were straight.

That made the hair stand up on the back of my neck.

johnart said:

Genesia said:

What could you mix it with, anyway?

Speaking of which, did you know that if you mix vodka, orange juice and Diet Rite white grape soda, it tastes just like a circus peanut?

OMG my mom lovvvvvved circus peanuts. Me...not so much.

But I'd try it.

I don't know what the hell you'd mix the bubblegum vodka with. The samples were straight.

I'm imagining some kind of bubbletini fiasco, which makes me want to barftini.

Efan said:

johnart said:

OMG my mom lovvvvvved circus peanuts. Me...not so much.

But I'd try it.

I don't know what the hell you'd mix the bubblegum vodka with. The samples were straight.

I'm imagining some kind of bubbletini fiasco, which makes me want to barftini.

<--- bubbletini

johnart said:

ZombieKitten said:

you should never swallow it, it will get stuck to the inside of your bum

Liar. I've never blown a bubble while trying to take a dump.

I have. It sucked cause I have a hairy ass.

CuddlyBear said:

johnart said:

Liar. I've never blown a bubble while trying to take a dump.

I have. It sucked cause I have a hairy ass.

Use peanut butter to get gum out of your hair.

Make sure there's no dogs in the room.