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Reply #240 posted 08/06/10 8:27pm

johnart

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PositivityNYC said:

johnart said:

whew

razz

lol if we do attempt that again, cabins.. not tents

you know I can't deal with bugs.. lol

AIR CONDITIONED cabins on a tropical beach. That's the only way it's gonna happen.

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Reply #241 posted 08/06/10 8:52pm

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Don't hug me if you have a damn cold... bitch!

I can't sleep with a mosquito in the house.

I'll play with a bee but run from a roach.

play with a hamster but I am terrified of a rat in my house

I have peed in a pool but I can not pee in the ocean

I want coffee......

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Reply #242 posted 08/06/10 9:00pm

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paintedlady said:

Don't hug me if you have a damn cold... bitch!

I can't sleep with a mosquito in the house.

I'll play with a bee but run from a roach.

play with a hamster but I am terrified of a rat in my house

I have peed in a pool but I can not pee in the ocean

I want coffee......

lol lol

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Reply #243 posted 08/06/10 9:47pm

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johnart said:

paintedlady said:

Don't hug me if you have a damn cold... bitch!

I can't sleep with a mosquito in the house.

I'll play with a bee but run from a roach.

play with a hamster but I am terrified of a rat in my house

I have peed in a pool but I can not pee in the ocean

I want coffee......

lol lol

There are things swimming in that water... like I might pee and violate some animals breathing water... boxed

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Reply #244 posted 08/06/10 10:04pm

Cinnie

paintedlady said:

johnart said:

lol lol

There are things swimming in that water... like I might pee and violate some animals breathing water... boxed

I was thinking a pool probably wouldn't have something that would swim up one's pee hole.

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Reply #245 posted 08/07/10 12:02am

Reel

People who I have dined with that are rude to the waiter /waitress. I'm like you fugg around if you want some lungies in your food, but don't do it while I'm sitting here with you.

I was with this woman from work, on a business lunch meeting, and she "told off" not only the waitress, but then proceeded to belittle the kitchen manager when he came out regarding the commotion. The woman was eating "cream of corn" soup, and she was pissed because the bowl was not filled enough. So she raised all this fuss about them adding more soup to her bowl, they were very resisitant and she persisted. They ended up adding the soup. There's NO WAY that I'm arguing with someone who has to go behind a closed door and handle my food....creamy soup nonetheless. SMH.

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Reply #246 posted 08/07/10 12:04am

Reel

Nevermind, question already answered.

[Edited 8/7/10 0:05am]

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Reply #247 posted 08/07/10 4:27am

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Reel said:

People who I have dined with that are rude to the waiter /waitress. I'm like you fugg around if you want some lungies in your food, but don't do it while I'm sitting here with you.

I was with this woman from work, on a business lunch meeting, and she "told off" not only the waitress, but then proceeded to belittle the kitchen manager when he came out regarding the commotion. The woman was eating "cream of corn" soup, and she was pissed because the bowl was not filled enough. So she raised all this fuss about them adding more soup to her bowl, they were very resisitant and she persisted. They ended up adding the soup. There's NO WAY that I'm arguing with someone who has to go behind a closed door and handle my food....creamy soup nonetheless. SMH.

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Reply #248 posted 08/07/10 4:30am

Harlepolis

PositivityNYC said:

Harlepolis said:

OMG, I thought I was alone in this!

Tomatoes and cucumbers smells absloutly revolt me barf I don't mind tomatoes if they're cooked(to add a lil' flavor and color to my meals) but I never eat them,,,I never even grab them, because then I'll have to smell my hands, stop whatever it is I'm doing and wash my damn hands for good 5 minutes disbelief

eek

tomatoes are -- and smell --

WONDERFUL!!!!!!!!!

Yeah well,,,when their smells hit my nostrils, my gag reflex develops a mind of its own unfortunately.

Hence, why its illogical wink

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Reply #249 posted 08/07/10 4:36am

Reel

I love the smell of fresh tomatoes. Reminds me of the time when my grandma used to grow them in our backyard. They smell "green". And I can not determine the smell of a tomatoe once it's chopped up. My nasal senses are not that sensetive.

But tomatoes and onions sauteed in a pan smells like musty armpits. That's all I know about the smell of tomatoes. wink

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Reply #250 posted 08/07/10 4:38am

Harlepolis

Cinnie said:

paintedlady said:

There are things swimming in that water... like I might pee and violate some animals breathing water... boxed

I was thinking a pool probably wouldn't have something that would swim up one's pee hole.

Those chemical disinfectants can do some WORK on one's pussy(or penis) though boxed

Not that I tried pissing on the pool, I'm self conscious to do it anyway,,,,,but I wouldn't fuck with chlorine shake

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Reply #251 posted 08/07/10 5:26am

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bboy87 said:

PunkMistress said:

Well, grilling preserves (and adds) flavor.

Baking dries and blandifies (it's a word now, I said so) meat. ill

nod

if you two are done flirting and shit, my plate does NOT have a pancake on it for some reason.............



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Reply #252 posted 08/07/10 7:19am

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PositivityNYC said:

Cinnie said:

So many feet issues!!

DOES ANYONE GO CAMPING??? That's a real question

I have friends who do in California..

and johnart and some other purple heads tried to make me go one summer here on the east coast... luckily lol I broke 2 bones in my left pinky toe and couldn't go (other stuff came up so none of us went).. lol wink

I never made any pretense of going along with that mess. hmph!

Okay, here's another silly thing I do. I have friends who go camping for a weekend every summer at a county park that's about 20 miles from where I live. There's a group of musicians involved, so they alway have some pretty good music around the campfire on Saturday night.

I go "nearly camping" - go out to the campsite for dinner and music, then go home and sleep in my nice, air-conditioned, bug-free bed. lol

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Reply #253 posted 08/07/10 7:46am

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JerseyKRS said:

bboy87 said:

nod

if you two are done flirting and shit, my plate does NOT have a pancake on it for some reason.............

I read this on my phone while walking laps in the park. I laughed out loud! lol


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Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."

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Reply #254 posted 08/07/10 8:29am

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Cinnie said:

paintedlady said:

There are things swimming in that water... like I might pee and violate some animals breathing water... boxed

I was thinking a pool probably wouldn't have something that would swim up one's pee hole.

I remember swimming in a swarm of baby shrimp/lobster in the beach one morning... the water was freezing in May and all you could see were clear 1/2" shrimpy things.... I just could never pee.

A baby lobster in your peehole? Ouch! eek

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Reply #255 posted 08/07/10 9:57am

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Cinnie said:

thekidsgirl said:

Ugh! The slices are never the same size! disbelief

That's why you can't even 'em up! I get over this issue by immediately storing them as separate slices (enduring their varying portion size), or by eating the pizza until connected slices of relatively uniform slice size remain.

hmmm Nice idea!

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Reply #256 posted 08/07/10 10:31am

Cinnie

thekidsgirl said:

Cinnie said:

That's why you can't even 'em up! I get over this issue by immediately storing them as separate slices (enduring their varying portion size), or by eating the pizza until connected slices of relatively uniform slice size remain.

hmmm Nice idea!

Y'know, like leftovers.

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Reply #257 posted 08/07/10 4:37pm

PositivityNYC

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johnart said:

PositivityNYC said:

razz

lol if we do attempt that again, cabins.. not tents

you know I can't deal with bugs.. lol

AIR CONDITIONED cabins on a tropical beach. That's the only way it's gonna happen.

lol

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Reply #258 posted 08/07/10 5:01pm

Poiple

Cinnie said:

So many feet issues!!

DOES ANYONE GO CAMPING??? That's a real question

Absolutely. I used to go a lot more than I do now. Growing up, my dad and I would go to the beach and camp for 3 or 4 days at the time. As I got older and up until I had kids, I would camp occasionally with a bunch of friends just out in the woods.

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Reply #259 posted 08/07/10 6:42pm

Cinnie

Poiple said:

Cinnie said:

So many feet issues!!

DOES ANYONE GO CAMPING??? That's a real question

Absolutely. I used to go a lot more than I do now. Growing up, my dad and I would go to the beach and camp for 3 or 4 days at the time. As I got older and up until I had kids, I would camp occasionally with a bunch of friends just out in the woods.

Bohemian Grove! omfg

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Reply #260 posted 08/07/10 10:37pm

booty

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Reply #261 posted 08/09/10 4:45am

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Genesia said:

chocolate1 said:

I just came from the mall:

  • people who get on the step DIRECTLY behind me on the escalator, even when there's no one else on it. MOVE THE HELL BACK! mad
  • kiosk workers: don't say shit to me, and we're good. talk to the hand
  • I cannot buy a pair of shoes that have been tried on! They have to have the cardboard and all that crap still factory-sealed. (Yesterday I picked up a pair that had the toe print of the last person who tried them. shake)

Oh.My.Gawd. Have you ever been to the Mall of America? The hand lotion people there are the worst! They will fuckin' chase you down the hall! mad

Ma'am, can I show you something?

Yeah - show me how you disappear.

Just see if I don't slap a bitch someday.

lol I am from MN and I have fallen for that once. I ended up buying that $50 nail kit or something. And all because the dude told me I was pretty or something. confused I was feeling vulnerable. lol boxed

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Reply #262 posted 08/09/10 4:52am

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KoolEaze said:

Genesia said:

I have eaten entire cakes just trying to "even them up." neutral

Now why oh why does this sound SOOO familiar?

This had always been my favorite Ernie & Bert skit! lol I can't believe I never thought to look it up on YouTube. I'm stealing it. smile

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Reply #263 posted 08/09/10 5:26am

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I have a sort of soundphobia, which means that I'll positively explode if someone begins to bite or chew an apple right next to me. Only self control has kept me from killing the Apple Violators.

But that's not all. High heels on concrete, or more precisely: many high heels on concrete! Argh. I swear I go crazy when I'm suddenly down town and out of no where comes the horde of women in heels (apparently with the sole purpose of irritating me) and then they start walking about creating a caos of click-clack-click-clack. I have at one point asked one of my girl friend's to lose the heels if she wants to walk besides me. Yep, that's me, totally illogical bastard.

And the most illogical one is this: I HATE the sound of coffee being poured into a cup too slowly. The sort of "lazy old man peeing"-sound. I have on occasion actually walked out of the room to get away from the Slobby Sippy Coffee Pouring club, ready to summon the dogs of hell.

And then there's the lesser ones, like: How I instantly judge (harshly) people who can't figure out to cut their nails before the turn into revolting claws with liquorice stuffing underneath. Why is it so hard for so many to? Why? And why do I care?

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Reply #264 posted 08/09/10 5:54am

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My Monday morning issue: FAMS. mad


"Love Hurts.
Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."

-Cher, "Woman's World"
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Reply #265 posted 08/09/10 5:57am

Poiple

Cinnie said:

Poiple said:

Absolutely. I used to go a lot more than I do now. Growing up, my dad and I would go to the beach and camp for 3 or 4 days at the time. As I got older and up until I had kids, I would camp occasionally with a bunch of friends just out in the woods.

Bohemian Grove! omfg

lol I must admit, I had to Google Bohemian Grove--I'd never heard of it. No, sadly, I am not that influential, wealthy, or prominent.

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Reply #266 posted 08/09/10 10:36am

PositivityNYC

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paintedlady said:

johnart said:

lol lol

There are things swimming in that water... like I might pee and violate some animals breathing water... boxed

but.. confuse all o' them thangs livin' & swimmin' in the water --- they all pee and poop in it

(sure, our waste is more toxic than theirs, but...)

that's why I don't go in the water @ the beach lol (well, not deep.. I might go in up to my knees or mid-thigh if it's gawd-awful hot -- but beyond that, my brain says even though you can't see their pee & poop, it's there... nod and it will get all over you.... sad )

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Reply #267 posted 08/09/10 1:43pm

Cinnie

Poiple said:

Cinnie said:

Bohemian Grove! omfg

lol I must admit, I had to Google Bohemian Grove--I'd never heard of it. No, sadly, I am not that influential, wealthy, or prominent.

mr.green

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Reply #268 posted 08/09/10 3:06pm

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PositivityNYC said:

paintedlady said:

There are things swimming in that water... like I might pee and violate some animals breathing water... boxed

but.. confuse all o' them thangs livin' & swimmin' in the water --- they all pee and poop in it

(sure, our waste is more toxic than theirs, but...)

that's why I don't go in the water @ the beach lol (well, not deep.. I might go in up to my knees or mid-thigh if it's gawd-awful hot -- but beyond that, my brain says even though you can't see their pee & poop, it's there... nod and it will get all over you.... sad )

I thought fish pooped sand... well not ALL fish, just the ones that chew coral, like parrot fish...

sooo , isn't the beach itself just one big slab of old fish poop/body parts?

I actually swim in the sea... it makes me feel better about that water knowing something can actually live in it. Guess it isn't that bad if and animal can live in poopy peed water?

lol

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Reply #269 posted 08/09/10 4:15pm

Reel

PositivityNYC said:

paintedlady said:

There are things swimming in that water... like I might pee and violate some animals breathing water... boxed

but.. confuse all o' them thangs livin' & swimmin' in the water --- they all pee and poop in it

(sure, our waste is more toxic than theirs, but...)

that's why I don't go in the water @ the beach lol (well, not deep.. I might go in up to my knees or mid-thigh if it's gawd-awful hot -- but beyond that, my brain says even though you can't see their pee & poop, it's there... nod and it will get all over you.... sad )

Newsflash! That's why they are in "salt water"....salt water kills harmful waste bacteria. lol

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