Pr1nceQuik said:

My best friend told me that semen taste good and fresh straight from the penis....if you leave semen in liquid for over 30 mins, it will begin to taste like mustard and vomit mixed together. My best friend is a guy btw. My point is, how on earth did she drink the water without knowing cum was in it? Hmmmmmm.

WTF is your friend playin McGuyver with semen, vomit and water???

[Edited 8/18/10 14:38pm]

DesireeNevermind said:

Everybody ought to smell/taste their own juice at least once so they know what the other party has to contend with. Hell....some of y'all men would do well to sample your goods if for no other reason than to step up your hygeine and diet regimine.

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SHOCKADELICA1 said:

I remember hearing a story about a guy jackin off on the burgers at Burger King. Can't remember what city.

People are disgusting!!

I remember a story from here (the Netherlands) from years ago. Some woman who ate I don't know, something like Kebab and they serve it with garlic mayonaise. She got pretty ill and they examined her stomach content. Seemed it contained about 6 different semen. Can you imagine those jerks all jerking in that pot of mayonaise???

and my brother worked at a decent restaurant in my hometown and the guy who baked the steaks was putting his dick between them (my bro quit immediately), we really don't know what we get on our plate to eat in restaurants. I can't watch those documentaries but my mom sees a lot of them on German tv and people do the most disgusting things with snot, their vajajaj, dick and ass. Why do they even go work in a restaurant

JoeTyler said:

DesireeNevermind said:

Everybody ought to smell/taste their own juice at least once so they know what the other party has to contend with. Hell....some of y'all men would do well to sample your goods if for no other reason than to step up your hygeine and diet regimine.

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and you look completely guilty!

Intense said:

SHOCKADELICA1 said:

I remember hearing a story about a guy jackin off on the burgers at Burger King. Can't remember what city.

People are disgusting!!

I remember a story from here (the Netherlands) from years ago. Some woman who ate I don't know, something like Kebab and they serve it with garlic mayonaise. She got pretty ill and they examined her stomach content. Seemed it contained about 6 different semen. Can you imagine those jerks all jerking in that pot of mayonaise???

and my brother worked at a decent restaurant in my hometown and the guy who baked the steaks was putting his dick between them (my bro quit immediately), we really don't know what we get on our plate to eat in restaurants. I can't watch those documentaries but my mom sees a lot of them on German tv and people do the most disgusting things with snot, their vajajaj, dick and ass. Why do they even go work in a restaurant

My granpa said in his days he heard stories of male cooks putting snot in the mayo. And of course these days we got Ecoli in our spinach which supposedly comes from feces. Farm workers shitting on the veggies?

DesireeNevermind said:

JoeTyler said:

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and you look completely guilty!

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Not everyone enjoys the pale ale!

Lammastide said:

That guy kinda looks like Dan.

I thought so too, but figured maybe it's just me since I don't know him all that well.

I seriously do not want to out to dinner or let anyone anywhere near my food anymore.

Ok except mom.

How did she NOT smell the semen in the water? Semen has a nice smell when its fresh but after a short while, when those suckers start dying off, the semen gets rancid.

Intense said:

purpledoveuk said:

Intense said:

I remember a story from here (the Netherlands) from years ago. Some woman who ate I don't know, something like Kebab and they serve it with garlic mayonaise. She got pretty ill and they examined her stomach content. Seemed it contained about 6 different semen. Can you imagine those jerks all jerking in that pot of mayonaise???

and my brother worked at a decent restaurant in my hometown and the guy who baked the steaks was putting his dick between them (my bro quit immediately), we really don't know what we get on our plate to eat in restaurants. I can't watch those documentaries but my mom sees a lot of them on German tv and people do the most disgusting things with snot, their vajajaj, dick and ass. Why do they even go work in a restaurant

Happened around here at a well known burger chain...guy jizzed in a burger and the girl who ate it got an STI...and that's how they caught the dirty fucker

STI?

paintedlady said:

How did she NOT smell the semen in the water? Semen has a nice smell when its fresh ...

Semen smell and taste is based on the type of food we men consume.

DesireeNevermind said:

Everybody ought to smell/taste their own juice at least once so they know what the other party has to contend with.

I would think you'd be more grateful to receive love juice whenever you wish.

purpledoveuk said:

STI - Sexually Transmitted Infection her mouth went all blistery

Identity said:

paintedlady said:

How did she NOT smell the semen in the water? Semen has a nice smell when its fresh ...

Semen smell and taste is based on the type of food we men consume.

DesireeNevermind said:

Everybody ought to smell/taste their own juice at least once so they know what the other party has to contend with.

I would think you'd be more grateful to receive love juice whenever you wish.

I kept hearing from guys if you eat a lot of fruits and sweets, the cum taste would be sweet. If it was meat, it'll be salty and taste kinda sour. Guess I gotta get more fruits and sweets though I don't eat much sweets.

Timmy84 said:

Identity said:

I would think you'd be more grateful to receive love juice whenever you wish.

I kept hearing from guys if you eat a lot of fruits and sweets, the cum taste would be sweet. If it was meat, it'll be salty and taste kinda sour. Guess I gotta get more fruits and sweets though I don't eat much sweets.

No smoking and drink lots of apple juice and water...no hard liquor.

I know about the diet thing that makes your semen taste differently like Identity mentioned, but ALL semen smells like shit when it dies. Its downright rancid. Unless that semem was freshly squeezed then she should ahve smelled that mess a mile away.

paintedlady said:

Timmy84 said:

I kept hearing from guys if you eat a lot of fruits and sweets, the cum taste would be sweet. If it was meat, it'll be salty and taste kinda sour. Guess I gotta get more fruits and sweets though I don't eat much sweets.

No smoking and drink lots of apple juice and water...no hard liquor.

I know about the diet thing that makes your semen taste differently like Identity mentioned, but ALL semen smells like shit when it dies. Its downright rancid. Unless that semem was freshly squeezed then she should ahve smelled that mess a mile away.

That's why I flush mine's down the sink after wanking like immediately. I hardly do taste it but when I do it's like "yuck, taste like egg yolk". Not a good taste lol

DesireeNevermind said:

Everybody ought to smell/taste their own juice at least once so they know what the other party has to contend with. Hell....some of y'all men would do well to sample your goods if for no other reason than to step up your hygeine and diet regimine.

OK!

And yes, the taste varies with what you eat.

Smoker?! Yuck!!! - The worst.

Alcoholics, taste like their drink of choice . . . .

Don't ask how I know . . . .

DesireeNevermind said:

Intense said:

I remember a story from here (the Netherlands) from years ago. Some woman who ate I don't know, something like Kebab and they serve it with garlic mayonaise. She got pretty ill and they examined her stomach content. Seemed it contained about 6 different semen. Can you imagine those jerks all jerking in that pot of mayonaise???

and my brother worked at a decent restaurant in my hometown and the guy who baked the steaks was putting his dick between them (my bro quit immediately), we really don't know what we get on our plate to eat in restaurants. I can't watch those documentaries but my mom sees a lot of them on German tv and people do the most disgusting things with snot, their vajajaj, dick and ass. Why do they even go work in a restaurant

My granpa said in his days he heard stories of male cooks putting snot in the mayo. And of course these days we got Ecoli in our spinach which supposedly comes from feces. Farm workers shitting on the veggies?

No farmworkers shitting in the fields and being unable to wash their hands before they resume picking vegetables.

Timmy84 said:

paintedlady said:

No smoking and drink lots of apple juice and water...no hard liquor.

I know about the diet thing that makes your semen taste differently like Identity mentioned, but ALL semen smells like shit when it dies. Its downright rancid. Unless that semem was freshly squeezed then she should ahve smelled that mess a mile away.

That's why I flush mine's down the sink after wanking like immediately. I hardly do taste it but when I do it's like "yuck, taste like egg yolk". Not a good taste lol

If it taste like egg yolk it's fine . . .

Come wank over here

Timmy84 said:

paintedlady said:

No smoking and drink lots of apple juice and water...no hard liquor.

I know about the diet thing that makes your semen taste differently like Identity mentioned, but ALL semen smells like shit when it dies. Its downright rancid. Unless that semem was freshly squeezed then she should ahve smelled that mess a mile away.

That's why I flush mine's down the sink after wanking like immediately. I hardly do taste it but when I do it's like "yuck, taste like egg yolk". Not a good taste lol

Wome taste differently too... I drink coffee and I've been told I taste like coffee.

"egg yolk?" well, at least it could be much worse, like "beer" ...

I do love the smell of fresh semen though... it has a creamy smell to it, but unique.

SUPRMAN said:

Timmy84 said:

That's why I flush mine's down the sink after wanking like immediately. I hardly do taste it but when I do it's like "yuck, taste like egg yolk". Not a good taste lol

If it taste like egg yolk it's fine . . .

Come wank over here

As you wish -

SUPRMAN said:

DesireeNevermind said:

Everybody ought to smell/taste their own juice at least once so they know what the other party has to contend with. Hell....some of y'all men would do well to sample your goods if for no other reason than to step up your hygeine and diet regimine.

OK!

And yes, the taste varies with what you eat.

Smoker?! Yuck!!! - The worst.

Alcoholics, taste like their drink of choice . . . .

Don't ask how I know . . . .

Don't forget weed smokers too. BITTER!

Timmy84 said:

purpledoveuk said:

Timmy84 said:

That's why I flush mine's down the sink after wanking like immediately. I hardly do taste it but when I do it's like "yuck, taste like egg yolk". Not a good taste lol

How the hell do you get it to a sink? Hope you take the plates out first

I meant the bathroom sink.

this thread is grody to the max

paintedlady said:

Timmy84 said:

I kept hearing from guys if you eat a lot of fruits and sweets, the cum taste would be sweet. If it was meat, it'll be salty and taste kinda sour. Guess I gotta get more fruits and sweets though I don't eat much sweets.

No smoking and drink lots of apple juice and water...no hard liquor.

I know about the diet thing that makes your semen taste differently like Identity mentioned, but ALL semen smells like shit when it dies. Its downright rancid. Unless that semem was freshly squeezed then she should ahve smelled that mess a mile away.

Fresh squeezed semen? Now why I have this vision in my mind of walking up to a naked dude and tuggin' on his nutsack to get fresh squeezed semenade out his schlong. Lawd forgive me my dirty mind! All Princey's fault...damn that nucca!!!

I think semen makes your hair grow.

DesireeNevermind said:

paintedlady said:

No smoking and drink lots of apple juice and water...no hard liquor.

I know about the diet thing that makes your semen taste differently like Identity mentioned, but ALL semen smells like shit when it dies. Its downright rancid. Unless that semem was freshly squeezed then she should ahve smelled that mess a mile away.

Fresh squeezed semen? Now why I have this vision in my mind of walking up to a naked dude and tuggin' on his nutsack to get fresh squeezed semenade out his schlong. Lawd forgive me my dirty mind! All Princey's fault...damn that nucca!!!

I think semen makes your hair grow.

More like my head being squeezed between his thighs with his legs up in the air... like this " V "

But yeah, its protein rich... one shot is equal to a dozen eggs and only 11 calories.

paintedlady said:

DesireeNevermind said:

Fresh squeezed semen? Now why I have this vision in my mind of walking up to a naked dude and tuggin' on his nutsack to get fresh squeezed semenade out his schlong. Lawd forgive me my dirty mind! All Princey's fault...damn that nucca!!!

I think semen makes your hair grow.

More like my head being squeezed between his thighs with his legs up in the air... like this " V "

But yeah, its protein rich... one shot is equal to a dozen eggs and only 11 calories.

That's another thing I kept hearing: that it has protein. lol