Just fill in the blank with your answers. Be as funny as you want to or not it's up to you.

My favorite thing to eat for breakfast is Food

If I were going to have a party, I'd want to invite Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, and Monica Lewinsky. (Say what you will-but you know that would be entertaining.)

The song that best reflects how I feel today is SEXY MF

If I could travel anywhere, I'd go to my bed

If I could meet 3 famous people, I'd want to meet God, Paris Hilton, and George Carlin.

(I know, I know-your thinking Paris Hilton,really? I'd use Paris to cleanse the mental pallet if you will)

If I could be a flavor of ice cream, I'd be fat free.

If I were a vegetable, I'd be Johnart after about 30 of these

If I could be an animal, I'd be human

If I were a sandwich I'd be a KidaDynamiteKewlschool delight.

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kewlschool said:

If I were a sandwich I'd be a KidaDynamiteKewlschool delight.

Who's going to be the mayo!?

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

kewlschool said:

If I were a sandwich I'd be a KidaDynamiteKewlschool delight.

Who's going to be the mayo!?

No worry, this sandwich comes with all the right condiments.

kewlschool said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Who's going to be the mayo!?

No worry, this sandwich comes with all the right condiments.

Let me guess, it comes with Kewlwhip?

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

kewlschool said:

No worry, this sandwich comes with all the right condiments.

Let me guess, it comes with Kewlwhip?

As a side order ( )

kewlschool said:

If I could be a flavor of ice cream, I'd be fat free.

Ummmm...yeah. Not a flavor. Vanilla is a flavor. Cherry is a flavor. Chocolate is a flavor.

Fat free is a characteristic. And, by its nature, completely anti-flavor.

Genesia said:

kewlschool said:

If I could be a flavor of ice cream, I'd be fat free.

Ummmm...yeah. Not a flavor. Vanilla is a flavor. Cherry is a flavor. Chocolate is a flavor.

Fat free is a characteristic. And, by its nature, completely anti-flavor.

True-but my other answer was to dirty.

Just fill in the blank with your answers. Be as funny as you want to or not it's up to you.

My favorite thing to eat for breakfast is french toast & hashbrowns.

If I were going to have a party, I'd want to invite prince, mayte, mani, bria, (just for fun)

The song that best reflects how I feel today is i don't care By:fallout boy

If I could travel anywhere, I'd go to Rio

If I could meet 3 famous people, I'd want to meet johnny depp, slash, obama

If I could be a flavor of ice cream, I'd be chocolate chip cookie dough

If I were a vegetable, I'd be lettuce

If I could be an animal, I'd be a bird

If I were a sandwich I'd be a BLT

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

kewlschool said:

No worry, this sandwich comes with all the right condiments.

Let me guess, it comes with Kewlwhip?

Folks need to make sure they use a condiment.

My favorite thing to eat for breakfast is frat boys

If I were going to have a party, I'd want to invite Macy Gray, Me'Shell N'Degeo'Cello and Kathy Griffin - among others.

The song that best reflects how I feel today is That Man

If I could travel anywhere, I'd go to Greece

If I could meet 3 famous people, I'd want to meet See party list.

If I could be a flavor of ice cream, I'd be chocolate and bacon.

If I were a vegetable, I'd be Terry Schiavo

If I could be an animal, I'd be human

If I were a sandwich I'd be the meat between two big rolls of man cake.

Much thanks to kimrachell and Ernestsewell for filling in the blanks as for the rest of you get to work!

Who knew ernestsewell was so, so dirty? While I remain

kewlschool said:

Just fill in the blank with your answers. Be as funny as you want to or not it's up to you.

My favorite thing to eat for breakfast is: scrambled eggs, maple bacon and english muffins

If I were going to have a party, I'd want to invite: vendetta, johnart, supa

The song that best reflects how I feel today is : Insatiable well because yeah you just gotta know..

If I could travel anywhere, I'd go to : ireland

If I could meet 3 famous people, I'd want to meet : Freddy mercury, micheal jackson, marilynn monroe

If I could be a flavor of ice cream, I'd be: strawberry cheesecake

If I were a vegetable, I'd be : a nice curvy lucious eggplant (the silkyness of the hourglass) lmfao

If I could be an animal, I'd be human

If I were a sandwich I'd be a peanut butter and banana sandwich ( so sweet everybody has to stick to me)

insatiable3 said:

kewlschool said:

Just fill in the blank with your answers. Be as funny as you want to or not it's up to you.

My favorite thing to eat for breakfast is: scrambled eggs, maple bacon and english muffins

If I were going to have a party, I'd want to invite: vendetta, johnart, supa

The song that best reflects how I feel today is : Insatiable well because yeah you just gotta know..

If I could travel anywhere, I'd go to : ireland

If I could meet 3 famous people, I'd want to meet : Freddy mercury, micheal jackson, marilynn monroe

If I could be a flavor of ice cream, I'd be: strawberry cheesecake

If I were a vegetable, I'd be : a nice curvy lucious eggplant (the silkyness of the hourglass) lmfao

If I could be an animal, I'd be human

If I were a sandwich I'd be a peanut butter and banana sandwich ( so sweet everybody has to stick to me)

Shoot girl it's about time. Peanut butter and banana sandwich is that kind of like sticky like glue?

Such a dirty, dirty insatiable3

kewlschool said:

Just fill in the blank with your answers. Be as funny as you want to or not it's up to you.

My favorite thing to eat for breakfast is home-made waffles with fruit and maple syrup

If I were going to have a party, I'd want to invite close friends and family

The song that best reflects how I feel today is I Am Love

If I could travel anywhere, I'd go to travel the world

If I could meet 3 famous people, I'd want to meet Sophia Loren, Michael Jackson, Charles Chaplin.

If I could be a flavor of ice cream, I'd be delicious .

If I were a vegetable, I'd be hated.

If I could be an animal, I'd be a panther

If I were a sandwich I'd a Nutella sandwich

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kewlschool said:

Who knew ernestsewell was so, so dirty?

Anyone who's ever read my posts on here.

kewlschool said:

Just fill in the blank with your answers. Be as funny as you want to or not it's up to you.

My favorite thing to eat for breakfast is well...um...poonanny nanny.

If I were going to have a party, I'd want to invite Prince, Kevin Smith, and Christopher Walken

The song that best reflects how I feel today is Dazed and Confused

If I could travel anywhere, I'd go to Japan

If I could meet 3 famous people, I'd want to meet Prince, Ronald Reagan and Kevin Smith

If I could be a flavor of ice cream, I'd be Oreo n Cream

If I were a vegetable, I'd be a big thick cucumber.

If I could be an animal, I'd be an eagle

If I were a sandwich I'd be a earl?

ernestsewell said:

If I could be a flavor of ice cream, I'd be chocolate and bacon.

Ernest,

I went to this hot dog place in Austin last month and had chocolate covered bacon for dessert!

It was.......interesting.

CallMeCarrie said:

ernestsewell said:

If I could be a flavor of ice cream, I'd be chocolate and bacon.

Ernest,

I went to this hot dog place in Austin last month and had chocolate covered bacon for dessert!

It was.......interesting.

I've made my own bacon bars before; they're delicious!

My friend Doug runs The Big Gay Ice Cream Truck in NYC, and one of their signature items is two chocolate cookies with Nutella, soft serve chocolate, and caramelized bacon in the middle.

My favorite thing to eat for breakfast is I'd rather have somebody eating ME 4 breakfast

If I were going to have a party, I'd want to invite xpertluva, Prince, & Lenny Kravitz

The song that best reflects how I feel today is Gotta Broken Heart Again

If I could travel anywhere, I'd go to Jamaica

If I could meet 3 famous people, I'd want to meet Prince, Prince, & Prince (cuz u KNOW he's got MULTIPLE personalities goin on in there!)

If I could be a flavor of ice cream, I'd be chocolate, caramel delight

If I were a vegetable, I'd be taken outta my misery, cuz who wants to live like that?

If I could be an animal, I'd be human

If I were a sandwich I'd be the middle of a Boris Kodjoe and Lamman Rucker sammich!!

My favorite thing to eat for breakfast is French Toast

If I were going to have a party, I'd want to invite James St. James, Michael Alig, DJ Keoki (because it would be an interesting night for sure.)

The song that best reflects how I feel today is Beautiful, Loved, & Blessed

If I could travel anywhere, I'd go to Italy

If I could meet 3 famous people, I'd want to meet Ellen, Warhol, & Sharon Osborne

If I could be a flavor of ice cream, I'd be Rocky Road

If I were a vegetable, I'd be Chili pepper

If I could be an animal, I'd be ????

If I were a sandwich I'd be a MAC

If I were a vegetable...make that fruit: complete lemon

Just fill in the blank with your answers. Be as funny as you want to or not it's up to you.

My favorite thing to eat for breakfast is blueberry waffles with peanut butter

If I were going to have a party, I'd want to invite Christopher Hitchens and the pope

The song that best reflects how I feel today is She Fucking Hates Me

If I could travel anywhere, I'd go to Liechtenstein

If I could meet 3 famous people, I'd want to meet Nietzsche, Dan Dennett and Michael Palin

If I could be a flavor of ice cream, I'd be Rum Raisin.

If I were a vegetable, I'd be kohlrabi

If I could be an animal, I'd be a bonobo

If I were a sandwich I'd be a cucumber and mayo - good for you and bad for you at the same time

My favorite thing to eat for breakfast is Breakfast tacos.

If I were going to have a party, I'd want to invite Everyone.

The song that best reflects how I feel today is Love 2 the 9's.

If I could travel anywhere, I'd go to Puerto Rico.

If I could meet 3 famous people, I'd want to meet Robert de niro, The Undertaker, and chris rock.

If I could be a flavor of ice cream, I'd be Cookies and cream.

If I were a vegetable, I'd be a Carrot.

If I could be an animal, I'd be a Cat.

If I were a sandwich I'd be a Cuban sandwich.

My favorite thing to eat for breakfast is a big, English veggie breakfast.

If I were going to have a party, I'd want to invite Prince, Sonny T, Michael B, Morris Hayes, Tommy Barbarella and Mayte.

The song that best reflects how I feel today is You Take My Breath Away - Eva Cassidy.

If I could travel anywhere, I'd go to London.

If I could meet 3 famous people, I'd want to meet Prince, Obama, Aristoteles.

If I could be a flavor of ice cream, I'd be coconut.

If I were a vegetable, I'd be a pepper.

If I could be an animal, I'd be a cat.

If I were a sandwich I'd be a good one.

Just fill in the blank with your answers. Be as funny as you want to or not it's up to you.

My favorite thing to eat for breakfast is Pancakes, eggs and turkey sausage.

If I were going to have a party, I'd want to invite Norah Jones and Rosario Dawson.

The song that best reflects how I feel today is Baloney Again.

If I could travel anywhere, I'd go to the Dominican Republic

If I could meet 3 famous people, I'd want to meet ... er, I'm not so big on that, save for the aforementioned party invitees... .

If I could be a flavor of ice cream, I'd be Mocha Fudge.

If I were a vegetable, I'd be

If I could be an animal, I'd be

If I were a sandwich I'd be a

ernestsewell said:

CallMeCarrie said:

Ernest,

I went to this hot dog place in Austin last month and had chocolate covered bacon for dessert!

It was.......interesting.

I've made my own bacon bars before; they're delicious!

My friend Doug runs The Big Gay Ice Cream Truck in NYC, and one of their signature items is two chocolate cookies with Nutella, soft serve chocolate, and caramelized bacon in the middle.

SHOCKADELICA1 said:

My favorite thing to eat for breakfast is I'd rather have somebody eating ME 4 breakfast

If I were a sandwich I'd be the middle of a Boris Kodjoe and Lamman Rucker sammich!!

!st answer shockingly shocksdelica

Answer 2-I had to google-I had no idea who they are?

My favorite thing to eat for breakfast is Last Night's Leftovers

If I were going to have a party, I'd want to invite Lenny Kravitz, Macy Gray, and Solange Knowles

The song that best reflects how I feel today is The Robot Chicken Credits Song

If I could travel anywhere, I'd go to the kinkiest sex shop in the world

If I could meet 3 famous people, I'd want to meet Mia Farrow, Jane Fonda, Janet Jackson

If I could be a flavor of ice cream, I'd be Chi-Town Orgasma-berry.

If I were a vegetable, I'd be A sensual Carrot

If I could be an animal, I'd be A big blue Parakeet with a fancy for shiny ribbons and large hoop earrings!

If I were a sandwich I'd be a Erotic City Mega Melt--full of meat, sauce, and addictive cheese.

LadyLuvSexxy said:

The song that best reflects how I feel today is The Robot Chicken Credits Song

If I were a sandwich I'd be a Erotic City Mega Melt--full of meat, sauce, and addictive cheese.

1) Robot chicken

2)That erotic city Mega Melt sounds like a whole lot of calories. And I might add VERY dirty. Dirty, dirty bird!