They were playing clips from the Hasselhoff roast on Howard Stern, the other day. This joke's from (frequent Stern guest) Gilbert Gottfried (I'm paraphrasing):

A genie-in-a-bottle appears to Pam. He says, "I will grant you one wish!"

Pam thinks for a few minutes and says, "Could you make V.I.P. the critically-acclaimed, hit show it should've been?!"

The genie says, "I am a genie, not a miracle worker."

Pam thinks for a second and says, "Okay! Could you make my vagina tight again?!"

The genie says, "Uh...lemme take another look at this V.I.P...."

Pamela Anderson went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. “I would like to buy this TV,” she told the salesman.

“Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes,” he replied. She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman “I would like to buy this TV.”

“Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes,” he replied. “Darn, he recognized me,” she thought. She went for a complete disguise this time, haircut and new color,
new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman.

“I would like to buy this TV.” “Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes,” he replied. Frustrated, Pamela exclaimed “How do you know
I’m a blonde?” “Because that’s a microwave,” he replied.

Pamela Anderson and Angelina Jolie were riding in an elevator when George Clooney got in. Although strikingly handsome, he had a noticeable case of dandruff. When he got off the elevator, Angelina told Pam, "Someone should give him some Head and Shoulders".

To which Pam replied, "How do you give shoulders?"

Ace said:

They were playing clips from the Hasselhoff roast on Howard Stern, the other day. This joke's from (frequent Stern guest) Gilbert Gottfried (I'm paraphrasing):

A genie-in-a-bottle appears to Pam. He says, "I will grant you one wish!"

Pam thinks for a few minutes and says, "Could you make V.I.P. the critically-acclaimed, hit show it should've been?!"

The genie says, "I am a genie, not a miracle worker."

Pam thinks for a second and says, "Okay! Could you make my vagina tight again?!"

The genie says, "Uh...lemme take another look at this V.I.P...."

Goddamn, Gilbert is funny. He might be my favorite frequent guest on that show.