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August 2010

An investment company executive was arrested Tuesday after DNA recovered from a female co-worker's water bottle revealed he allegedly put semen into a bottle that she later drank from, prosecutors say.

Michael Kevin Lallana, 31, of Fullerton, a field director for Northwestern Mutual Investment Services, was charged with two misdemeanor counts of releasing an offensive material in a public place and assault on two separate occasions.

Orange County prosecutors claimed Lallana committed the crimes earlier this year for sexual gratification.

The first incident allegedly occurred Jan. 14 when Lallana and the woman worked in the company's Newport Beach office. On that day, he left a semen-laced bottle of water on the victim's desk, and when she returned later, she drank from it. She fell ill and threw the bottle away, prosecutors said.

Three months later, prosecutors claim, Lallana repeated the act at the Northwestern office in Orange, where the two had been transferred. The woman, whose identity was withheld by prosecutors, again felt ill. Suspicious of the water's contents, she sent it to a lab for analysis. In June, the private lab warned the woman that the bottle contained semen. She reported the incidents to the Orange Police Department and investigators later obtained Lallana's DNA, which matched that found in the water bottle.

Lallana, who has worked for Northwest Mutual for seven years and describes himself on company websites as a married father of a young daughter and a graduate of USC's Marshall Business School, was arrested outside his Fullerton home.

If convicted, he faces up to three years in prison with mandatory sex-offender registration. He is scheduled to be arraigned Sept. 14.

"It shocks the conscience," said Orange County Deputy Dist. Atty. Bobby Taghavi.

Taghavi said investigators were able to key in on Lallana because he worked at both locations where the incidents occurred. During the investigation Lallana eventually volunteered to provide a sample of his DNA for testing, he said.

Taghavi said Lallana and the woman were colleagues, but Lallana had not expressed animosity toward the woman or done anything publicly to suggest he was the perpetrator.

"These are not charges you see every day," Taghavi said.

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Ass kicking coming................

Graycap23 said:

Ass kicking coming................

Beyond an ass kicking. And how does that chick not realize her water is "cloudy"? But yeah, his ass would be in a grave, that's just fuckin' nasty.

RebirthOfCool said:

Graycap23 said:

Ass kicking coming................

Beyond an ass kicking. And how does that chick not realize her water is "cloudy"? But yeah, his ass would be in a grave, that's just fuckin' nasty.

bottle could have been colored. ugh. crazy co-workers suck

Maybe it went bad like a rotten egg...

XxAxX said:

RebirthOfCool said:

Beyond an ass kicking. And how does that chick not realize her water is "cloudy"? But yeah, his ass would be in a grave, that's just fuckin' nasty.

bottle could have been colored. ugh. crazy co-workers suck

Oh like a personal water bottle. Yuck.

^ He stirred it up?

Seriously that's nasty.

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Timmy84 said:

Pr1nceQuik said:

Timmy84 said:

^ He stirred it up?

Seriously that's nasty.

[Edited 8/18/10 11:32am]

my best friend is gay, and some of the stuff he tells me is really graphic.

Well I am too but to do that and put it in a cup and then wait to serve it that's what make it NASTY. I think guys of all orientations have tasted their own sperm though.

She felt ill?? bullshit

I'm reading the story, she got ill immediately after drinking it? lol

Timmy84 said:

Pr1nceQuik said:

Timmy84 said: my best friend is gay, and some of the stuff he tells me is really graphic.

Well I am too but to do that and put it in a cup and then wait to serve it that's what make it NASTY. I think guys of all orientations have tasted their own sperm though.

Timmy84 said:

Pr1nceQuik said:

Timmy84 said: my best friend is gay, and some of the stuff he tells me is really graphic.

Well I am too but to do that and put it in a cup and then wait to serve it that's what make it NASTY. I think guys of all orientations have tasted their own sperm though.

Oh, hell naw! I've never kissed a woman after she's performed a certain act on me. That's why they invented foreheads.

Graycap23 said:

Ass kicking coming................

I second that.

uPtoWnNY said:

Timmy84 said:

Well I am too but to do that and put it in a cup and then wait to serve it that's what make it NASTY. I think guys of all orientations have tasted their own sperm though.

Oh, hell naw! I've never kissed a woman after she's performed a certain act on me. That's why they invented foreheads.

Dayum!!! Nasty aint even the word! Just cuz some chick don't wanna give yo ass no play you wanna put ur funky ass spunk in her water bottle?

Michael Kevin: " You no wanna sucky my dick? I teach you bitch to sucky my dick!!!! (looks for water bottle). () THERE!!! NOW YOU SUCKY MY DICK BIG TIME!!!"

Femaile co-workers: " I don't feel so good. "

I think for anyone to put cum in someone's drink is a cold person anyway.

Timmy84 said:

I think for anyone to put cum in someone's drink is a cold person anyway.

Remember those news stories about that dude who was puttin' urine in the coffe pot so his co-workers would get sick?

Lot's of evil asses in the world.

Honestly....

Can you imagine how ole dude was plotting this heinous act? Who would conjur up such and idea? Whatever happened to good ole arguing and name calling?

DesireeNevermind said:

Timmy84 said:

I think for anyone to put cum in someone's drink is a cold person anyway.

Remember those news stories about that dude who was puttin' urine in the coffe pot so his co-workers would get sick?

Lot's of evil asses in the world.

Honestly....

Can you imagine how ole dude was plotting this heinous act? Who would conjur up such and idea? Whatever happened to good ole arguing and name calling?

Apparently that don't work anymore.

Yeah I remember reading the urine story.

uPtoWnNY said:

Timmy84 said:

Well I am too but to do that and put it in a cup and then wait to serve it that's what make it NASTY. I think guys of all orientations have tasted their own sperm though.

Oh, hell naw! I've never kissed a woman after she's performed a certain act on me. That's why they invented foreheads.

Is your semen that bad that you can't even stomach the taste?

But you expect someone else to . . .?

lol

Timmy84 said:

DesireeNevermind said:

Remember those news stories about that dude who was puttin' urine in the coffe pot so his co-workers would get sick?

Lot's of evil asses in the world.

Honestly....

Can you imagine how ole dude was plotting this heinous act? Who would conjur up such and idea? Whatever happened to good ole arguing and name calling?

Apparently that don't work anymore.

Yeah I remember reading the urine story.

But how would urine or semen make you sick?

SUPRMAN said:

Timmy84 said:

Apparently that don't work anymore.

Yeah I remember reading the urine story.

But how would urine or semen make you sick?

I doubt that dude is the picture of health.

I also doubt that urine and semen are on par with drinking water and therefore safe to consume for any and all.

DesireeNevermind said:

SUPRMAN said:

But how would urine or semen make you sick?

I doubt that dude is the picture of health.

I also doubt that urine and semen are on par with drinking water and therefore safe to consume for any and all.

Agreed but how much would you drink and not notice?

Also his mental health is different from his physical state . .

SUPRMAN said:

DesireeNevermind said:

I doubt that dude is the picture of health.

I also doubt that urine and semen are on par with drinking water and therefore safe to consume for any and all.

Agreed but how much would you drink and not notice?

Also his mental health is different from his physical state . .

I speak of physical health. The old joke about how someone "looks healthy". Possibly he had some illness which affected his semen.

Good point about the quantiy and not noticing something in the water but then again...perhaps the bottles were colored and perhaps there was only a small amount of semen thouroughly diluted in the water or just used to lace the spout of the container. In any case, the women got sick and the DNA on the bottle was traced back to him.

Reminds me of this guy in NYC who used to jack off on pizza....customers got sick and he was caught and fired. There's some bad jizz out there.

That guy kinda looks like Dan. And somehow it fits.

I remember hearing a story about a guy jackin off on the burgers at Burger King. Can't remember what city.

People are disgusting!!

Timmy84 said:

I think guys of all orientations have tasted their own sperm though.

Nope. Not this one, and I have no immediate plans to taste test.

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Everybody ought to smell/taste their own juice at least once so they know what the other party has to contend with. Hell....some of y'all men would do well to sample your goods if for no other reason than to step up your hygeine and diet regimine.