ZombieKitten said:

Cerebus said:

Oh crap. I just read the "Fried Gluten" on the can of Mock Chicken. That's just nasty soundin'. Blech!

you know what, it looks OK!

http://images.google.com....p;gs_rfai=

: a tenacious elastic protein substance especially of wheat flour that gives cohesiveness to dough

I LOOOOVE Asian foods of all kind (they do incredible things with vegetables). I also REALLY love soy in nearly ANY form (I just wish it wasn't IN so many things and affecting farming so much). But I gotta say, I think I prefer my gluten being of the NON-fried variety. Those pics don't look particularly yummy to me.

Cerebus said:

ZombieKitten said:

you know what, it looks OK!

http://images.google.com....p;gs_rfai=

Main Entry: glu·ten

Pronunciation: \ˈglü-t^ən\

Function: noun

Etymology: Latin glutin-, gluten glue — more at clay

Date: 1803

: a tenacious elastic protein substance especially of wheat flour that gives cohesiveness to dough

I LOOOOVE Asian foods of all kind (they do incredible things with vegetables). I also REALLY love soy in nearly ANY form (I just wish it wasn't IN so many things and affecting farming so much). But I gotta say, I think I prefer my gluten being of the NON-fried variety. Those pics don't look particularly yummy to me.

you didn't like the puffballs?

ZombieKitten said:

Cerebus said:

Baloney is an accepted variant of balogna.

did you know you can laser engrave it and call it meatvertising?

http://blog.epromos.com/a...p_mea.html

That is just so many levels of wtf? Starting with, who was the walking brainfart that was so bored at work that he took the lunch meat off his sandwich to see what his multi-million dollar laser engraver would do to it? "Holy shit! Hey Jim! Look at what the engraver did on my balogna!"

johnart said:

Cerebus said:

I don't know about all that now. I mean, I understand what you're saying. In the right situation, if I was comfortable with the parties involved, it might not cost a damn thing. But to go to some dudes house that I've never met and play JO Godzilla on his train set? That's gonna cost a bit. And I really think $500 is a bargain in that regard. I'm sure that if the ad was real that he found a taker. Probably more than one, actually.

I've always figured there is someone out there who's gonna be into any damn thing you could possibly conjure up.

I'm still gonna say that $500 is too high for a simple JO and stomp. You have to really consider your market.

[Edited 8/11/10 22:47pm]

Sounds like johnart is in the market for JO godzilla (Probably has an add on craigslist right now)

ZombieKitten said:

Cerebus said:

Main Entry: glu·ten

Pronunciation: \ˈglü-t^ən\

Function: noun

Etymology: Latin glutin-, gluten glue — more at clay

Date: 1803

: a tenacious elastic protein substance especially of wheat flour that gives cohesiveness to dough

I LOOOOVE Asian foods of all kind (they do incredible things with vegetables). I also REALLY love soy in nearly ANY form (I just wish it wasn't IN so many things and affecting farming so much). But I gotta say, I think I prefer my gluten being of the NON-fried variety. Those pics don't look particularly yummy to me.

you didn't like the puffballs?

Mmmm. Not so much. I don't have deep feelings for any kind of deep fried protein, to be honest. I dislike them all.

Cerebus said:

ZombieKitten said:

you didn't like the puffballs?

Mmmm. Not so much. I don't have deep feelings for any kind of deep fried protein, to be honest. I dislike them all.

but does gluten contain protein?

ZombieKitten said:

Cerebus said:

Mmmm. Not so much. I don't have deep feelings for any kind of deep fried protein, to be honest. I dislike them all.

but does gluten contain protein?

You get an F for not reading the provided dictionary definition. Hmph.

Cerebus said:

ZombieKitten said:

but does gluten contain protein?

You get an F for not reading the provided dictionary definition. Hmph.

how weird

I have a need to fit in..

another wtf...(yes i thread jackin) ...are people really this depressed?? i just cant!

DrRockdapuss said:

Xibalba said:

Dude. You call that a cover of Darling Nikki?

Oh, my fault. Sarcasm is hard to convey sometimes. Nice to see you feel such personal ownership of this story.

So not gettin into e-beef on here. Prince is vegan, foo.

Oh wow. You can dish it out, but you can't take a little back?

Seriously, lighten up already - it's just imitation crab meat.

johnart said:

Cerebus said:

I don't know about all that now. I mean, I understand what you're saying. In the right situation, if I was comfortable with the parties involved, it might not cost a damn thing. But to go to some dudes house that I've never met and play JO Godzilla on his train set? That's gonna cost a bit. And I really think $500 is a bargain in that regard. I'm sure that if the ad was real that he found a taker. Probably more than one, actually.

I've always figured there is someone out there who's gonna be into any damn thing you could possibly conjure up.

I'm still gonna say that $500 is too high for a simple JO and stomp. You have to really consider your market.

[Edited 8/11/10 22:47pm]

I've been out of the scene for too long...what on earth is a JO ?

Ottensen said:

johnart said:

I've always figured there is someone out there who's gonna be into any damn thing you could possibly conjure up.

I'm still gonna say that $500 is too high for a simple JO and stomp. You have to really consider your market.

[Edited 8/11/10 22:47pm]

I've been out of the scene for too long...what on earth is a JO ?

It's a Joy Over (or in some circles, a "Jolly Oral")

I'm just guessin', but I'm pretty sure JO is jack off.

Cerebus said:

I'm just guessin', but I'm pretty sure JO is jack off.

Wow, all this time and I never knew!

Xibalba said:

Cerebus said:

I'm just guessin', but I'm pretty sure JO is jack off.

Wow, all this time and I never knew!

adds a whole other dimension to those ads, doesn't it

Guys, guys...trust me...I know what 'J.O.' means

Xibalba said:

Guys, guys...trust me...I know what 'J.O.' means

I figured you did, but I liked "Joy Over" so much that I wasn't 100% sure.

Cerebus said:

Xibalba said:

Guys, guys...trust me...I know what 'J.O.' means

I figured you did, but I liked "Joy Over" so much that I wasn't 100% sure.

Hahaha!

* and yet, the joy of this thread lives on...

HobbesLeCute said:

This guy.... there are no word's i wonder what he's like in person haha

johnart said:

Cerebus said:

JO people. JO. You would do that for imitation crab meat? Not me. I'd need at least five hundred, in cash.

$500 cash??? WTF is your dick made of gold??

Do you know how much shit I can buy for $500??? Aint no dick in any way shape or juicy veiny girthy form worht $500 cash.

[Edited 8/11/10 22:19pm]

Preach it to the choir

Gunsnhalen said:

johnart said:

$500 cash??? WTF is your dick made of gold??

Do you know how much shit I can buy for $500??? Aint no dick in any way shape or juicy veiny girthy form worht $500 cash.

[Edited 8/11/10 22:19pm]

Preach it to the choir

don't worry cer, I don't spend my money on diamonds and tiaras

I love how he promises these random things but then basically takes them back right after:

"guy to come over and jo...mutual touching and stuff" BUT "i'm not gay"

"stomp around and kick the trains and buildings like a monster" BUT "don't break they are my sons"

lol

retina said:

I love how he promises these random things but then basically takes them back right after:

"guy to come over and jo...mutual touching and stuff" BUT "i'm not gay"

"stomp around and kick the trains and buildings like a monster" BUT "don't break they are my sons"

lol

Yeah! What a bloody cock tease!

Xibalba said:

retina said:

I love how he promises these random things but then basically takes them back right after:

"guy to come over and jo...mutual touching and stuff" BUT "i'm not gay"

"stomp around and kick the trains and buildings like a monster" BUT "don't break they are my sons"

lol

Yeah! What a bloody cock tease!

I bet he'll take back the offer of imitation crab too, and all you'll get when you leave is two fish sticks.

Gunsnhalen said:

HobbesLeCute said:

This guy.... there are no word's i wonder what he's like in person haha

There's only one way to find out... are you man enough

"Obviously this is impossible and dangerous to attempt so I would be OK with just JO looking at the tornado."

HobbesLeCute said:

Gunsnhalen said:

This guy.... there are no word's i wonder what he's like in person haha

There's only one way to find out... are you man enough

No.... no i am not man enough=[