I think I'm a flame-grilled kind of guy.

I don't like the idea of either quite honestly...

Shhh!

Neither. I have spectacular after-death plans for myself.

I expect that Jesus will come and take my body to heaven with him... he will protect me from the sodomites at the funeral home and the fires of the crematorium. He is my shepard!

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

Do tell...

No cremation for Jews, so I guess I'll be buried.

"Burn, baby! Burn!!!"

Burial, I know this might spark controversy, but my grandmother told me cremation was a sin.

Cremation. It creeps me out to think of random bugs eating my flesh. Gross. Plus if I'm cremated I can't come back as zombie. Zombies scare the shit out of me.

Personally, I think both are a bit old hat, now. What I'd really like is to be disembowled and shoved through the Justin Timberlake's mailbox. He comes down in the morning, wearing a nine thousand dollar dressing gown and eighty-thousand dollar slippers, only to find my filthy, drink-polluted innards all over his carpet.

But then I might have beeb working too hard at the moment. Think I need a rest.

Which ever is cheaper for the loved ones i leave behind. I want THEM to have the money i leave. Not some business.

Natsume said:

AND you can have your friends mix you in with a batch of cat food if you are cremated!!!

Whichever it is that my loved ones would want...after death, I doubt I'll be caring too much if I was buried or cremated...but family, friends and loved ones might...so I'll gladly let them decide and leave it to them...

IceNine said:

Aw man... so I guess I will end up as shit either way.

theC said:

Exactly, which is why I hope to be cremated and placed into a coffee can like in The Big Lebowski. For all I care they could just throw my body into the dumpster as I will have no use for it anymore.

Natsume said:

At least you know that you will be part of a tasty mixture meant to please the taste buds of kitties everywhere! That should provide you with some comfort, shouldn't it?

IceNine said:

NO! Honestly, I hope a bunch of little kids eat the catfood, like I did when I was younger. I bet I'd be right tasty, too.

Natsume said:

hey, hey... now who honestly didn't try cat food when they were little? I did, several times!

INSATIABLE said:

Luckily I never had a cat.

Natsume said:

cremation for me:

---fire rox
---'fire' is hendrix's best song
---you can burn stuff with fire
---thats about it...

I'm gonna be shot out to space in a photon torpedo.

Marrk said:

With your cat?

Burial. I want "permanent real estate" with a marker. Yes, I know this can be done after cremation, but I just don't like the idea of being physically destroyed by fire.

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

No.My cat will probably be my killer.

Marrk said:

You have a very clever cat, it seems.

Marrk said:

Just as long as you keep Battier's cat away from your genitals.

Natsume said:

My cat proved, in the animal world, all it takes is a good raping to make a friend. They both sit in my kitchen window now every day. Stupid cats.

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

I hear it in the shed building the torpedo as i type.

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

Natsume said:

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It is disgusting, really. My cat sits there, and the other cat you know, cuddles up to it. I'm going to disown my cat. You can have all of his food.