AIR CONDITIONED cabins on a tropical beach. That's the only way it's gonna happen. | |
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Don't hug me if you have a damn cold... bitch!
I can't sleep with a mosquito in the house. I'll play with a bee but run from a roach. play with a hamster but I am terrified of a rat in my house
I have peed in a pool but I can not pee in the ocean
I want coffee......
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There are things swimming in that water... like I might pee and violate some animals breathing water... | |
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I was thinking a pool probably wouldn't have something that would swim up one's pee hole. | |
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People who I have dined with that are rude to the waiter /waitress. I'm like you fugg around if you want some lungies in your food, but don't do it while I'm sitting here with you.
I was with this woman from work, on a business lunch meeting, and she "told off" not only the waitress, but then proceeded to belittle the kitchen manager when he came out regarding the commotion. The woman was eating "cream of corn" soup, and she was pissed because the bowl was not filled enough. So she raised all this fuss about them adding more soup to her bowl, they were very resisitant and she persisted. They ended up adding the soup. There's NO WAY that I'm arguing with someone who has to go behind a closed door and handle my food....creamy soup nonetheless. SMH.
Although I'm your biggest fan...I'm also your biggest critic. Can you deal with that? | |
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Nevermind, question already answered. [Edited 8/7/10 0:05am] Although I'm your biggest fan...I'm also your biggest critic. Can you deal with that? | |
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"Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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Yeah well,,,when their smells hit my nostrils, my gag reflex develops a mind of its own unfortunately.
Hence, why its illogical | |
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I love the smell of fresh tomatoes. Reminds me of the time when my grandma used to grow them in our backyard. They smell "green". And I can not determine the smell of a tomatoe once it's chopped up. My nasal senses are not that sensetive.
But tomatoes and onions sauteed in a pan smells like musty armpits. That's all I know about the smell of tomatoes. [Edited 8/7/10 4:38am] Although I'm your biggest fan...I'm also your biggest critic. Can you deal with that? | |
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Those chemical disinfectants can do some WORK on one's pussy(or penis) though
Not that I tried pissing on the pool, I'm self conscious to do it anyway,,,,,but I wouldn't fuck with chlorine | |
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if you two are done flirting and shit, my plate does NOT have a pancake on it for some reason............. | |
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I never made any pretense of going along with that mess.
Okay, here's another silly thing I do. I have friends who go camping for a weekend every summer at a county park that's about 20 miles from where I live. There's a group of musicians involved, so they alway have some pretty good music around the campfire on Saturday night.
I go "nearly camping" - go out to the campsite for dinner and music, then go home and sleep in my nice, air-conditioned, bug-free bed. We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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I read this on my phone while walking laps in the park. I laughed out loud! "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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I remember swimming in a swarm of baby shrimp/lobster in the beach one morning... the water was freezing in May and all you could see were clear 1/2" shrimpy things.... I just could never pee. A baby lobster in your peehole? Ouch! | |
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Nice idea! If you will, so will I | |
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Y'know, like leftovers. | |
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Hag. Muse. Web Goddess. Taurean. Tree Hugger. Poet. Professional Nerd. Geek.
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Absolutely. I used to go a lot more than I do now. Growing up, my dad and I would go to the beach and camp for 3 or 4 days at the time. As I got older and up until I had kids, I would camp occasionally with a bunch of friends just out in the woods. | |
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Bohemian Grove! | |
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I am from MN and I have fallen for that once. I ended up buying that $50 nail kit or something. And all because the dude told me I was pretty or something. I was feeling vulnerable. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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This had always been my favorite Ernie & Bert skit! I can't believe I never thought to look it up on YouTube. I'm stealing it. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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I have a sort of soundphobia, which means that I'll positively explode if someone begins to bite or chew an apple right next to me. Only self control has kept me from killing the Apple Violators.
But that's not all. High heels on concrete, or more precisely: many high heels on concrete! Argh. I swear I go crazy when I'm suddenly down town and out of no where comes the horde of women in heels (apparently with the sole purpose of irritating me) and then they start walking about creating a caos of click-clack-click-clack. I have at one point asked one of my girl friend's to lose the heels if she wants to walk besides me. Yep, that's me, totally illogical bastard.
And the most illogical one is this: I HATE the sound of coffee being poured into a cup too slowly. The sort of "lazy old man peeing"-sound. I have on occasion actually walked out of the room to get away from the Slobby Sippy Coffee Pouring club, ready to summon the dogs of hell.
And then there's the lesser ones, like: How I instantly judge (harshly) people who can't figure out to cut their nails before the turn into revolting claws with liquorice stuffing underneath. Why is it so hard for so many to? Why? And why do I care? | |
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My Monday morning issue: FAMS. "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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I must admit, I had to Google Bohemian Grove--I'd never heard of it. No, sadly, I am not that influential, wealthy, or prominent. | |
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but.. all o' them thangs livin' & swimmin' in the water --- they all pee and poop in it (sure, our waste is more toxic than theirs, but...) that's why I don't go in the water @ the beach (well, not deep.. I might go in up to my knees or mid-thigh if it's gawd-awful hot -- but beyond that, my brain says even though you can't see their pee & poop, it's there... and it will get all over you.... ) Hag. Muse. Web Goddess. Taurean. Tree Hugger. Poet. Professional Nerd. Geek.
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I thought fish pooped sand... well not ALL fish, just the ones that chew coral, like parrot fish... sooo , isn't the beach itself just one big slab of old fish poop/body parts?
I actually swim in the sea... it makes me feel better about that water knowing something can actually live in it. Guess it isn't that bad if and animal can live in poopy peed water?
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Newsflash! That's why they are in "salt water"....salt water kills harmful waste bacteria. Although I'm your biggest fan...I'm also your biggest critic. Can you deal with that? | |
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