paintedlady said:

DesireeNevermind said:

Fresh squeezed semen? Now why I have this vision in my mind of walking up to a naked dude and tuggin' on his nutsack to get fresh squeezed semenade out his schlong. Lawd forgive me my dirty mind! All Princey's fault...damn that nucca!!!

I think semen makes your hair grow.

More like my head being squeezed between his thighs with his legs up in the air... like this " V "

But yeah, its protein rich... one shot is equal to a dozen eggs and only 11 calories.

Low Carb too!

paintedlady said:

SUPRMAN said:

OK!

And yes, the taste varies with what you eat.

Smoker?! Yuck!!! - The worst.

Alcoholics, taste like their drink of choice . . . .

Don't ask how I know . . . .

Don't forget weed smokers too. BITTER!

Bitter aftertaste to me . . .

Timmy84 said:

paintedlady said:

More like my head being squeezed between his thighs with his legs up in the air... like this " V "

But yeah, its protein rich... one shot is equal to a dozen eggs and only 11 calories.

That's another thing I kept hearing: that it has protein. lol

Protein, sugar and water

DesireeNevermind said:

purpledoveuk said:

Weird and creepy.... But it all seems slightly coincidental to me....she drunk from a bottle of water (and probably countless foods and drinks)got ill but thought nothing of it. Much later the same thing happens (again after many other foods and drinks) and she thinks "hold on I've drunk from a water bottle and I remember getting ill before....I'll pay a fortune and send it off to a laboratory instead of throwing it away like a normal person" He obviously did it....but that's not the full story Who doesn't notice Jizz in water, who has the time and money to hire a laboratory for such a random event....who gets ill after swallowing diluted spunk??? . [Edited 8/18/10 1:01am]

Was wondering the same thing. Obviously she doesn't swallow or she'd be getting sick from her husband's jizz. Or is she just alergic to jizz in the first place? Doesn't excuse the jack off king of the office, but her reaction to the "juice" is suspicious.

uPtoWnNY said:

Timmy84 said:

Well I am too but to do that and put it in a cup and then wait to serve it that's what make it NASTY. I think guys of all orientations have tasted their own sperm though.

Oh, hell naw! I've never kissed a woman after she's performed a certain act on me. That's why they invented foreheads.

Obviously you're an extremely unsanitary person if someone who kissed/licked/sucked a certain part of your anatomy can't kiss you afterwards. In the words of the late/great Redd Foxx, "Kiss it it's as clean as my face."

What a disgusting and evil piece of shit that guy is!

dseann said:

purpledoveuk said:

dseann said:

Was wondering the same thing. Obviously she doesn't swallow or she'd be getting sick from her husband's jizz. Or is she just alergic to jizz in the first place? Doesn't excuse the jack off king of the office, but her reaction to the "juice" is suspicious.

I reckon this idiot told a mate he'd done it, it got back to her and she sent it off for proof but had to say she got sick to explain her suspicions. I mean 'sick' as in vomit etc is to vague...if she got herpes or something then maybe but it doesn't suggest he was carrying anything or that she caught anything

Exactly.

dseann said:

purpledoveuk said:

Weird and creepy.... But it all seems slightly coincidental to me....she drunk from a bottle of water (and probably countless foods and drinks)got ill but thought nothing of it. Much later the same thing happens (again after many other foods and drinks) and she thinks "hold on I've drunk from a water bottle and I remember getting ill before....I'll pay a fortune and send it off to a laboratory instead of throwing it away like a normal person" He obviously did it....but that's not the full story Who doesn't notice Jizz in water, who has the time and money to hire a laboratory for such a random event....who gets ill after swallowing diluted spunk??? . [Edited 8/18/10 1:01am]

Was wondering the same thing. Obviously she doesn't swallow or she'd be getting sick from her husband's jizz. Or is she just alergic to jizz in the first place? Doesn't excuse the jack off king of the office, but her reaction to the "juice" is suspicious.

?

How can you assume she would get sick from her husband's jizz?

All semen is not equal.

She'd know if she were allergic, and if she were that would be more manifest than feeling ill.

Well, maybe her water tasting like semen instead of like pure water is what made her sick.

SUPRMAN said:

Would you unwittingly ingest semen from a possibly diseased coworker (twice) and be flippant over the matter later? Are you sure?

purpledoveuk said:

SUPRMAN said:

?

How can you assume she would get sick from her husband's jizz?

All semen is not equal.

She'd know if she were allergic, and if she were that would be more manifest than feeling ill.

I'll be honest - I've never heard of someone being allergic to semen. Perhaps she's allergic to water and the semen saved her; she should thank him...infact she should be so grateful that she takes another load straight from the source.

[EDITED]

Could you be allergic to your husband's sperm? Crazy as it sounds, between 20,000 and 40,000 women in the United States suffer allergic reactions to their spouse's seminal fluid, Dr. Andrew Goldstein of the University of Cincinnati Medical Center told Abcnews.com.

Within half an hour or so after unprotected intercourse, an allergic woman may develop hives, swollen eyes, diarrhea and even breathing difficulties, says Dr. David Resnick, director of allergy at New York-Presbyterian Hospital Columbia.

Though the consequences can be devastating for a woman trying to become pregnant, it's a treatable condition, according to Abcnews.com.

When newlyweds Julie and Mike Boyde had trouble conceiving and sought medical help from the Cincinnati center, they learned that she might be allergic to her husband's sperm – a condition known as seminal plasma hypersensitivity.

"The body recognizes semen as a foreign protein just as it would recognize a peanut allergy or pollen," Goldstein told Abcnews.com. "So you have swelling, you have itching, you have inflammation of the nerve endings."

The allergy can even start up following a period of abstinence, such as after pregnancy and childbirth, according to Resnick, who treats about 15 such patients in the city. Sometimes the allergy is even misdiagnosed as another vaginal condition or an STD.

The diagnosis is quite easy, Resnick says. "If you have burning and swelling with unprotected intercourse, but not with condoms, you may be allergic to your husband's semen," he explains.

Dr. Jonathan Bernstein, an immunologist at the University of Cincinnati Medical Center, has developed a desensitization treatment, according to Abcnews.com. After figuring out the proteins in Mike Boyde's semen that were causing his wife's allergic reaction, a serum was created from his semen and used like a vaccine to immunize her. She got the injections twice a week for two weeks and then once a week, according to Abcnews.com, and each shot was stronger than the previous one.

Unfortunately, it didn't work for the Boydes. Julie Boyde stopped the injections and the couple is hoping to adopt, according to Abcnews.com.

[EDITED]

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.co...z0xGdmqFVZ

SUPRMAN said:

dseann said:

Was wondering the same thing. Obviously she doesn't swallow or she'd be getting sick from her husband's jizz. Or is she just alergic to jizz in the first place? Doesn't excuse the jack off king of the office, but her reaction to the "juice" is suspicious.

?

How can you assume she would get sick from her husband's jizz?

All semen is not equal.

She'd know if she were allergic, and if she were that would be more manifest than feeling ill.

I've never heard of anyone getting ill from injesting semen. They might get pissed off if they're not warned before ejaculation and having a few drops go down their throats, but I've never heard of anyone getting sick. What I meant was if she never got sick before I could'nt see her getting sick from anyone else's. If I'm wrong, I'm wrong.

dseann said:

SUPRMAN said:

?

How can you assume she would get sick from her husband's jizz?

All semen is not equal.

She'd know if she were allergic, and if she were that would be more manifest than feeling ill.

I've never heard of anyone getting ill from injesting semen. They might get pissed off if they're not warned before ejaculation and having a few drops go down their throats, but I've never heard of anyone getting sick. What I meant was if she never got sick before I could'nt see her getting sick from anyone else's. If I'm wrong, I'm wrong.

I have. Personal experience.

Either nausea/vomiting or . . . .

But, it's always been mild, not stomach flu type ill. But it does get you crossed off my list . . . .

[Edited 8/22/10 12:11pm]

SUPRMAN said:

dseann said:

I've never heard of anyone getting ill from injesting semen. They might get pissed off if they're not warned before ejaculation and having a few drops go down their throats, but I've never heard of anyone getting sick. What I meant was if she never got sick before I could'nt see her getting sick from anyone else's. If I'm wrong, I'm wrong.

I have. Personal experience.

Either nausea/vomiting or . . . .

But, it's always been mild, not stomach flu type ill. But it does get you crossed off my list . . . .

[Edited 8/22/10 12:11pm]