whistle said:

Dave1992 said:

i'm English, Dave. it reminds me of home.

This was truly brilliant.

On:
- feisty, witty sense of humor that can keep up with mine
- passion about his interests
- when i can tell he's done a little extra in getting ready to look hot for me
- playing guitar or stroking my hair til i fall asleep
- old fashioned manners
- his secret dominant side :drool:

Off:
- the slight hint of machismo he's got sometimes
- occasionally being too shy to tell me what he really thinks

On's

-Long Hair

-Athletic body (years and years of exercise and healthy food)

-Ironic sense of humor

-Tall women with reasonably big boobs

-Strong women who could kick an average man's ass

-Spirituality and inconditional love for the animals and nature

-Strong, yet controlled, sexual appetite

-Narcissism

-Fixed eyebrows

-I don't give a fuck attitude

-Strong language, if necessary

-Nudism

-Women who love every second of their lives

-Small group of friends

-Extended foreplay

-Sex in the summer, on the beach

Off's

-Materialism

-Chronic insatisfaction (I want this, I want that, I should have done that, I shouldn't have done that, etc. )

-Nasty vanity

-Women who follow rules and stereotypes

-Little sisters and little brothers

-Women who enjoy being serious, thinking that makes them more interesting; bullshit

-Low culture

-Women who love to argue

-Shyness

-Women who need to talk incessantly, specially about personal stuff

-Marriage

[Edited 8/12/10 16:29pm]

Humour: (OFF) Girl, if you can't make me laugh, just .. leave.

Self irony: (OFF:) If you can't laugh about yourself when you trip and fall on those insanely tortorous high heels, or when you suddenly snort like an animal in stead of the little girl giggle you practised at home alone in front of the mirror at the age of 12 when you dreamed of a prince on a white horse, you're far to uptight to me. (ON): If you can laugh at yourself, we're bound to have a good time.

Body attitude: (ON): In my experience it's not so super important that you look like a super model, it's more a case of attitude. If you walk like you like yourself, I'll find you far more attractive, (OFF:) than if you seem like you're hiding yourself, or if you look like you've just given up.

Body: (ON): Yeah, keep it clean, mkay? It's also okay to show some skin. Boobs prefered in the handy-sizes, thought's not about size, it's about your ability to share. Oh, and the same goes for a good pussy. (OFF): Don't shave it to look like a 9 year old, just (ON:) trim it.

Clothes: (OFF): Don't wear less "because it's more", because it just ain't, mkay? It doesn't have to look french, (ON:) but it should look as if you had your eyes open when you picked pants and shirts, and I really like it when the body underneath shows (but in the kind of: "Sheet casually layed out over female body", and not: "Sheet wound very tightly around two fighting sea lions on a water bed".)

SEX: (OFF): Don't just lie there you selfish bitch, I'm not a vibrator, (ON): be with me as if you want me to have a good time.

[Edited 8/13/10 1:01am]

things you look for in a partner/ your partner... your biggest turn on's ( what seals the deal?) things he or she does that drives you wild

- Being tall #1 is a turn on for me. I love a tall guy. I just do. It just makes me melt.

- Dressing nicely is a turn on for me. But not someone who dresses in a self-absorbed, pretentious way. If you have no sense of style it just makes me bored with you and you look boring and I’ll lose interest pretty quickly. I know it when I see it.

- Cooking/Baking

- Healthy spirituality

- Western or Northern Europeans (this does not mean race)

- Scandinavians (this does not mean race)

- The right denim, matters.

- Being naturally "cool." I know it when I see it.

- Being emotionally available is a turn on.

- Communicating with me. Being able to talk for ages about things is cool to me.

- Fixing things, do it yourself is hot

things that you hate your turn off's in your partner or in the person your dating/ seeing ( what makes you call it an early night?)

- Open relationship types/bisexuals

- You're in the club, at the bar TOO MUCH

- Alcoholism

- Impotence, or the flip, demanding too much sex (I need balance, please).

- Passivity

- Don't place stock in your appearance.

- Aggressive, judgment-passing, look-at-you-like-you're-crazy atheists, or the flip, religious freaks (I need balance, please).

- Forced "cool" types/you're-escaping-small-town-and-wanna-prove-your-hip types.

- Someone who leeches off of you

- Not standing up for me or using what I say or things "against me"

- When the person can’t produce tears and/or is emotionally distant/unavailable

- Putting me down is a NO.

- DRUG USE

- When we're first dating, taking WAY. TOO. LONG. TO. TEXT. On Purpose (that's a sign to drop you)

- Being controlling

- Possessiveness

- Keeping too much contact with ex-lovers

[Edited 9/2/10 9:10am]

JoeTyler said:

On's

-Long Hair

-Athletic body (years and years of exercise and healthy food)

-Ironic sense of humor

-Tall women with reasonably big boobs

-Strong women who could kick an average man's ass

-Spirituality and inconditional love for the animals and nature

-Strong, yet controlled, sexual appetite

-Narcissism

-Fixed eyebrows

-I don't give a fuck attitude

-Strong language, if necessary

-Nudism

-Women who love every second of their lives

-Small group of friends

-Extended foreplay

-Sex in the summer, on the beach

Off's

-Materialism

-Chronic insatisfaction (I want this, I want that, I should have done that, I shouldn't have done that, etc. )

-Nasty vanity

-Women who follow rules and stereotypes

-Little sisters and little brothers

-Women who enjoy being serious, thinking that makes them more interesting; bullshit

-Low culture

-Women who love to argue

-Shyness

-Women who need to talk incessantly, specially about personal stuff

-Marriage

[Edited 8/12/10 16:29pm]

You would totally HATE my sister!!