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My penis is larger than any of my x girlfriends' previous boyfriends' penises. i know this cause they told me so and girls don't lie! they also said i'm the best they've ever had...i last the longest..they've NEVER faked it with me.. i am the only man to give them an orgasm.. they've never talked dirty in bed before they met me.. the thought of anal sex has always repulsed them but with me they sure would love to "give it a go"... i know all these things to be true cause they told me so and girls don't lie! 
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I HEARD THAT SOME WHERE  | |
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Womens standards of what a "big" penis is arent all that demanding.
If a gay guy tells you you're hung, its the TRUTH! lol. | |
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girls don't lie!
hehe yeah sure they dont  | |
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You know you don't have to create a topic everytime something pops up in your head. | |
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4LOVE said: You know you don't have to create a topic everytime something pops up in your head.
 I concur.  |
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moderatorDo you want a Large Penis award? How large Praytell? Not that I am interested for me just for Nosiness sake. | |
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4LOVE said: You know you don't have to create a topic everytime something pops up in your head.
Judging by his topics, I'm sure that's not all that's popping up I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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4LOVE said: You know you don't have to create a topic everytime something pops up in your head.
sorry...this is the last one..i promise | |
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MrBliss said: i know this cause they told me so and girls don't lie! they also said i'm the best they've ever had...i last the longest..they've NEVER faked it with me.. i am the only man to give them an orgasm.. they've never talked dirty in bed before they met me.. the thought of anal sex has always repulsed them but with me they sure would love to "give it a go"... i know all these things to be true cause they told me so and girls don't lie!
Did you and the ex boyfriend get together and compare??? Where is the tape measure. 
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Yes, give us figures, pictures inches or centimeters and then we will decide !! If you wanna show off, do it well Futuristic Fantasy | |
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Not to be Vulgur but can you fit any in your mouth? Cause I know somebody who can. And That's about 10 or 12". The guy actually can suck the Head and I've seen him do it. | |
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hmhmhm [This message was edited Thu Nov 14 6:37:02 PST 2002 by ajd] ....................... | |
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4LOVE said: You know you don't have to create a topic everytime something pops up in your head. I suppose that it's a kind of therapy | |
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SARCASM.. ever heard of it?... i think i should have called this thread "girls don't lie".. oh well
[This message was edited Thu Nov 14 1:41:29 PST 2002 by MrBliss] | |
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Natasha said: Not to be Vulgur but .
i'm not sayin' this just to be nasty but... | |
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Natsume said: 4LOVE said: You know you don't have to create a topic everytime something pops up in your head.
Judging by his topics, I'm sure that's not all that's popping up LMAO
Who is this "Mr.Bliss" guy anyway?? | |
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I think that most people missed the obvious sarcasm being employed by MrBliss... he was making a JOKE... SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Joke or not.
Its official, I hate MrBliss. Constantly creating these meaningless, immature threads. If U only did it now and then it wouldnt piss me off but U do it all the fucking time. I no...I dont HAVE to read it. I no...I dont HAVE to click on it but 4 christ sake dude. Give it a fucking rest!! "...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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Hey MrBliss...competing with Natasha now ? | |
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Natasha said: Not to be Vulgur but can you fit any in your mouth? Cause I know somebody who can. And That's about 10 or 12". The guy actually can suck the Head and I've seen him do it.
This is by far the grossest thing I've ever heard. Run! Natasha. . "Use this tool to control the masses w/guaranteed success: Divide/Conquer =>No Communication cuz we are Divided =>Misunderstanding cuz we don't Communicate =>We can't Agree we only Misunderstand =>Chaos cuz we can't Agree. Chaos-an evil tool indeed!" | |
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Natasha said: Not to be Vulgur but can you fit any in your mouth? Cause I know somebody who can. And That's about 10 or 12". The guy actually can suck the Head and I've seen him do it.
This is by far the grossest thing I've ever heard. Run! Natasha. . "Use this tool to control the masses w/guaranteed success: Divide/Conquer =>No Communication cuz we are Divided =>Misunderstanding cuz we don't Communicate =>We can't Agree we only Misunderstand =>Chaos cuz we can't Agree. Chaos-an evil tool indeed!" | |
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agotajonesmartha said: Hey MrBliss...competing with Natasha now ?
I hate her 4 the same reason too. "...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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Natasha said: Not to be Vulgur but can you fit any in your mouth? Cause I know somebody who can. And That's about 10 or 12". The guy actually can suck the Head and I've seen him do it.
umm so what ? since you mention at every chance that you hate big dicks - why would watch a friend who can do such a thing ? why would you HAVE such a friend who can do that ? and why would you even watch him do it ? you bloody mental idiot
remember the rule people - you can flame all you want but if there is a smiley face after it , its ok ... | |
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LOL...Natasha started a sentence with "not 2 b vulgar"
sweetie, some would say that's ALL u are. not me, i like vulgar.  Thanks for the laughs, arguments and overall enjoyment for the last umpteen years. It's time for me to retire from Prince.org and engage in the real world...lol. Above all, I appreciated the talent Prince. You were one of a kind. | |
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post us a pic of it. And Natasha: I want a pic of urself 2. | |
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Jeez Mr. Bliss I was just about to say that your girlfriends are pulling your leg... ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect, it means you've decided to look beyond the imperfections... unknown | |
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Listen if my Friend wanted to show me his talent why shouldn't I watch AnotherAsshole. Wouldn't you watch something Freaky,Kinky like that? | |
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SexLovely said: [color=blue:7a4193864b:640ffa1405]
Its official, I hate MrBliss. yeah i saw it on the news...pretty big event! | |
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ok...what this thread was about is how whenever ppl get with a new partner..they generally want them to feel good..so they say that they're the best lover they've ever had etc... i find this really silly... girls have told me that A LOT of guys they go out with want to know if they were better endowed than other guys they've gone out with...what's the girl supposed to say? i think they should be honest.. that would shut the guys up.. personally i couldn't care less about my girls past sex life.. that's her business..
as for the style of the post...it was SARCASM!.. i thought if i put it in a way that was so obviously sarcastic, ppl would realise... guess i was wrong as for ppl being pissed with me...boo fuckin' hoo.. and to think i was actually bragging about penis size means one of two things.. you didn't get the sarcasm, or you're just really fucking stupid... | |
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