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Reply #30 posted 08/19/10 1:21am

ZombieKitten

whistle said:

people orgnote me and i get all excited and then they ask me how to best chat up a different Orger.

*sigh*

falloff falloff

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Reply #31 posted 08/19/10 1:22am

ZombieKitten

JustErin said:

ZombieKitten said:

you know what I think?

fart

j/k

here is my opinion on this:

they aren't repulsed by you at all, it's just that THAT kind of orger is scared half to death of being told to fuck off, which they incorrectly assume you will tell them - I'm pretty sure you are way more polite than that. You would say "PLEASE fuck off. THANK YOU"

hug

Actually, I'm very polite in notes, even when I am being told that I suck.

comfort aaaaaaawwwwww

don't lick my face OK mad

beg

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Reply #32 posted 08/19/10 1:25am

JustErin

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ZombieKitten said:

JustErin said:

Actually, I'm very polite in notes, even when I am being told that I suck.

comfort aaaaaaawwwwww

don't lick my face OK mad

beg

Let's go get your husband and you and me will lick each other's faces. But not in a sexy way. More like in a St. Bernard kind of slobbery way.

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Reply #33 posted 08/19/10 1:29am

ZombieKitten

JustErin said:

ZombieKitten said:

comfort aaaaaaawwwwww

don't lick my face OK mad

beg

Let's go get your husband and you and me will lick each other's faces. But not in a sexy way. More like in a St. Bernard kind of slobbery way.

falloff falloff

we can also play with our schnoodles!!! idea

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Reply #34 posted 08/19/10 1:32am

JustErin

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ZombieKitten said:

JustErin said:

Let's go get your husband and you and me will lick each other's faces. But not in a sexy way. More like in a St. Bernard kind of slobbery way.

falloff falloff

we can also play with our schnoodles!!! idea

woot!

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Reply #35 posted 08/19/10 1:37am

ZombieKitten

JustErin said:

ZombieKitten said:

falloff falloff

we can also play with our schnoodles!!! idea

woot!

I have to go and kiss mine now mushy

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Reply #36 posted 08/19/10 1:38am

JustErin

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ZombieKitten said:

JustErin said:

woot!

I have to go and kiss mine now mushy

Mine needs a bath. confused

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Reply #37 posted 08/19/10 1:40am

ZombieKitten

JustErin said:

ZombieKitten said:

I have to go and kiss mine now mushy

Mine needs a bath. confused

so does mine, but it's too cold sad

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Reply #38 posted 08/19/10 7:21am

bboy87

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KidaDynamite said:

JustErin said:

falloff

Seriously??? I've never received anything like that.

I have. sigh

Fellas, if you're gonna throw out ding-ding pictures, please let it look like something. lol

falloff

Is it who I think it is?.... lol

"We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world."
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Reply #39 posted 08/19/10 8:34am

NMuzakNSoul

KidaDynamite said:

JustErin said:

falloff

Seriously??? I've never received anything like that.

I have. sigh

Fellas, if you're gonna throw out ding-ding pictures, please let it look like something. lol

For real? damn. falloff you didnt even tell me about no 2 inch motherfucker. hahaha.

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Reply #40 posted 08/19/10 8:35am

NMuzakNSoul

bboy87 said:

KidaDynamite said:

I have. sigh

Fellas, if you're gonna throw out ding-ding pictures, please let it look like something. lol

falloff

Is it who I think it is?.... lol

and who would that be terrence howard? lol.

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Reply #41 posted 08/19/10 8:41am

purpledoveuk

ZombieKitten said:



JustErin said:




ZombieKitten said:




hmmm there are MANY lonely people, BUT I certainly think some of them have better manners than others. But you are right, no women have hit on me (yet batting eyes ) apart from Slim Hustle and what do I know! lol




Well, of course...it's a generalization - not every lonely person is like that.



In my 7-8 years here, it's only been probably about 3 orgers and I mean orgers I've NEVER interacted with prior, orgnoting me about what they imagine they would like to do to me based on my photo or whatever. I'm sure younger and better looking orgers would be swatting off advances like these left, right and centre!




So let me tell you what I'd like to do to you....

First I'll start by talking about peanut butter, then I'll slowly move on to talk of octopuss whilst gently discussing Star Wars and the mating rituals if echidnas...

This isn't going well is it?
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Reply #42 posted 08/19/10 9:00am

ZombieKitten

purpledoveuk said:

ZombieKitten said:

In my 7-8 years here, it's only been probably about 3 orgers and I mean orgers I've NEVER interacted with prior, orgnoting me about what they imagine they would like to do to me based on my photo or whatever. I'm sure younger and better looking orgers would be swatting off advances like these left, right and centre!

So let me tell you what I'd like to do to you.... First I'll start by talking about peanut butter, then I'll slowly move on to talk of octopuss whilst gently discussing Star Wars and the mating rituals if echidnas... This isn't going well is it?

it's not bad at all in comparison to the regular kind of "seduction"!

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Reply #43 posted 08/19/10 9:33am

purpledoveuk

ZombieKitten said:



purpledoveuk said:


ZombieKitten said:


In my 7-8 years here, it's only been probably about 3 orgers and I mean orgers I've NEVER interacted with prior, orgnoting me about what they imagine they would like to do to me based on my photo or whatever. I'm sure younger and better looking orgers would be swatting off advances like these left, right and centre!



So let me tell you what I'd like to do to you.... First I'll start by talking about peanut butter, then I'll slowly move on to talk of octopuss whilst gently discussing Star Wars and the mating rituals if echidnas... This isn't going well is it?

it's not bad at all in comparison to the regular kind of "seduction"!




Let me guess....you've had people talking like Prince (or they think he would) and people slipping Prince song titles in to the innuendos...."I'd like to take your little red corvette for a spin"
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Reply #44 posted 08/19/10 9:41am

ZombieKitten

purpledoveuk said:

ZombieKitten said:

it's not bad at all in comparison to the regular kind of "seduction"!

Let me guess....you've had people talking like Prince (or they think he would) and people slipping Prince song titles in to the innuendos...."I'd like to take your little red corvette for a spin"

not even THAT clever falloff

more like "hey! want to see me naked on the webcam?!?"

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Reply #45 posted 08/19/10 9:42am

purplehippieon
the1

I hardly get any orgnotes (let alone interesting ones) these days... but maybe that's because I'm almost invisible here.lol

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Reply #46 posted 08/19/10 9:43am

ZombieKitten

purplehippieonthe1 said:

I hardly get any orgnotes (let alone interesting ones) these days... but maybe that's because I'm almost invisible here.lol

you post far too seldom, probably due to your party-on summer and lack of avatar razz

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Reply #47 posted 08/19/10 10:07am

purplehippieon
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ZombieKitten said:

purplehippieonthe1 said:

I hardly get any orgnotes (let alone interesting ones) these days... but maybe that's because I'm almost invisible here.lol

you post far too seldom, probably due to your party-on summer and lack of avatar razz

True, but summer's almost over now so I might post a bit more in the coming weeks...

and I'm working on an avatar.biggrin

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Reply #48 posted 08/19/10 10:14am

purpledoveuk

ZombieKitten said:



purpledoveuk said:


ZombieKitten said:


it's not bad at all in comparison to the regular kind of "seduction"!



Let me guess....you've had people talking like Prince (or they think he would) and people slipping Prince song titles in to the innuendos...."I'd like to take your little red corvette for a spin"

not even THAT clever falloff


more like "hey! want to see me naked on the webcam?!?"




Wow- that's arrogant ...at least start with 'can I see you naked' before assuming that a random person has been waiting for you to offer up a sneaky peek
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Reply #49 posted 08/19/10 10:18am

ZombieKitten

purplehippieonthe1 said:

ZombieKitten said:

you post far too seldom, probably due to your party-on summer and lack of avatar razz

True, but summer's almost over now so I might post a bit more in the coming weeks...

and I'm working on an avatar.biggrin

excited

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Reply #50 posted 08/19/10 10:19am

ZombieKitten

purpledoveuk said:

ZombieKitten said:

not even THAT clever falloff

more like "hey! want to see me naked on the webcam?!?"

Wow- that's arrogant ...at least start with 'can I see you naked' before assuming that a random person has been waiting for you to offer up a sneaky peek

possibly, but I don't think exhibitionists really care about what their audience looks like as long as they are shocked hmmm

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Reply #51 posted 08/19/10 10:24am

purpledoveuk

ZombieKitten said:



purpledoveuk said:


ZombieKitten said:


not even THAT clever falloff


more like "hey! want to see me naked on the webcam?!?"



Wow- that's arrogant ...at least start with 'can I see you naked' before assuming that a random person has been waiting for you to offer up a sneaky peek

possibly, but I don't think exhibitionists really care about what their audience looks like as long as they are shocked hmmm




Is have to either start with "please can I borrow your webcam..." or "want me to fax you a picture of me...."
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Reply #52 posted 08/19/10 10:25am

ZombieKitten

purpledoveuk said:

ZombieKitten said:

possibly, but I don't think exhibitionists really care about what their audience looks like as long as they are shocked hmmm

Is have to either start with "please can I borrow your webcam..." or "want me to fax you a picture of me...."

I'd start with a chewing gum chain letter (I'm old skool)

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Reply #53 posted 08/19/10 10:30am

purpledoveuk

ZombieKitten said:



purpledoveuk said:


ZombieKitten said:


possibly, but I don't think exhibitionists really care about what their audience looks like as long as they are shocked hmmm



Is have to either start with "please can I borrow your webcam..." or "want me to fax you a picture of me...."

I'd start with a chewing gum chain letter (I'm old skool)




A what??
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Reply #54 posted 08/19/10 10:32am

ZombieKitten

purpledoveuk said:

ZombieKitten said:

I'd start with a chewing gum chain letter (I'm old skool)

A what??

OK, you didn't do this as a kid? you send chewing gum to the first kid on the list, and when your name gets to the top of the list, you should, theoretically get chewing gum from all over the world excited except it's like pyramid schemes, it always collapses before your name gets to the top pout

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Reply #55 posted 08/19/10 10:43am

NMuzakNSoul

I don't have any dirt or crazy stories at all. I only recieve notes from people that hardly or never post saying: You're really hot. Or you're really sexy.

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Reply #56 posted 08/19/10 10:51am

ZombieKitten

NMuzakNSoul said:

I don't have any dirt or crazy stories at all. I only recieve notes from people that hardly or never post saying: You're really hot. Or you're really sexy.

aaawwwww mushy but that's nice!

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Reply #57 posted 08/19/10 11:31am

NMuzakNSoul

ZombieKitten said:

NMuzakNSoul said:

I don't have any dirt or crazy stories at all. I only recieve notes from people that hardly or never post saying: You're really hot. Or you're really sexy.

aaawwwww mushy but that's nice!

Yes it is Zombie. I do appreciate the compliments of course. razz

But where are the tits?? lol j/k

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Reply #58 posted 08/19/10 11:35am

ZombieKitten

NMuzakNSoul said:

ZombieKitten said:

aaawwwww mushy but that's nice!

Yes it is Zombie. I do appreciate the compliments of course. razz

But where are the tits?? lol j/k

falloff

so you need to see the tits first? giggle

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Reply #59 posted 08/19/10 11:50am

NMuzakNSoul

ZombieKitten said:

NMuzakNSoul said:

Yes it is Zombie. I do appreciate the compliments of course. razz

But where are the tits?? lol j/k

falloff

so you need to see the tits first? giggle

The compliments first and then I say thanks and then they say and here are my tits as a present....

Nah....ladies...really... I'm joking. Maybe I ruined getting any notes now.. lol

giggle

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