Hell hath no fury like Donald Trump scorned for another celebrity reality show.

Just last week, it was reported that Trump had offered Rachel Uchitel, the event planner who became famous when she was linked to the Tiger Woods scandal, a spot on the next season of "The Celebrity Apprentice." Trump told TMZ that he personally called Uchitel to offer her the job, saying she'd be "awesome," and while NBC has the final say on who is cast, Uchitel seemed like she had the job in the bag.

But the former VIP club hostess must have left out an important detail in her negotiations with Trump, because the real-estate mogul seems taken aback now that VH1 has announced the cast of the fourth season of "Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew," and Uchitel is on the list.

"It's a terrible decision. We have zero interest in her now," Trump told TMZ after it was revealed that Uchitel entered a Pasadena rehabilitation center this weekend in order to appear on "Celebrity Rehab." "Look at what 'Celebrity Apprentice' did for Piers Morgan," Trump continued. "He's getting Larry King's job. She made a bad mistake."

Those are some harsh words about a woman who is trying to get her life together, but Trump isn't known for his tact. The 35-year-old Uchitel hasn't disclosed her reasons for going to rehab (though some speculate it's for "love addiction.") According to a VH1 press release, she'll be joined on the show by Jeremy London ("Party of Five," "7th Heaven"), Janice Dickinson ("The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency"), Leif Garrett (the musician), Frankie Lons (Keyshia Cole's mother), Jason Wahler ("The Hills") and Jason Davis (a socialite).

Trump sounds more upset that Uchitel chose to be on another show than concerned about her possible addiction, telling TMZ: "'Celebrity Apprentice' is a huge show and 'Celebrity Rehab' is not. I have 10 people who want to be on the show for every slot that's available. I'm moving on."

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So, Trump thinks it's more important for her to do the Apprentice than to get help with her addiction??? I really hate this self-imporant prick.

And lawd, Celeb Rehab gon' be a hot mess with Frankie on there. I'ma have to watch

Food Network Host To Plea Bargain in Murder-for-Hire

7/19/2010 12:50 AM PDT by TMZ Staff

The former Food Network host accused of putting a hit out on his wife is close to a plea bargain, and best case scenario for him ... he could end up with probation.



Juan-Carlos Cruz is accused of hiring 3 homeless guys to slash his wife's throat with a pair of box cutters.

TMZ broke the story ... alleged victim Jennifer Campbell was suicidal over not being able to have a baby. But suicide is a mortal sin in Campbell's religion, so authorities believe Cruz was attempting to execute a murder/suicide out of mercy.

Law enforcement sources tell us Campbell is solidly supporting her husband, and police and prosecutors have compassion for the couple. We're told there have been active plea bargain negotiations and it's possible a plea could be reached before Tuesday's hearing ... though we're told it's going to be hard to work out all of the details before then.

We're told the likely disposition of the case is that Cruz will plead no contest to solicitation of murder and the attempted murder charge will be dropped.

The sentence for solicitation of murder is anywhere from 9 years in prison to probation. One source familiar with the case tells TMZ the likely dispo is 1 year in jail followed by probation.

We're told the couple plans to stay married.

Really??? WTF is wrong wit people???

WTF????? ACTOR JAMIE FOXX GOT TATTOOS ALL OVER HIS HEAD!!! (PROBABLY TO COVER UP HIS F*CKED UP HAIRLINE)

SEE COMMENTS UNDER THE PHOTOS:

Enuf already with the booty implants!

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MISSY ELLIOT AND HER GIRLFRIEND PHOTO'D IN JERUSALEM . . . PRAYING IN A HEBREW TEMPLE!!!

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Missy's girl looks like a Amber Rose knockoff, which ain't saying much.

This kid's expressions be KILLIN me!

gurrrl!

BklynBabe said:

gurrrl!

Too much??? Don't know where to begin???

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SCNDLS said:

I used to work with a guy with feetses like that...

he could climb a tree and never use his hands...

thejason said:

SCNDLS said:

I used to work with a guy with feetses like that...

he could climb a tree and never use his hands...

SCNDLS said:

BklynBabe said:

gurrrl!

Too much??? Don't know where to begin???

[Edited 7/19/10 19:38pm]

it's like hot azz mess overload!!

1. Who's fucked up feet is that?

2. I never knew that Missy was all-the-way-out bi or gay (whichever she is).

3. I don't get the Trina pic. Is her face supposed to remind us of MJ around the Thriller days?

4. Jamie Foxx is getting a little older. Big whoopin' deal. His hairline is gonna recede a bit, so I don't see why that's even "newsworthy". Mine is receding too as I age, so maybe I'm a little sensitive to that situation.

5. And who the fuck are almost all of the people on the next Celebrity Rehab?? I mean, really. I thought "celebrity" was supposed to play a part in this show. Only Leif and Janice (oooo, she'll be a doozy!!) qualify. The rest are one-part wonders or wanna-be's!

alexnvrmnd777 said:

1. Who's fucked up feet is that?

2. I never knew that Missy was all-the-way-out bi or gay (whichever she is).

3. I don't get the Trina pic. Is her face supposed to remind us of MJ around the Thriller days?

4. Jamie Foxx is getting a little older. Big whoopin' deal. His hairline is gonna recede a bit, so I don't see why that's even "newsworthy". Mine is receding too as I age, so maybe I'm a little sensitive to that situation.

5. And who the fuck are almost all of the people on the next Celebrity Rehab?? I mean, really. I thought "celebrity" was supposed to play a part in this show. Only Leif and Janice (oooo, she'll be a doozy!!) qualify. The rest are one-part wonders or wanna-be's!

The point about Jamie isn't just that his hairline is receding. He's been painting on a hairline for years and tattoing his scalp (if it's real) is never a good solution to a receding hairline.

And if you don't think there's something seriously wrong with Trina's drip-drip curl in 2010 . . . well, I don't know what to tell ya.

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SCNDLS said:

alexnvrmnd777 said:

1. Who's fucked up feet is that?

2. I never knew that Missy was all-the-way-out bi or gay (whichever she is).

3. I don't get the Trina pic. Is her face supposed to remind us of MJ around the Thriller days?

4. Jamie Foxx is getting a little older. Big whoopin' deal. His hairline is gonna recede a bit, so I don't see why that's even "newsworthy". Mine is receding too as I age, so maybe I'm a little sensitive to that situation.

5. And who the fuck are almost all of the people on the next Celebrity Rehab?? I mean, really. I thought "celebrity" was supposed to play a part in this show. Only Leif and Janice (oooo, she'll be a doozy!!) qualify. The rest are one-part wonders or wanna-be's!

The point about Jamie isn't just that his hairline is receding. He's been painting on a hairline for years and tattoing his scalp (if it's real) is never a good solution to a receding hairline.

And if you don't think there's something seriously wrong with Trina's drip-drip curl in 2010 . . . well, I don't know what to tell ya.

[Edited 7/19/10 21:26pm]

I think Jamie's tat is for a movie role, but what do I know. Plus, I never knew he was "painting" the hair line in. Interesting...

And yeah, I peeped Trina's do. My dumb ass was sittin' there thinking they were talking about something more than that! lol

alexnvrmnd777 said:

SCNDLS said:

The point about Jamie isn't just that his hairline is receding. He's been painting on a hairline for years and tattoing his scalp (if it's real) is never a good solution to a receding hairline.

And if you don't think there's something seriously wrong with Trina's drip-drip curl in 2010 . . . well, I don't know what to tell ya.

[Edited 7/19/10 21:26pm]

I think Jamie's tat is for a movie role, but what do I know. Plus, I never knew he was "painting" the hair line in. Interesting...

And yeah, I peeped Trina's do. My dumb ass was sittin' there thinking they were talking about something more than that! lol

Yeah, I think that last Jamie pic is AFTER the one where you can see his receding hairline. Folks been laughing at his disappearing acts 'do for awhile.

And with Trina, it can be hard to decide what you're gonna laugh at first. But I think that drippy drip in the heat of summer 2010 is the most egregious offense.

[Edited 7/19/10 21:47pm]

How can you have a hot mess thread without my favorite family of music?

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Doesn't Jermaine know you can't have plastic and gel out in the sun for too long?

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Cuz you da kang and I was waiting on you to bless us.

But, seriously, why 'maine is looking kinda alright here???

I mean, he looks flammable and combustible but still . . . alright.

SCNDLS said:

Enuf already with the booty implants!

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I'd still hit it

Abdul said:

SCNDLS said:

Enuf already with the booty implants!

PHOTOS:

I'd still hit it

Ya'll dudes won't learn until some fool's dick is blown off by an exploding booty.

SCNDLS said:

Ya'll dudes won't learn until some fool's dick is blown off by an exploding booty.

Abdul said:

SCNDLS said:

Ya'll dudes won't learn until some fool's dick is blown off by an exploding booty.

you nasty.

SCNDLS said:

That's nasty.

The funny thing about Celebrity Rehab is a lot of people are going on the show even though they don't have any addictions. They're just doing it for the money and exposure.

I was watching TMZ and they had Shauna Sand's herpes infected ass on there, and she basically said she was going on even though she doesn't have a substance abuse problem. They asked what she was going on for, and she kinda shit eating grin on her face and kinda avoided the question until she said "champagne".

If this is true, VH1 really ought to be ashamed of themselves. There's some people out there who really need help, and they're putting these fame whores on the show for no reason.

They're basically making a mockery of addiction.

My brother passed away because of his substance problem, and maybe he'd still be here had he gotten some help.

It sickens me when I hear about stuff like this.

Rachel Uchitel doesn't have any fucking substance problems. Unless you count the Birth Control Pill and spreading her legs for married men so she can extort them for money "substance problems".

BTW, LOL at Donald Trump trying to take credit for Piers Morgan's success! Like he wouldn't have gotten the job to replace Larry King had he not won the Apprentice. Like the producers of the show werent' even considering him until they saw clips of him on the show and begged Trump personally if they can ask him to be the new host!

As if Piers didn't get the job because of his own talent and personality!

Give me a fucking break!!!

SCNDLS said:

The point about Jamie isn't just that his hairline is receding. He's been painting on a hairline for years and tattoing his scalp (if it's real) is never a good solution to a receding hairline.

And if you don't think there's something seriously wrong with Trina's drip-drip curl in 2010 . . . well, I don't know what to tell ya.

[Edited 7/19/10 21:26pm]

A painted hairline? But,as weird as his hairline looks, you can clearly see some hair there, albeit very short. This rather looks like a wig or something, not painted.