You see it everyday.

It is a growing epidemic.

Women without an ounce of taste.

Behaving foolishly on Oprah over some free shit they don't even know what it's gonna be.

It's not their fault...no.

These women were born without the Fabulous gene and left by society to fend for themselves.

For themselves...without a Gay.

Open up your heart and home...ADOPT A HAG if you can.

Or donate a fabulous item of clothing or accesory (of current season please ) to your local Hag Shelter.

And watch your local newscast for Wednesday's Hag. (I wish we could do this bit for real )

The Baby Jesus Loves You!

I dont have a gay anymore

mods, ban this divisive person.

tinaz said:

I dont have a gay anymore

Our hotline is open 24 hours a day.(as long as we're awake or not passed the fuck out drunk)

Come to DC and get you some Gay.

tinaz said:

I dont have a gay anymore

can't you get one at wal mart, you seem to be able to do/get anything else there....

TheVoid said:

mods, ban this divisive person.

You just jealous cuz to be someone's gay you have to actually SAY it outloud.

How's your butthole??

johnart said:

tinaz said:

I dont have a gay anymore

Our hotline is open 24 hours a day.(as long as we're awake or not passed the fuck out drunk)

Come to DC and get you some Gay.

Your the best gay EVER!!

johnart said:

TheVoid said:

mods, ban this divisive person.

You just jealous cuz to be someone's gay you have to actually SAY it outloud.

How's your butthole??

I have no interest in the geigh!

I'm too busy learning to box, and hunt, and fish.

tinaz said:

johnart said:

Our hotline is open 24 hours a day.(as long as we're awake or not passed the fuck out drunk)

Come to DC and get you some Gay.

Your the best gay EVER!!

thejason said:

tinaz said:

I dont have a gay anymore

can't you get one at wal mart, you seem to be able to do/get anything else there....

EW! have you SEEN www.peopleofwalmart.com!! There are no good gays there

tinaz said:

thejason said:

can't you get one at wal mart, you seem to be able to do/get anything else there....

EW! have you SEEN www.peopleofwalmart.com!! There are no good gays there

surely they can put one on your stick thingy...

[Edited 7/14/10 9:23am]

TheVoid said:

johnart said:

You just jealous cuz to be someone's gay you have to actually SAY it outloud.

How's your butthole??

I have no interest in the geigh!

I'm too busy learning to box, and hunt, and fish.

Mods, please ban this individual trying to get in my way of doing the Lord's Work.

I have a gay, but he asks ME for clothing advice.

He did well for his birthday party, tho.

Isn't that the point of "Drag U"- to rehabilitate hags?

I try, John, but I work in a school building where the "Hag to Fab" ratio is way too high...

I'd have to give up on teaching the kids and concentrate on "bettering their environment through makeovers."

TheVoid said:

I'm too busy learning to box, and hunt, and fish.

roll tide...

Transcript from a past "Wednesday's Hag" segment:

Tina (not our tina ) is a 37 year old single telemarketer who dreams of someday being able to call a fabulous man Her Gay.

On our day together, we took Tina to Sephora, where she wandered the ailses cluelessly.

chocolate1 said:

I have a gay, but he asks ME for clothing advice.

He did well for his birthday party, tho.

Isn't that the point of "Drag U"- to rehabilitate hags?

I try, John, but I work in a school building where the "Hag to Fab" ratio is way too high...

I'd have to give up on teaching the kids and concentrate on "bettering their environment through makeovers."

You are not in need.

As a matter of fact, we hereby appoint you a Hag Councelor.
Your tiara is in the mail.

thejason said:

tinaz said:

EW! have you SEEN www.peopleofwalmart.com!! There are no good gays there

surely the can put one on your stick thingy...

[Edited 7/14/10 9:18am]

We have a charity - sort of like "Toys for Tots."

Bags for Hags

We're waiting for a call from the "convertible purse" women from that other thread...

Bags for Hags PSA...Baby Jesus in a Birkin (instead of a manger) with Mary, and the Three Wise Homos gazing adoringly.

johnart said:

Transcript from a past "Wednesday's Hag" segment:

Tina (not our tina ) is a 37 year old single telemarketer who dreams of someday being able to call a fabulous man Her Gay.

On our day together, we took Tina to Sephora, where she wandered the ailses cluelessly.

Why they always gotta give my name a bad rep...

.

[Edited 7/14/10 9:23am]

Genesia said:

We have a charity - sort of like "Toys for Tots."

Bags for Hags

We're waiting for a call from the "convertible purse" women from that other thread...

You have to warn me!
I wasn't wearin my DEPENDS!!!!

Sally, a crane operator from Indiana wanted, on her special Wednesday's Hag day, to go for lunch and ice cream.

We had her moustache and eyebrows waxed instead.

johnart said:

Genesia said:

We have a charity - sort of like "Toys for Tots."

Bags for Hags

We're waiting for a call from the "convertible purse" women from that other thread...

You have to warn me!
I wasn't wearin my DEPENDS!!!!

Sowwy...

johnart said:

chocolate1 said:

I have a gay, but he asks ME for clothing advice.

He did well for his birthday party, tho.

Isn't that the point of "Drag U"- to rehabilitate hags?

I try, John, but I work in a school building where the "Hag to Fab" ratio is way too high...

I'd have to give up on teaching the kids and concentrate on "bettering their environment through makeovers."

You are not in need.

As a matter of fact, we hereby appoint you a Hag Councelor.
Your tiara is in the mail.

Thank you so much...

Hey, johnny...how's our supply of training heels?

Ingrid, a crossing guard from New Jersey, wears dowdy unnattractive orthopedic shoes due to severe arthitis in her legs.

We surprised her with a pair of 5" stilletos and a brand new shiny wheelchair!

Genesia said:

Hey, johnny...how's our supply of training heels?

Crocs called yesterday trying to make a donation.

I told them to FUCK OFF and hung up the phone.

chocolate1 said:

johnart said:

You are not in need.

As a matter of fact, we hereby appoint you a Hag Councelor.
Your tiara is in the mail.

Thank you so much...

johnart said:

Genesia said:

Hey, johnny...how's our supply of training heels?

Crocs called yesterday trying to make a donation.

I told them to FUCK OFF and hung up the phone.