Have you heard, discovered or read something that should be on a bumper sticker?

Here's mine:

Remember...Just going to church doesn't make you a
Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car

If you're gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair.

Poiple said:

If you're gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair.

I'd like one that says, "BACK THE FUCK OFF, STUPID."

Or how 'bout, "YOU'RE DOING AT LEAST 60KM AND YOU'RE VIRTUALLY ON TOP OF ME. WHAT DO YOU THINK'S GONNA HAPPEN IF I HAVE TO HIT MY BRAKES? "?

Maybe, "WHERE'S THE FIRE, ASSHOLE? "

I saw one that was classic:

GO ON FOOL. HELL IS JUST UP THE ROAD!

Even better:

SPEED ON, FOOL. THERE'S A TREE STANDING WITH YOUR NAME ON IT!

When someone parks so close to you, making it almost impossible to move your car:

Next time, leave me a can opener so I can pry my fucking car out!

Wow - there sure are a lot of bitter slowpokes in the world.

Genesia said:

Wow - there sure are a lot of bitter slowpokes in the world.

No, I'm not necessarily a slow-poke. I hate drag-assin as much as the next guy, but when I see fools speeding recklessly, it makes me a bit angry. They could kill somebody!

Shyra said:

Genesia said:

Wow - there sure are a lot of bitter slowpokes in the world.

No, I'm not necessarily a slow-poke. I hate drag-assin as much as the next guy, but when I see fools speeding recklessly, it makes me a bit angry. They could kill somebody!

So could people who drive too slowly.

Genesia said:

Shyra said:

No, I'm not necessarily a slow-poke. I hate drag-assin as much as the next guy, but when I see fools speeding recklessly, it makes me a bit angry. They could kill somebody!

So could people who drive too slowly.

Yeah, ya gotta point. When I see a little old man or lady hunched over the wheel driving 25mph in a 55mph zone, I steer the hell clear. I'm all for geriatric driving tests. When you reach 70 years old, time for another road test!

Joel Hodgson had this great joke about having a bumper sticker in Braille. It said, "If you can read this, you're too close."

I saw a real funny bumper sticker (back in the 80's) that read:

Bumper to bumper

Butt to butt

Get off my ass

You crazy nut!

I remember telling a close friend of mine about this bumper sticker and saying, "If I ever see that bumper sticker anywhere, I'm buying it!" Unfortunately, I never did, but that bumper sticker cracked me up when I saw it.

"jesus isn't coming".

Poiple said:

If you're gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair.

I like that one.

One that is already out there is still a favorite.

"If you drive any closer to me, I'll flick a booger on your windshield"

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Ace said:

Poiple said:

If you're gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair.

I'd like one that says, "BACK THE FUCK OFF, STUPID."

@ both y'all.

I used to have a close friend whose CA license plate read: MORON

I was awesome because it could be used in multiple ways. If he did something stupid, well, his plate does say he's a moron. And people who read it from behind would suddenly back off a few car lengths.

I don't think I'll have them if I ever buy another car. But the favorite on my last car had oversized yellow letters on an all black stickert that said:

HANG UP

AND DRIVE

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squirrelgrease said:

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I just one one that says "fuck off and die motherfucker"

nobody cares about your children

whistle said:

nobody cares about your children

I would buy that one, but it would be a literal meaning for me. Not a response to those "my child" bumper stickers.

squirrelgrease said:

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Poiple said:

If you're gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair.

That's already a bumper sticker.

SUPRMAN said:

Poiple said:

If you're gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair.

That's already a bumper sticker.

I haven't seen it on a bumper sticker, but I did see it stencilled across the back window of a jacked up 4 x 4 pickup truck being driven by a girl.