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The Condom Thread Kirby's favorite brand is called "Checkmate." What's yours?
Bring that conversation here, Kirby. Leave chess alone! -------
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My favourite brand is a ribbed, Union Jack, Cheese and Onion flavour condom...
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You know, my chess game is really improving since I started to put condoms on whilst playing.
It stops me stabbing myself in the eye with the sharp bits! When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: You know, my chess game is really improving since I started to put condoms on whilst playing.
It stops me stabbing myself in the eye with the sharp bits! Have you won yet?  -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: bkw said: You know, my chess game is really improving since I started to put condoms on whilst playing.
It stops me stabbing myself in the eye with the sharp bits! Have you won yet? I keep beating myself all the time!   When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: bkw said: You know, my chess game is really improving since I started to put condoms on whilst playing.
It stops me stabbing myself in the eye with the sharp bits! Have you won yet? I keep beating myself all the time!  I almost blew peanut butter out of my nose. -------
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what's a condom?  ---------------------------------
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jthad1129 said: what's a condom?
Yeah, so, how many kids have you got? -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: jthad1129 said: what's a condom?
Yeah, so, how many kids have you got? | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: jthad1129 said: what's a condom?
Yeah, so, how many kids have you got? Sorry Rhonda, don't swing it that way ---------------------------------
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jthad1129 said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: jthad1129 said: what's a condom?
Yeah, so, how many kids have you got? Sorry Rhonda, don't swing it that way Oooh...My mistake. -------
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jthad1129 said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: jthad1129 said: what's a condom?
Yeah, so, how many kids have you got? Sorry Rhonda, don't swing it that way | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: jthad1129 said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: jthad1129 said: what's a condom?
Yeah, so, how many kids have you got? Sorry Rhonda, don't swing it that way Oooh...My mistake. Now if Battier was involved!!!  ---------------------------------
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jthad1129 said: Now if Battier was involved!!! Well, when I stalk him and rip his clothes off and take photos, I'll send you some. -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: jthad1129 said: Now if Battier was involved!!! Well, when I stalk him and rip his clothes off and take photos, I'll send you some. Deal. you think he uses condoms? ---------------------------------
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jthad1129 said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: jthad1129 said: Now if Battier was involved!!! Well, when I stalk him and rip his clothes off and take photos, I'll send you some. Deal. you think he uses condoms? I never really thought about it. Read the article in my profile, and tell me if he sounds like the condom-wearing sort. I'll be sure to ask him when I have him captive... -------
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